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09/03/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life. | |||||
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09/03/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. | |||||
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09/03/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad. | |||||
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09/03/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers. | |||||
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09/03/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight. | |||||
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09/03/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant. | |||||
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09/03/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son. | |||||
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09/04/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan. | |||||
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09/04/2025 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him. | |||||
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09/04/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES). | |||||
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09/04/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment. | |||||
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09/04/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/04/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/04/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends. | |||||
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09/04/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy | |||||
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09/04/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town. | |||||
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09/04/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. | |||||
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09/04/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K | |||||
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09/04/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend. | |||||
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09/04/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Mean | |||||
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09/04/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Scandinavian immigrant and his teenage son, find the West even wilder than they had imagined when they settle in Dodge City. | |||||
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09/04/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The identity of a criminal is confused with that of a deputy marshal when a Quaker party rescues the pair from a do-or-die fight. | |||||
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09/04/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young farmer's ex-partner in crime, his girlfriend, and his slow-witted brother figure in the discovery of his forgotten past. | |||||
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09/04/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Bull Bannock, retired heavyweight champion of the world, tries to make a place for himself in Dodge City. | |||||
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09/04/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| To Marshal Matt Dillon and his deputies falls their grimmest task in many years-- the hanging of a ruthless gunman. | |||||
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09/04/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rafe Hollister, a poor farmer, successfully auditions to sing at a concert. Barney and Andy take it upon themselves to spruce him up for the event. | |||||
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09/04/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie meets a spoiled youngster and decides his own allowance should be tripled. | |||||
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09/04/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy uses common sense and Barney uses "modern criminal detection methods" to solve several burglaries at a filling station. | |||||
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09/04/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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09/04/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his Indian elixir. | |||||
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09/04/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts. | |||||
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09/04/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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09/04/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again. | |||||
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09/04/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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09/04/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age. | |||||
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09/04/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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09/04/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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09/04/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested. | |||||
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09/04/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything. | |||||
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09/04/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her. | |||||
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09/04/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past. | |||||
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09/04/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it. | |||||
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09/04/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television. | |||||
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09/04/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality. | |||||
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09/04/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee. | |||||
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09/04/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer. | |||||
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09/05/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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09/05/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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09/05/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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09/05/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/05/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/05/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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09/05/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. | |||||
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09/05/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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09/05/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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09/05/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d | |||||
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09/05/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr | |||||
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09/05/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant | |||||
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09/05/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworth | |||||
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09/05/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A vengeful prisoner poses a continual threat to the life of Marshal Matt Dillon. | |||||
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09/05/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus Haggen, mistaken for a hired gunman, is offered $300 to fight the three sons of a man his cousin is accused of killing. | |||||
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09/05/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young gunman falls for one of Kitty's saloon girls while waiting to finish off Marshal Dillon and rob the bank. | |||||
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09/05/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A boy comes to Dodge City in search of his father only to learn that he is a wanted criminal. | |||||
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09/05/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered lawman seeks revenge against the men who destroyed his town and took away his wife. | |||||
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09/05/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus. | |||||
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09/05/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy. | |||||
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09/05/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car. | |||||
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09/05/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women. | |||||
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09/05/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party. | |||||
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09/05/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official. | |||||
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09/05/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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09/05/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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09/05/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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09/05/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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09/05/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often. | |||||
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09/05/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'. | |||||
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09/05/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings. | |||||
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09/05/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert's mental state. | |||||
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09/05/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child. | |||||
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09/05/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding. | |||||
