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09/16/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug invites his old football teammates over so they can talk to a reporter about their team. Doug made a championship winning play, but people on the team think another player made it, so Doug tries to prove them wrong. | |||||
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09/16/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Cold weather comes and Arthur has to move upstairs. When the weather warms up he stays upstairs, and Doug and Carrie want him back in the basement. | |||||
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09/16/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug catches Carrie cheating at board games, so he tries to find what is making her cheat. | |||||
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09/16/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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09/16/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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09/16/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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09/16/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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09/17/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy tries to help Julian, a handsome, newly sober AA member, but her attraction to him complicates things. Meanwhile, Bonnie jumps at the chance to attend a lavish charity gala with Jill. | |||||
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09/17/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Marjorie announces she's getting married, Christy and Bonnie are determined to make it the perfect day. | |||||
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09/17/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy, Jill and Wendy find themselves in a sticky situation when they agree to help Bonnie smuggle an illegal substance across the Canadian border. | |||||
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09/17/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy tries to be supportive when a health scare throws Bonnie into a tailspin. | |||||
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09/17/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/17/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/17/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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09/17/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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09/17/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret. | |||||
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09/17/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party. | |||||
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09/17/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure. | |||||
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09/17/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady. | |||||
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09/17/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried | |||||
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09/17/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt joins a trail drive to prevent a conflict between the drivers and some hide cutters. He is finally forced to kill the hide cutters in a shoot-out, but he helps give a 16-year old boy a chance at a honest life. | |||||
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09/17/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| In Mexico, Marshal Dillon is befriended by a 13-year old boy who sees Dillon as a man who can rid his village of all banditos. | |||||
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09/17/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A bizarre attempted robbery by two bumbling hill-country brothers turns into a comedy of errors before it's finally thwarted by Festus who is acting as Matt's deputy. | |||||
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09/17/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After Marshal Dillon is forced to kill a crooked gambler, his vengeful father sets out to kill the marshal. | |||||
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09/17/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A small, ornery Irishman named O'Quillian spreads dissension and disaster in Dodge City. | |||||
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09/17/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney and Thelma Lou have a lovers' quarrel. Andy tries to help but only succeeds in getting caught in the middle. | |||||
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09/17/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney starts wearing his uniform all the time after being threatened with bodily harm if he's ever caught without it on. | |||||
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09/17/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse. | |||||
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09/17/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy goes to Raleigh for a job interview, and chaos prevails in Mayberry, with Barney as acting sheriff. | |||||
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09/17/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wants the starring role in the Mayberry Centennial Pageant. Andy and Opie are neglected at home. | |||||
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09/17/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment. | |||||
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09/17/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him. | |||||
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09/17/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. | |||||
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09/17/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law. | |||||
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09/17/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her. | |||||
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09/17/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job. | |||||
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09/17/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home. | |||||
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09/17/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie think back to the first time they met. Doug was working as a bouncer at a club, Carrie was out on a date with Richie even though she hated him, and Doug's date liked Richie. | |||||
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09/17/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Delivery man Doug Heffernan has a good life: He's got a pretty wife (Carrie), a big TV and friends to watch it with. Then Carrie's goofy and annoying father Arthur moves in with them. | |||||
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09/17/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has to take Arthur out of the house so Carrie can set up for his suprise party for his 75th birthday. While at a restaurant, Doug loses Arthur. | |||||
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09/17/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it. | |||||
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09/17/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him. | |||||
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09/17/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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09/17/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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09/17/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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09/17/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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09/18/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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09/18/2025 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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09/18/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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09/18/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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09/18/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/18/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/18/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council. | |||||
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09/18/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike. | |||||
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09/18/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it. | |||||
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09/18/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land. | |||||
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09/18/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar. | |||||
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09/18/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities. | |||||
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09/18/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet. | |||||
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09/18/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon and Doc Adams are troubled by a meddlesome woman as they escort an escaped convict on a train trip to Dodge. | |||||
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09/18/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus, a young widow, and her two children are held hostage by a gang of outlaws. | |||||
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09/18/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt blocks a railroad company's efforts to force Jim Graham off his land. The right-of-way dispute halts progress on a new track which would link Omaha and Dodge. When Mr. Graham refuses to sell his land, Matt supports him. The | |||||
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09/18/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A slick talking salesman, attended by three dissatisfied customers, is rescued by a farm widow. | |||||
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09/18/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a long, hard ride back to Dodge City with a prisoner whose gang pursues them doggedly. | |||||
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09/18/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby. | |||||
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09/18/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen are supposed to have a day off, but are continually interrupted at their secluded picnic spot by Barney asking questions about his duties. | |||||
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09/18/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true. | |||||
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09/18/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis slips and falls in jail and is convinced by a lawyer that he should sue the county. | |||||
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09/18/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides to dabble in real estate as a side line. He tries to get the Sheriff to put his house up for sale. | |||||
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09/18/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told. | |||||
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09/18/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme. | |||||
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09/18/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set! | |||||
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09/18/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use. | |||||
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09/18/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle. | |||||
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09/18/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys. | |||||
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09/18/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." | |||||
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09/18/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money. | |||||
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09/18/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back. | |||||
