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09/21/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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09/21/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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09/21/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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09/21/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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09/21/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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09/21/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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09/21/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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09/21/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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09/22/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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09/22/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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09/22/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony. | |||||
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09/22/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance. | |||||
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09/22/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/22/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/22/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous. | |||||
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09/22/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation. | |||||
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09/22/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio., | |||||
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09/22/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper. | |||||
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09/22/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger. | |||||
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09/22/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war. | |||||
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09/22/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera. | |||||
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09/22/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial. | |||||
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09/22/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Mannon, a ruthless, fast-draw gunman shoots Festus, steals his mule and terrorizes Dodge City. | |||||
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09/22/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two hillbillies attempt to swindle the townspeople of Dodge City by selling them worthless mining claims. | |||||
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09/22/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respected rancher is found to have been the notoriously cruel commandant of a Civil War prison camp. | |||||
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09/22/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams is in jeopardy when he is the only witness to a killing and the murderer becomes his patient. | |||||
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09/22/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Three bounty hunters hold Doc, Kitty, Sam, and Louie captive in the Long Branch and offer to exchange them for a prisoner in jail. | |||||
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09/22/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a "sheriff without a gun." | |||||
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09/22/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's girl-friend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home | |||||
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09/22/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved. | |||||
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09/22/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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09/22/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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09/22/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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09/22/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw. | |||||
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09/22/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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09/22/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent's bed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a good night's sleep. | |||||
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09/22/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces. | |||||
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09/22/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen. | |||||
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09/22/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing with his patrol partner, Judy, and her friends. He starts using expressions such as “This is so whack” and “I'm down with it” and showing up in mustard colored suits. | |||||
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09/22/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “new and improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment. | |||||
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09/22/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms. | |||||
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09/22/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family. | |||||
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09/22/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them having sex, they have to find a way to keep him from saying anything. | |||||
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09/22/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur starts working at Carrie's lawfirm with her. Doug and Deacon are having a prank war. | |||||
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09/22/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door. | |||||
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09/22/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to go to a wedding but not have to stay. | |||||
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09/22/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV. | |||||
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09/22/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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09/22/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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09/22/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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09/22/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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09/23/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent. | |||||
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09/23/2025 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through. | |||||
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09/23/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date. | |||||
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09/23/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing. | |||||
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09/23/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/23/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wins a kitchen-full of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends. | |||||
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09/23/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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09/23/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober has dreams of entering show-business when he thinks he owns a genuine talking dog. | |||||
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09/23/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee gets a job at the town print shop where the new proprietors are really counterfeiters. | |||||
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09/23/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day. | |||||
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09/23/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Whilst suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites. | |||||
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09/23/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf. | |||||
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09/23/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Revengeful night riders from Missouri invade Dodge City and challenge the authority of deputy Festus Haggen. | |||||
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09/23/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When Festus and a wounded robber are put up at a farmhouse the owner attempts to kill the robber and seize the stolen money. | |||||
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09/23/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An ex-slave is bribed by two desperadoes to steal an important document from a wounded Matt Dillon. | |||||
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09/23/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty becomes responsible for a wanted murderer and, believing him innocent, refuses to turn him over to an out-of-town sheriff. | |||||
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09/23/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An old friend of Matt's pursues his wife's killers into Dodge, demanding the right to deal with them in his own way. | |||||
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09/23/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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09/23/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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09/23/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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09/23/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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09/23/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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09/23/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes. | |||||
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09/23/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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09/23/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings. | |||||
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09/23/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. They do their best to not let Ray's sour mood spoil the trip for them. | |||||
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09/23/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Robert meets the girl of his dreams, who works in a gelato shop. | |||||
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09/23/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house. Ray and Debra lose their cool when Frank and Marie pull the ultimate unannounced visit to their home. | |||||
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09/23/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The competition for attention between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high with the brothers ending up in a fight. Ray's dreams of authoring a sports book get squashed when the publishing company takes a pass on it. | |||||
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09/23/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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09/23/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war. | |||||
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09/23/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating. | |||||
