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09/14/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. | |||||
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09/14/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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09/14/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/14/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/14/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/14/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/14/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/14/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/15/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/15/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/15/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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09/15/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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09/15/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/15/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/15/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber. | |||||
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09/15/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett. | |||||
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09/15/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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09/15/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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09/15/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller. | |||||
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09/15/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast. | |||||
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09/15/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th. | |||||
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09/15/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors. | |||||
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09/15/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A teenage burglar involved in a murder is shot and left to die by his partners. | |||||
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09/15/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The father of a young gunfighter tries to end his son's career by wounding his gun hand. | |||||
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09/15/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A corrupt group attempts to take over Dodge City's law enforcement when Marshal Dillon is thought to be dead. | |||||
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09/15/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A hillbilly girl hitches a ride into Dodge and her bullying brothers follow, soon getting her into trouble with the law. | |||||
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09/15/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A fur trapper, whose adopted Indian son is beaten and left to die by five Army deserters, sets out to track down the assailants. | |||||
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09/15/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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09/15/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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09/15/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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09/15/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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09/15/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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09/15/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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09/15/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep. | |||||
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09/15/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas. | |||||
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09/15/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake. | |||||
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09/15/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household. | |||||
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09/15/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket. | |||||
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09/15/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host, Jerry Musso, hates him. | |||||
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09/15/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert finally decides to propose to Amy. Robert confides his decision to Raymond and then convinces Ray to accompany him to meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents. | |||||
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09/15/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. Debra tells Ray that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play. | |||||
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09/15/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail. | |||||
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09/15/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them. | |||||
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09/15/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic. | |||||
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09/15/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better. | |||||
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09/15/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't. | |||||
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09/15/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win. | |||||
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09/15/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/15/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. | |||||
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09/15/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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09/15/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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09/16/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy hosts a family dinner for Violet's hard-to-please future mother-in-law, Phyllis. Also, Bonnie balks when Steve wants to take their relationship to the next level. | |||||
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09/16/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy catches the eye of Candace's wealthy, charming father, Fred, Candace and Baxter are outraged, while Bonnie pushes Christy to give him a chance. | |||||
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09/16/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy's burgeoning relationship with Fred gets more and more difficult for Candace to handle. Bonnie, however, enjoys the perks of Christy dating a wealthy man. | |||||
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09/16/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| In order to avoid her ex-boyfriend, Bonnie drags Christy to a new AA meeting, only to run into her ex-girlfriend, Jeanine, from 30 years ago. | |||||
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09/16/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/16/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/16/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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09/16/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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09/16/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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09/16/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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09/16/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. | |||||
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09/16/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J. | |||||
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09/16/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires. | |||||
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09/16/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon heads into Mexico in pursuit of four fugitives wanted for killing his friend, a retiring sheriff. | |||||
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09/16/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An Indian agent's unduly stern restrictions lead to death on the reservation and the arrest of Matt Dillon for murder. | |||||
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09/16/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A bewhiskered water witch shows up in Dodge City during a drought and promises to find water despite the skeptics. | |||||
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09/16/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ex-outlaw offers to help Marshal Dillon track down members of his old gang and talk them out of hiding. | |||||
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09/16/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young boy is groomed as a gunfighter to seek vengeance for the wrong done to his father. | |||||
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09/16/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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09/16/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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09/16/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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09/16/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass goes back to school when his girl spurns him as an illiterate. He quickly proves he won't win any gold stars for deportment of scholarship. | |||||
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09/16/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's old beau, a practical joker, shows up in Mayberry and resumes his courtship. Andy has misgivings. | |||||
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09/16/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's attempts to train an old mutt (named Blue) as a police dog coincide with a manhunt for an escaped criminal. | |||||
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09/16/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities. | |||||
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09/16/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him. | |||||
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09/16/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans. | |||||
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09/16/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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09/16/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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09/16/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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09/16/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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09/16/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls. | |||||
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09/16/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie tries to convince Doug to be the best man at Danny's wedding. | |||||
