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		09/25/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Walk, Man
	Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Walk, Man Localized description: Doug & Carrie decide that they want to have a baby, but Arthur keeps getting in the way. Doug decides to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur so that Doug can spend time with Carrie.
		09/25/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Sight Gag
	Doug realizes that Carrie has hated every gift he has given her. When she starts having to wear glasses again because her vision is going, he decides to get her laser eye surgery. But the problems come when Carrie ends up blind.

		09/25/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Mean Streak
	Doug is close to beating the record for most perfect delivery days. As he nears the 951 day record the people he works with start to get jealous.

		09/25/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		09/25/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		09/25/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		09/25/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		09/26/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Up in the Airport
	When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.

		09/26/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Revenge Makeover
	Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.

		09/26/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love What You Do for Me
	When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.

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		09/26/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
	Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car.

		09/26/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Look, Paw, I'm Dancing
	Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.

		09/26/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Gypsies
	Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science

		09/26/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Eat Your Heart Out
	Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special

		09/26/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Heroes
	Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

		09/26/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Sons and Bowlers
	After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger a

		09/26/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Picture This
	Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt, and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen

		09/26/2025 6:30 am	MASH	That Darn Kid
	Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling it's milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when

		09/26/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Ring of Darkness
	A pretty, blind girl influences deputy Newly O'Brien's efforts to arrest a horse thief.

		09/26/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jake MacGraw
	People suspect ex-gunfighter Jake MacGraw has ulterior motives when he gets a job as piano-player in the Long Branch saloon.

		09/26/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Roots of Fear
	A run on the Dodge City bank forces three desperate farmers to resort to robbery.

		09/26/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Sisters
	A contemptible father pretends to have a change of heart when three nuns confront him with the care and custody of his two children.

		09/26/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Cage
	When a young outlaw becomes the victim of his own gang, he decides to help Marshal Matt Dillon bring them in.

		09/26/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Horse Trader
	Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon.

		09/26/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Those Gossipin Men
	Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

		09/26/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Beauty Contest
	Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner.

		09/26/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Alcohol and Old Lace
	Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry.

		09/26/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy the Marriage Counselor
	Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other.

		09/26/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry on Record
	Andy suspects that a traveling record promoter is a con artist, but is proven wrong to Mayberry's profit.

		09/26/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who Am I
	When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep.

		09/26/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Needs Money
	After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.

		09/26/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Vision
	While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.

		09/26/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	P. T. & A.
	Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes."

		09/26/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Boy's Therapy
	Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead.

		09/26/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Parents
	Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.

		09/26/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Job For Robert
	Wondering why Marie is being extra nice to Robert and Amy, Ray discovers her plan: she wants grandchildren. Robert shares his disbelief with Amy that they are being “played” by Marie.

		09/26/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Date For Peter
	Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely. Ray unwillingly goes to Peter's to give him some dating advice and encouragement. When that fails, Ray and Debra throw a cocktail party to introduce Peter to eligible women.

		09/26/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Friender Bender
	Doug and Carrie get in a fender bender with Deacon and Kelly, and the agreement for Doug and Carrie to pay for the damages to Deacon and Kelly's car causes problems between the two couples.

		09/26/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	No Retreat
	Carrie and Doug go to her company's retreat, and Carrie, hoping to impress the firm's partners, encourages Doug to be friendly with them, which Doug finds difficult.

		09/26/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Ticker Treat
	Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.

		09/26/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Lyin' Hearted
	Arthur is about to have surgery, & he asks Carrie for his sleep mask. While digging through his things, she finds an old letter from FSU, saying she got into college. She never saw it before, and starts to resent her father.

		09/26/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Life Sentence
	Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance & make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies. She gets upset and starts smoking again when she finds out that Doug wouldn't want to take care of him.

		09/26/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Veiled Threat
	When Carrie is cleaning out the freezer she finds part of their wedding cake and Doug and Carrie reflect back to their wedding day.

		09/26/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		09/26/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		09/26/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		09/26/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		09/27/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Scream
	Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		09/27/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Get Smarter
	In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

		09/27/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Pilot
	Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

		09/27/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Supertramp
	Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

		09/27/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 1
	A pre-adolescent Roseanne and Jackie glimpse future events through a fortune teller's crystal ball.

		09/27/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 2
	Decades in the future, a manic-depressive adult DJ remembers snippets of his childhood during a psychiatric appointment.

		09/27/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	White Men Can't Kiss
	When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.

		09/27/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving 1994
	Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

		09/27/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Maybe Baby
	Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.

		09/27/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	The Parenting Trap
	DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

		09/27/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	Rear Window
	A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten.

		09/27/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	My Name Is Bev
	After being arrested for drinking and driving, Bev announces that she is an alcoholic. Roseanne fears that Bev may be lying to mitigate the repercussions.

		09/27/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Bed and Bored
	Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. Jackie and Bev come to blows.

		09/27/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Sisters
	Fred's unhappy that DJ's spending all his spare time at Jackie's house. Becky and Darlene find common ground.

		09/27/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Lost Youth
	Jackie finds her love life with Fred to be predictable. Mark is jealous of David's academic success and takes it out on his new relationship.

		09/27/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Single Married Female
	After discovering Jackie cavorting with another man, Dan makes the difficult decision to tell Fred. Ironically, Jackie realizes her wrongdoing in time to catch Fred moving out of the house.

		09/27/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	Husbands and Wives
	Roseanne is up to her usual schemes. First, she cons Darlene out of a portion of her monthly allowance. Then, she plots to reunite Fred and Jackie. There's one glitch - Jackie's not sure she wants Fred back!

		09/27/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	Happy Trailers
	Roseanne and Dan secretly attempt to help Becky and Mark with money after they move into a shabby trailer. A further case for concern is the couple's boozy trailer-park neighbor, Sharon.

		09/27/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Sarah Like Puny Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	I Can't Afford Hyenas
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	That Was Saliva, Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	An Old Flame With a New Wick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	No Sniffing, No Wowing
	Charlie begins a sexual relationship with Alan's divorce attorney Laura (Heather Locklear), but when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

		09/27/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
	Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues. Charlie tries to solve Alan's recurring sleepwalking problem. Guest Star: Jane Lynch

		09/27/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Just Like Buffalo
	When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.

		09/27/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Feel My Finger?
	One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.

		09/27/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Favors
	Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra.

		09/27/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Faux Pas
	Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made while at a Knicks game with Michael and Geoffrey's friend, Chris.

		09/27/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Power Of No
	Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship.

		09/27/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pat's Secret
	Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret.

		09/27/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Finale
	In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks.

		09/27/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		09/27/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

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