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09/01/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated. | |||||
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09/01/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court. | |||||
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09/01/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home. | |||||
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09/01/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive. | |||||
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09/01/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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09/01/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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09/01/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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09/01/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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09/02/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy is concerned with the way Bonnie is processing Alvin's death and tries to get her professional help. | |||||
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09/02/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy gets promoted to manager of the restaurant, she discovers that being the boss comes with its own set of problems. Also, Bonnie has a nemesis in the building who wants her fired. | |||||
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09/02/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy discovers that she enjoys sex most when there's a risk of getting caught. Meanwhile, Bonnie takes her new role as Secretary of the women's AA meeting a little too seriously. | |||||
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09/02/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie are shocked when they discover how prison has changed their friend Regina. | |||||
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09/02/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/02/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/02/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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09/02/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents. | |||||
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09/02/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake. | |||||
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09/02/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show. | |||||
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09/02/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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09/02/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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09/02/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger and BJ both have Radar related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken BJ becomes violent with Hawkeye. | |||||
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09/02/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge. | |||||
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09/02/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang steals a gigantic bar of gold and commandeers the Dodge City blacksmith shop in order to divide the loot. | |||||
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09/02/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging. | |||||
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09/02/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. | |||||
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09/02/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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09/02/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd the Barber misrepresents his own worldly goods to a wealthy widow who decides to visit him. | |||||
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09/02/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes jealous when his father appears to be paying special attention to a pretty girl -- even taking her fishing with them. | |||||
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09/02/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Three escaped female convicts imprison Barney and Floyd in a remote cabin. | |||||
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09/02/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee longs for a pretty bed jacket for her birthday but seems destined to get more practical gifts, dishcloths and canning jars. | |||||
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09/02/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point. | |||||
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09/02/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town. | |||||
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09/02/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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09/02/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments. | |||||
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09/02/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his knee and Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbean cruise. | |||||
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09/02/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn't want to stay home alone. | |||||
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09/02/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet the members of the '69 Miracle New York Mets. | |||||
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09/02/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” when they are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy to comply with his request to give him his space. | |||||
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09/02/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the bed and breakfast, it's apparent that theyare trying a bit too hard. | |||||
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09/02/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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09/02/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite. | |||||
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09/02/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. | |||||
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09/02/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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09/02/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay. | |||||
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09/02/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
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09/02/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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09/02/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job. | |||||
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09/02/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date. | |||||
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09/03/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie worry when they find out that Violet's new boyfriend, Gregory, is old enough to be her father. | |||||
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09/03/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie face temptation when Bonnie is prescribed pain medication for a back injury. | |||||
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09/03/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie goes to extremes to keep a major secret from Christy. | |||||
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09/03/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| After Bonnie's relapse, the women from her AA meeting rally around to help her through withdrawal from painkillers, but Christy wants no part of it. | |||||
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09/03/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/03/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/03/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers. | |||||
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09/03/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher | |||||
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09/03/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils. | |||||
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09/03/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. | |||||
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09/03/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4 | |||||
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09/03/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings. | |||||
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09/03/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve | |||||
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09/03/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gunfighter hired to kill Marshal Dillion is wounded trying to save the life of an aged Chinese man. | |||||
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09/03/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A farmer whose credit has run out gets a loan from Marshal Dillon and Festus Haggen, then loses the money in a poker game. | |||||
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09/03/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years in a prison for robbery a farmer returns home and hopes to find the stolen fortune he had buried under a tree. | |||||
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09/03/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A rainmaker tries to end Dodge City's drought before a public well, the town's last source of water, runs dry. | |||||
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09/03/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams takes up arms to defend a gold shipment from bandits, first during a stagecoach ambush and then at a weigh station. | |||||
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09/03/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up. | |||||
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09/03/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry. | |||||
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09/03/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town. | |||||
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09/03/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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09/03/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion. | |||||
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09/03/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself, and Marie is left wondering what's to become of the children, the house and her beloved son now that they will be neglected. | |||||
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09/03/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the same treatment. | |||||
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09/03/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tick him off. | |||||
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09/03/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, they are desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement. | |||||
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09/03/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior. | |||||
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09/03/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience. | |||||
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09/03/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best . | |||||
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09/03/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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09/03/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. | |||||
