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09/07/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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09/07/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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09/07/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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09/07/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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09/07/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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09/07/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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09/07/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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09/07/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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09/08/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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09/08/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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09/08/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. | |||||
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09/08/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry. | |||||
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09/08/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/08/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/08/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement | |||||
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09/08/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible. | |||||
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09/08/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour | |||||
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09/08/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy. | |||||
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09/08/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into | |||||
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09/08/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram | |||||
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09/08/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati | |||||
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09/08/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical adv | |||||
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09/08/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty's conscience is torn between her sense of obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt Dillon. | |||||
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09/08/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon tries to bring a man to justice despite the onslaughts of an almost maniacal man wishing to exact his own revenge. | |||||
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09/08/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After eight years as a debt-plagued dirt farmer, a reformed outlaw rejoins his old gang to rob the Dodge City freight office. | |||||
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09/08/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Private detectives use Kitty and the daughter of an outlaw assures to trap the girl's fugitive father. | |||||
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09/08/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| As assistant attorney general uses Matt Dillon's long-time friendship for an outlaw to further his political ambitions. | |||||
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09/08/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble. | |||||
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09/08/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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09/08/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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09/08/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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09/08/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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09/08/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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09/08/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he meets a girl whom he dated 25 years earlier and believes he treated with disrespect. Ray, is wracked with guilt meeting Elizabeth again because he feels he didn't behave properly on their date. | |||||
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09/08/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age. While Frank and Ray are fawning over Erica, Robert's latest conquest, Marie and Debra are fuming over how ridiculous the whole situation makes Robert look. | |||||
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09/08/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not truely very happy with each other. Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, and he relays the news to Debra. | |||||
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09/08/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that he will come down with something dreadful after someone sneezes on him. When Marie hears that Ray is under the weather, she doesn't waste any time in coddling her younger son with homemade chicken soup and TLC. | |||||
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09/08/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most. | |||||
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09/08/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives. | |||||
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09/08/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. | |||||
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09/08/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role. | |||||
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09/08/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his new girlfriend and Doug wants to know why. | |||||
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09/08/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle. | |||||
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09/08/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends. Carrie is very "appreciative" and Doug tries doing it more to see how "appreciative" she will be. | |||||
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09/08/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it. | |||||
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09/08/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are talking to a salesman when he uses a word they don't know. Carrie's annoyed and decides it's time for them to try to become smarter. They sign up for a class which provees to be more than Doug can handle. | |||||
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09/08/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets caught helping Ray Barone with a driving test and loses his license for a week. Ray tries to make it up to Doug and Doug ends up losing it longer when he is caught driving Ray's car by Ray's brother Robert, a cop. | |||||
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09/08/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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09/08/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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09/08/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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09/08/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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09/09/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie's contentious relationship makes them unwelcome guests wherever they go. | |||||
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09/09/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy blames Bonnie when Roscoe announces he wants to go live with his father. | |||||
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09/09/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie have different ideas about forgiveness when Bonnie's mother, Shirley, who abandoned her as a small child, suddenly wants to be part of their lives. | |||||
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09/09/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie try to help Jodi, a teenage addict they met at their meeting. | |||||
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09/09/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/09/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/09/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition | |||||
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09/09/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest | |||||
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09/09/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mary Alice Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party but throws him over at the eleventh hour for another. | |||||
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09/09/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard, a last minute substitution on the bowling team sponsored by Emmett's fix-it shop, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game. | |||||
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09/09/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tri | |||||
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09/09/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations. | |||||
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09/09/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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09/09/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fugitive assumes the identity of another man after the latter has apparently been fatally bitten by a rattlesnake. | |||||
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09/09/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Five nuns bring a wounded outlaw into Dodge City, then are reluctant to turn him in because he saved their lives. | |||||
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09/09/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A lovesick, broke transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career--boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers. | |||||
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09/09/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon hunts a gang that has shattered one safe after another with nitroglycerine. | |||||
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09/09/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty helps Marshal Matt Dillon switch identities with a killer in order to escape, when they are kidnapped by outlaws. | |||||
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09/09/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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09/09/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station. | |||||
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09/09/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox. | |||||
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09/09/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card. | |||||
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09/09/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home." | |||||
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09/09/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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09/09/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her. | |||||
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09/09/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place. | |||||
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09/09/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister. | |||||
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09/09/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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09/09/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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09/09/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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09/09/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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09/09/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to. | |||||
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09/09/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it. | |||||
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