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		09/27/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Cadillac - Part 2 Localized description: Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.
		09/27/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		09/27/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		09/27/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		09/27/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		09/27/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		09/27/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		09/27/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		09/28/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		09/28/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		09/28/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Open Waters
	Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

		09/28/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
	Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

		09/28/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I'll Show You Mine
	Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

		09/28/2025 2:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Other F Word, The
	Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

		09/28/2025 3:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Long Day's Journey Into Stan
	Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

		09/28/2025 3:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Artist
	Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

		09/28/2025 4:24 am	The Golden Girls	Blanche's Little Girl
	Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has gained quite a bit of weight. Visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts her down. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

		09/28/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's New Friend
	Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

		09/28/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	Grab That Dough
	Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough," so the girls travel to California to compete on the game show.

		09/28/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	My Brother, My Father
	Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.

		09/28/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Golden Moments Part 1
	Sophia announces her intentions of moving out of the house and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.

		09/28/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Golden Moments (2)
	As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.

		09/28/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	And Ma Makes Three
	Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

		09/28/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Larceny and Old Lace
	Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary.

		09/28/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Rose's Big Adventure
	Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

		09/28/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Mister Terrific
	Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

		09/28/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Back off Mary Poppins
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Bag Full of Jawea
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Go Get Mommy's Bra
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Bad News from the Clinic?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yes, Monsignor
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Salmon Under My Sweater
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Lungful of Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Smell the Umbrella Stand
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	It Was 'Mame,' Mom
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		09/28/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		09/28/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		09/28/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		09/28/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		09/28/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		09/28/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		09/28/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		09/28/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		09/28/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		09/28/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		09/29/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		09/29/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		09/29/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Teach Your Children Well
	Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

		09/29/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Has Two Mommies
	Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

		09/29/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Baby in The House
	Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.

		09/29/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The County Clerk
	Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

		09/29/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Foster Lady
	Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.

		09/29/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Replacement
	Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.

		09/29/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

		09/29/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Singer in Town
	Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.

		09/29/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Hey, Look Me over
	Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her.

		09/29/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Trick or Treatment
	It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

		09/29/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Foreign Affairs
	The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

		09/29/2025 6:30 am	MASH	The Joker is Wild
	Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

		09/29/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	The War Priest
	Kitty, enroute from Owl Flats to Dodge City by buckboard, is kidnapped by Apache war priest, Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

		09/29/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Pack Rat
	A wily little orphan-thief first steals from Marshal Dillon, then sets out to help him in an impending ambush.

		09/29/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Judas Gun
	The feud between ranchers Noah Haimes and Clete Bolden is rekindled by the romance of Haime's only son and Bolden's only daughter.

		09/29/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D.
	When an old friend of Doc Adams is suspected of being a thief. Doc takes it upon himself to bring the man to justice.

		09/29/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Badge
	Kitty Russell, seeing Matt wounded again, closes the Long Branch and leaves Dodge City to become a partner with an old friend.

		09/29/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Barney's Morale
	When Barney's over-zealousness causes him to become a laughing stock, Andy tactfully arranges for Barney to regain his status.

		09/29/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and the Gentleman Crook
	A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail.

		09/29/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Cyrano Andy
	Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts.

		09/29/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
	Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days.

		09/29/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The New Doctor
	Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he becomes convinced that the new young doctor in town is trying to beat his time with her.

		09/29/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Plaque for Mayberry
	The town drunk turns out to be the only living descendent of a Revolutionary War hero, much to the dismay of the Mayberry mayor.

		09/29/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pilot
	Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position.

		09/29/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Love You
	Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard.

		09/29/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Wish I Were Gus
	As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago.

		09/29/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Standard Deviation
	Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other.

		09/29/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Look, Don't Touch
	When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

		09/29/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank the Writer
	When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

		09/29/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Win, Lose or Draw
	Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back.

		09/29/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Captain Nemo
	When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them.

		09/29/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Oxy Moron
	When Doug's first instinct is to use an oxygen mask, released accidentally during a plane landing, for himself instead of for Carrie, she is upset, & he tries to prove that he would be willing to risk his life to save her.

		09/29/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Depo Man
	Carrie's boss gets his first big case and he needs an expert witness from IPS. When he asks Carrie to get her husband, she is worried he might embarass her so she goes back and forth having Deacon and Doug come.

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