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		09/23/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Horizontal Hold
	Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Horizontal Hold Localized description: Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.
		09/23/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Inner Tube
	Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.

		09/23/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Papa Pill
	Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.

		09/23/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fusilli Jerry
	Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.

		09/23/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.

		09/23/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

		09/23/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.

		09/24/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
	When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.

		09/24/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
	Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

		09/24/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Whale of a Tale
	When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist.

		09/24/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Truth or Dare
	Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

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		09/24/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Church Organ
	Andy struggles with the financial challenge of helping an impovereshed congregation buy a new-church organ.

		09/24/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Girl Shy
	Girl-shy Deputy Warren turns into a somnambulistic Casanova after watching his suave hero on TV.

		09/24/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist

		09/24/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Artist
	Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

		09/24/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Blood and Guts
	Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor. Kibbee: "As for the last two pints of blood, there's no big finale, no heroes. They hel

		09/24/2025 5:35 am	MASH	A Holy Mess
	An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

		09/24/2025 6:10 am	MASH	The Tooth Shall Set you Free
	Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

		09/24/2025 6:45 am	Gunsmoke	The Devils Outpost
	When Matt arrests a young stagecoach robber, his notorious older brother and his gang pursue the marshal, seeking his death.

		09/24/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Stryker
	Formal Dodge City Marshal Josh Stryker returns after 15 years in prison seeking vengeance against his successor, Marshal Dillon.

		09/24/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Coreyville
	Marshal Dillon helps a teenage girl defend her rawhider brother, who is being railroaded on a homicide charge.

		09/24/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Danny
	An old time con-man, dying of a heart condition, manages to save Matt's life.

		09/24/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Hawk
	A half-breed Indian policeman, trailing three renegades, visits his white mother, but she refuses to acknowledge him as her son.

		09/24/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Guitar Player
	A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell.

		09/24/2025 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie Comes to Town
	Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore.

		09/24/2025 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Irresistible Andy
	After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic.

		09/24/2025 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Runaway Kid
	Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home.

		09/24/2025 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy the Matchmaker
	Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker.

		09/24/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's Birth
	As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family.

		09/24/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Ring
	It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.

		09/24/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Sculpture
	Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

		09/24/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Snow Day
	Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totally upsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank.

		09/24/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lucky Suit
	Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget.

		09/24/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Skit
	Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party.

		09/24/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Breakup Tape
	When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates by asking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept.

		09/24/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Package Deal
	Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interestted in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town.

		09/24/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Separation Anxiety
	Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.

		09/24/2025 8:15 pm	Departure Time	Departure Time
	Doug and Carrie go to visit Doug's parents at the airport while they are waiting for their flight. Doug's parents give Doug a living will to sign, but Doug is upset that they marked "do not recisitate" on everything.

		09/24/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Swim Neighbors
	When a storm destroys their fence, Carrie & Doug's neighbors try to convince them to combine their backyards. Carrie rushes to rebuild the fence, which offends the Sackskys, and they build a pool that overlooks the other yard.

		09/24/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	S'no Job
	Doug's uncle Stu asks him to get Danny a job at IPS and Doug doesn't want Danny working there. He gets Danny the interview but convinces Supervisor O'Boyle to not hire him. Then Doug feels guilty about it.

		09/24/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

		09/24/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Postponement
	Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

		09/24/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Maestro
	Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

		09/24/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wink
	Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

		09/25/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Family Unfair
	Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		09/25/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sweet Charity
	Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

		09/25/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Subway, Somehow
	Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.

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		09/25/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.

		09/25/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Legend of Barney Fife
	Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.

		09/25/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing

		09/25/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.

		09/25/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Pressure Points
	Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

		09/25/2025 5:35 am	MASH	Where There's a Will, There's a War
	Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

		09/25/2025 6:10 am	MASH	Promotion Commotion
	Winchester, Pierce, and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

		09/25/2025 6:45 am	Gunsmoke	A Man Called Smith
	An outlaw's return to his homestead to claim some hidden loot leads to nothing but trouble.

		09/25/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Charlie Noon
	Marshal Dillon, crossing the desert with prisoner Charlie Noon, is pursued by a band of Comanches.

		09/25/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	A Matter of Honor
	Louie Pheeters, found intoxicated beside a dying man and unable to remember what took place, is accused of murder.

		09/25/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Still
	A young schoolmarm's unscrupulous relatives descend on Dodge City to begin a moonshining operation.

		09/25/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Innocent
	When Festus helps a woman school teacher get to Cimarion territory, they both become hostages of a family of hide thieves.

		09/25/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Charity
	Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story.

		09/25/2025 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Feud is a Feud
	Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children.

		09/25/2025 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie for Council
	Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council.

		09/25/2025 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Stranger in Town
	A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business.

		09/25/2025 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Maybery Goes To Hollywood
	A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image.

		09/25/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Call Me Mom
	When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it, Debra rises to the challenge.

		09/25/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mother's Day, Part 1
	Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse.

		09/25/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bigger Person, Part 2
	Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other.

		09/25/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Time, Part 3
	When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

		09/25/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Cult
	Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.

		09/25/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Counselling
	After arguing with Ray over his inability to help with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Ray is completely against the idea until he meets the counselor.

		09/25/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pet the Bunny
	The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too.

		09/25/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Pregnant Pause (Part 1)
	Carrie starts to worry that she might be pregnant and it couldn't happen at a worse time. When Arthur finds out he tries to convince her to tell Doug and when she won't, he brings Doug to her.

		09/25/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Pregnant Pause (2)
	Doug tells Carrie not to worry about the baby and he takes a second job to help store up money. When Carrie sees it is too much for Doug she decides she wants to help. In the end she loses the baby.

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