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		09/27/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	White Men Can't Kiss
	When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: White Men Can't Kiss Localized description: When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.
		09/27/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving 1994
	Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

		09/27/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Maybe Baby
	Waiting for the prenatal test results leave Roseanne and Dan in a panic. Emotions run high as Roseanne mulls over her pregnancy options and consequently excludes Dan from any paternal involvement.

		09/27/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	The Parenting Trap
	DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

		09/27/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	Rear Window
	A geriatric couple with a penchant for nudity has moved in next door. Darlene worries about how close Becky and David have gotten.

		09/27/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	My Name Is Bev
	After being arrested for drinking and driving, Bev announces that she is an alcoholic. Roseanne fears that Bev may be lying to mitigate the repercussions.

		09/27/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Bed and Bored
	Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. Jackie and Bev come to blows.

		09/27/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Sisters
	Fred's unhappy that DJ's spending all his spare time at Jackie's house. Becky and Darlene find common ground.

		09/27/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Lost Youth
	Jackie finds her love life with Fred to be predictable. Mark is jealous of David's academic success and takes it out on his new relationship.

		09/27/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Single Married Female
	After discovering Jackie cavorting with another man, Dan makes the difficult decision to tell Fred. Ironically, Jackie realizes her wrongdoing in time to catch Fred moving out of the house.

		09/27/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	Husbands and Wives
	Roseanne is up to her usual schemes. First, she cons Darlene out of a portion of her monthly allowance. Then, she plots to reunite Fred and Jackie. There's one glitch - Jackie's not sure she wants Fred back!

		09/27/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	Happy Trailers
	Roseanne and Dan secretly attempt to help Becky and Mark with money after they move into a shabby trailer. A further case for concern is the couple's boozy trailer-park neighbor, Sharon.

		09/27/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Sarah Like Puny Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	I Can't Afford Hyenas
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	That Was Saliva, Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	An Old Flame With a New Wick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/27/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	No Sniffing, No Wowing
	Charlie begins a sexual relationship with Alan's divorce attorney Laura (Heather Locklear), but when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

		09/27/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
	Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues. Charlie tries to solve Alan's recurring sleepwalking problem. Guest Star: Jane Lynch

		09/27/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Just Like Buffalo
	When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.

		09/27/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Feel My Finger?
	One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.

		09/27/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Favors
	Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra.

		09/27/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Faux Pas
	Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made while at a Knicks game with Michael and Geoffrey's friend, Chris.

		09/27/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Power Of No
	Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship.

		09/27/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pat's Secret
	Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret.

		09/27/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Finale
	In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks.

		09/27/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		09/27/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		09/27/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		09/27/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		09/27/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		09/27/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		09/27/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		09/27/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		09/27/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		09/27/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		09/28/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		09/28/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		09/28/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Open Waters
	Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

		09/28/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
	Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

		09/28/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I'll Show You Mine
	Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

		09/28/2025 2:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Other F Word, The
	Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

		09/28/2025 3:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Long Day's Journey Into Stan
	Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

		09/28/2025 3:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Artist
	Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

		09/28/2025 4:24 am	The Golden Girls	Blanche's Little Girl
	Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has gained quite a bit of weight. Visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts her down. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

		09/28/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's New Friend
	Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

		09/28/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	Grab That Dough
	Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough," so the girls travel to California to compete on the game show.

		09/28/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	My Brother, My Father
	Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.

		09/28/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Golden Moments Part 1
	Sophia announces her intentions of moving out of the house and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.

		09/28/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Golden Moments (2)
	As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.

		09/28/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	And Ma Makes Three
	Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

		09/28/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Larceny and Old Lace
	Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.

		09/28/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Rose's Big Adventure
	Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

		09/28/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Mister Terrific
	Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

		09/28/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Back off Mary Poppins
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Bag Full of Jawea
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Go Get Mommy's Bra
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Bad News from the Clinic?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yes, Monsignor
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Salmon Under My Sweater
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Lungful of Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Smell the Umbrella Stand
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	It Was 'Mame,' Mom
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		09/28/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

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