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		09/14/2025 3:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: So You Think You Can Date Localized description: Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.
		09/14/2025 3:48 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's Prized Pupil
	Dorothy feels that it's her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he's an illegal alien.

		09/14/2025 4:24 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's Prized Pupil
	While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for the caterer. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie, which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.

		09/14/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Son-in-Law Dearest
	Dorothy's daughter, Kate, is coming for a visit with a big announcement. Dorothy thinks Kate is pregnant, but when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Blanche and Rose stay up watching an "I Love Lucy" marathon.

		09/14/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	To Catch a Neighbor
	Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

		09/14/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	A Piece of Cake
	While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche, and Sophia's birthday involving her late husband, Sal.

		09/14/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Empty Nests
	The girls' friend, Renee, is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out, and her husband's workaholic habits.

		09/14/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Old Friends
	Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk. However, his strange behavior signals that he has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.

		09/14/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	One For the Money
	Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years, including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.

		09/14/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Bringing Up Baby
	Rose is shocked when her late-uncle's will leaves her his "Baby," and delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig. Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia are less thrilled until they learn that when Baby dies, Rose gets a large sum of money.

		09/14/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Peggy's New Beau
	Season finale: Mike & Molly are asked about marriage.

		09/14/2025 9:30 am	Mike & Molly	Goin' Fishin'
	Mike and Molly adjust to life as an engaged couple.

		09/14/2025 10:00 am	Mike & Molly	Dennis's Birthday
	Mike's mom gets a big surprise on her boyfriend's birthday.

		09/14/2025 10:30 am	Mike & Molly	Mike moves in with Molly and her family.
	Mike moves in with Molly and her family.

		09/14/2025 11:00 am	Mike & Molly	'57 Chevy Bel Air
	Mike buys Vince's 57 Chevy instead of saving for the wedding

		09/14/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	Victoria Runs Away
	Mike's in the middle of Molly's family feud!

		09/14/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Happy Halloween
	Molly persuades Mike to attend her boss's Halloween party.

		09/14/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Carl Meets a Lady
	Carl tries to get a date with a woman far out of his league.

		09/14/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Peggy Gets a Job
	Mike encourages his mom to get a job.

		09/14/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike Cheats
	Mike cheats on his diet...and hides it from Molly.

		09/14/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Crazy Bitch Gazette
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Springtime on a Stick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Good Time in Central Africa
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dead From the Waist Down
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Lookin' For Japanese Subs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Darn Priest
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/14/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Watch
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bubble Boy
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cheever Letters
	As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire.

		09/14/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Opera
	A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight.

		09/14/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Virgin
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Contest
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Airport
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pick
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Movie
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/14/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Visa
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/15/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Shoes
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/15/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Outing
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		09/15/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		09/15/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Rage Against the Christine
	Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

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		09/15/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard's New Life
	Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

		09/15/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober, The Executive
	Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

		09/15/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Mayberry Chef
	The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m

		09/15/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Brother-In-Law
	Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker.

		09/15/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Taking The Fifth
	Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

		09/15/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Operation Friendship
	Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

		09/15/2025 6:00 am	MASH	No Sweat
	Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.

		09/15/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Depressing News
	Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

		09/15/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Nowhere to Run
	A teenage burglar involved in a murder is shot and left to die by his partners.

		09/15/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Blood Money
	The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand.

		09/15/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Dead Man's Law
	A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Marshal Dillon is thought to be dead.

		09/15/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Hill Girl
	A hillbilly girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow, soon getting her into trouble with the law.

		09/15/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Gunrunners (Buffalo Man)
	A fur trapper, whose adopted Indian son is beaten and left to die by five Army deserters, sets out to track down the assailants.

		09/15/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Fun Girls
	Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.

		09/15/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.

		09/15/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.

		09/15/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.

		09/15/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Back to Nature
	Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.

		09/15/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer Pyle USMC
	Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.

		09/15/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who Am I
	When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep.

		09/15/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Needs Money
	After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.

		09/15/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sigh
	Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake.

		09/15/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Annoying Kid
	Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household.

		09/15/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Grandpa Steals
	Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket.

		09/15/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Somebody Hates Raymond
	When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host, Jerry Musso, hates him.

		09/15/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Just a Formailty
	Robert finally decides to propose to Amy. Robert confides his decision to Raymond and then convinces Ray to accompany him to meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents.

		09/15/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Disciplinarian
	Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. Debra tells Ray that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play.

		09/15/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

		09/15/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.

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