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		10/03/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Mission Impossible
	Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: Mission Impossible Localized description: Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment.
		10/03/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What About Barb?
	Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it.

		10/03/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Comes To Mayberry
	Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town.

		10/03/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Old Girlfriend
	Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town.

		10/03/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

		10/03/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Floyd's Barbershop
	Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

		10/03/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		10/03/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

		10/03/2025 5:00 am	MASH	As Time Goes By
	Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and BJ goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

		10/03/2025 5:30 am	MASH	MASH - The Pilot
	At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted

		10/03/2025 6:00 am	MASH	To Market, To Market
	After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with a local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in ord

		10/03/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Requiem For A Lightweight
	Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldie

		10/03/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Noon Day Devil
	Pursued by Marshal Matt Dillon, a Mexican bandit seeks sanctuary with a priest, his twin brother.

		10/03/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Witness
	A family is held hostage by the relatives of a killer to prevent them from testifying at his trial.

		10/03/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Scavengers
	A black man, to save his own life, must falsely accuse a band of Indians of wiping out a wagon train.

		10/03/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	McCabe
	An outlaw grabs a hostage while Marshal Dillon is trying to arrest him and forces the marshal to work out a deal.

		10/03/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Sergeant Holly
	An Army sergeant is accused of desertion and the theft of an Army payroll.

		10/03/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Sheriff Barney
	A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town.

		10/03/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Farmer Takes a Wife
	Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl.

		10/03/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Keeper of the Flame
	Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn.

		10/03/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Baily's Bad Boy
	Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance.

		10/03/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Manicurist
	The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop.

		10/03/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Jinx
	A Mayberry resident is convinced that he is in a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.

		10/03/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sister
	Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts.

		10/03/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cousin Gerard
	When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified.

		10/03/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Workouts
	Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again.

		10/03/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Left Back
	While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.

		10/03/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What's With Robert?
	When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy.

		10/03/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bully on the Bus
	Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

		10/03/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Prodigal Son
	Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner.

		10/03/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Rodeo
	Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother.

		10/03/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Jung Frankenstein
	Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change.

		10/03/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Attention Deficit
	Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does.

		10/03/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Prints Charming
	Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.

		10/03/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Animal Attraction
	It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love.

		10/03/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Golden Moldy
	Doug and Carrie get an offer from their friends to go to the Caribbean with them. Meanwhile, Arthur discovers that the basement has a mold problem.

		10/03/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	S'Poor House
	Doug and Carrie have to get $12000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom.

		10/03/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		10/03/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		10/03/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		10/03/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		10/04/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Crash
	When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

		10/04/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Scores
	Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends.

		10/04/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
	After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend.

		10/04/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Let Him Eat Cake
	Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married.

		10/04/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	The Blaming of the Shrew
	D.J.'s first date is with a domineering young girl to a school dance, which Jackie suggests reflects Dan and Roseanne's marriage. Meanwhile, Fred and Jackie go to therapy to work out their marital problems.

		10/04/2025 2:30 am	Roseanne	The Birds and the Frozen Bees
	When D.J. reveals that he can bring frozen bees back to life, Jackie decides to conduct a few experiments of her own. Also, Darlene realizes that she's never stopped loving David.

		10/04/2025 3:00 am	Roseanne	Couch Potatoes
	The Conners become a Nielsen family. Jackie and Fred decide to end their marriage.

		10/04/2025 3:30 am	Roseanne	Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
	Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.

		10/04/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Shower the People You Love With Stuff
	As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival.

		10/04/2025 4:30 am	Roseanne	Let Them Eat Junk
	Roseanne and Jackie fight over parenting issues, and hurtful words are exchanged. Dan spends time with D.J.

		10/04/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Roseanne in the Hood
	Roseanne wages war against a new restaurant that opens across from the Lunch Box.

		10/04/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	The Last Date
	Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

		10/04/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Halloween - The Final Chapter
	The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.

		10/04/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	The Fifties Show
	The Conners go back in time in this spoof of '50s sitcoms.

		10/04/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	The Getaway, Almost
	Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry pick up a hitchhiker and run a truck off the road. Dan's desperate to enjoy having the house to himself.

		10/04/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Of Mice and Dan
	Dan questions the meaning of his life when the band he used to sing with returns to town. Roseanne feels guilty that Dan left to be with her and gets him a little stage time to relive that time.

		10/04/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Direct to Video
	The family makes a video for Jerry to watch on his 16th birthday. Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's love letters. D.J. is angry when he discovers his baby book is not filled out.

		10/04/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	December Bride
	Roseanne offers to plan Scott and Leon's wedding, creating such a spectacle that Leon gets angry and cancels the ceremony. He and Roseanne have a heart-to-heart and it turns out he has cold feet.

		10/04/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
	Jackie is a better salesperson when she and Roseanne get jobs in a grocery store. Jealous, Roseanne starts a food fight. Dan and David fight over D.J. looking up to Mark, resulting in David deciding to move out.

		10/04/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 10:36 am	Two and a Half Men	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 11:12 am	Two and a Half Men	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 11:48 am	Two and a Half Men	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	DoesThis Smell Funny to You?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	We Called It Mr. Pinky
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Tenth Anniversary
	As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings.

		10/04/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Hackidu
	Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money.

		10/04/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra Makes Something Good
	Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole.

		10/04/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie and Frank's New Friends
	Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray.

		10/04/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Alone Time
	Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often.

		10/04/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		10/04/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

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