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		09/28/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Bizarro Jerry Localized description: Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
		09/28/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		09/28/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		09/28/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		09/28/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		09/28/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		09/28/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		09/28/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		09/29/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		09/29/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		09/29/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Teach Your Children Well
	Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

		09/29/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Has Two Mommies
	Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

		09/29/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Baby in The House
	Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.

		09/29/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The County Clerk
	Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

		09/29/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Foster Lady
	Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.

		09/29/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Replacement
	Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.

		09/29/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

		09/29/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Singer in Town
	Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.

		09/29/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Hey, Look Me over
	Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to any nurse except her.

		09/29/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Trick or Treatment
	It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

		09/29/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Foreign Affairs
	The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

		09/29/2025 6:30 am	MASH	The Joker is Wild
	Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

		09/29/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	The War Priest
	Kitty, enroute from Owl Flats to Dodge City by buckboard, is kidnapped by Apache war priest, Gregorio, an escaped cavalry prisoner.

		09/29/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Pack Rat
	A wily little orphan-thief first steals from Marshal Dillon, then sets out to help him in an impending ambush.

		09/29/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Judas Gun
	The feud between ranchers Noah Haimes and Clete Bolden is rekindled by the romance of Haime's only son and Bolden's only daughter.

		09/29/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D.
	When an old friend of Doc Adams is suspected of being a thief. Doc takes it upon himself to bring the man to justice.

		09/29/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Badge
	Kitty Russell, seeing Matt wounded again, closes the Long Branch and leaves Dodge City to become a partner with an old friend.

		09/29/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Barney's Morale
	When Barney's over-zealousness causes him to become a laughing stock, Andy tactfully arranges for Barney to regain his status.

		09/29/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and the Gentleman Crook
	A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail.

		09/29/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Cyrano Andy
	Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts.

		09/29/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
	Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days.

		09/29/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The New Doctor
	Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he becomes convinced that the new young doctor in town is trying to beat his time with her.

		09/29/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Plaque for Mayberry
	The town drunk turns out to be the only living descendent of a Revolutionary War hero, much to the dismay of the Mayberry mayor.

		09/29/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pilot
	Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position.

		09/29/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Love You
	Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard.

		09/29/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Wish I Were Gus
	As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago.

		09/29/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Standard Deviation
	Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other.

		09/29/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Look, Don't Touch
	When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

		09/29/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank the Writer
	When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

		09/29/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Win, Lose or Draw
	Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back.

		09/29/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Captain Nemo
	When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them.

		09/29/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Oxy Moron
	When Doug's first instinct is to use an oxygen mask, released accidentally during a plane landing, for himself instead of for Carrie, she is upset, & he tries to prove that he would be willing to risk his life to save her.

		09/29/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Depo Man
	Carrie's boss gets his first big case and he needs an expert witness from IPS. When he asks Carrie to get her husband, she is worried he might embarass her so she goes back and forth having Deacon and Doug come.

		09/29/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Food Fight
	Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.

		09/29/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Double Downer
	Carrie wants to spend a weekend with Doug to honor their first date, but it is the same day as a trip Deacon planned to Atlantic City with friends. Carrie agrees to go but the only other person who shows up is Doug's boss.

		09/29/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Dougie Nights
	Doug decides to take Deacon out to find women after Kelly left him. When he gets to the club he realizes how much he misses them and starts going even when Deacon doesn't come.

		09/29/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	No Orleans
	Doug's third cousin, Ron, and his wife, Marcia, come over for dinner. Doug mentions going on a trip to New Orleans, and Ron & Marcia want to join. Doug hates them, so he and Carrie go alone, but his guilt gets the best of him.

		09/29/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		09/29/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

		09/29/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Susie
	While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.

		09/29/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pothole
	As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.

		09/30/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	No Fault Divorce
	Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.

		09/30/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Exile On Lame Street
	Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

		09/30/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
	Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

		09/30/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		09/30/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Girlfriend
	Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach.

		09/30/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Lodge
	Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

		09/30/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barbershop Quartet
	The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice.

		09/30/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Ball Game
	Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.

		09/30/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
	Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry

		09/30/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Darling Fortune
	Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.

		09/30/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Who Knew ?
	Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

		09/30/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Bombshells
	Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a

		09/30/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Settling Debts
	Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

		09/30/2025 6:30 am	MASH	The Moon is Not Blue
	With the camp facing prohibition, and a severe medical supply shortage, during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.

		09/30/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Albert
	A mild-mannered bank teller, about to be dismissed, foils a bank robber but impulsively takes some money for himself.

		09/30/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Kiowa
	The abduction of a teen-aged girl by Indians involves Matt Dillon in a long trek to rescue her and return her to her family.

		09/30/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Celia
	Newly's best friend becomes the victim of a con game perpetrated by a pretty young girl and her partner.

		09/30/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Morgan
	A psychopathic outlaw takes over Dodge in Matt's absence, holding the town hostage as he awaits an expected gold shipment.

		09/30/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Thieves
	Three teenage boys, on probation from the country jail, are welcomed in Dodge City--for a while.

		09/30/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Inspector
	A state inspector learns some unique but result-getting police methods employed by the Mayberry sheriff.

		09/30/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie Saves a Female
	Andy and Ellie give the Cinderella treatment to a farmer's daughter.

		09/30/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Forecloses
	Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home.

		09/30/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Quiet Sam
	Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable

		09/30/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Gets His Man
	Through a series of coincidences, Barney captures a dangerous criminal... twice.

		09/30/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Guitar Player Returns
	Andy helps a local musician get back to reality after success went to his head before he made good.

		09/30/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who's Handsome?
	Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra.

		09/30/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Checkbook
	When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra.

		09/30/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Good Girls
	Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better than she likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces.

		09/30/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Moving Out
	Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves out.

		09/30/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Lone Barone
	Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

		09/30/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pants on Fire
	When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her.

		09/30/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank's Tribute
	Frank is elected “Man of the Year” down at the Lodge and a reluctant Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare his tribute. When they show up to interview Frank's friends for the testimonial video, they are shocked at comments.

		09/30/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cruising With Marie
	Just as Frank and Marie are about to embark on a high seas vacation, Frank hurts his knee and Ray, not wanting to disappoint his mother, agrees to accompany her on the Caribbean cruise.

		09/30/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Missing Links
	Doug and Carrie get tickets to the annual golf outing Carrie's law firm has. They normally take Deacon and Kelly, but they can't. So Doug finds Deacon a new girl, but Carrie hates her.

		09/30/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Hero Worship
	Doug's uncle offers to fund a sandwhich shop for Doug which has always been his dream. Carrie thinks it is a bad idea and has to find a way to stop Doug.

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