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		10/04/2025 3:30 am	Roseanne	Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
	Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute Localized description: Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.
		10/04/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Shower the People You Love With Stuff
	As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival.

		10/04/2025 4:30 am	Roseanne	Let Them Eat Junk
	Roseanne and Jackie fight over parenting issues, and hurtful words are exchanged. Dan spends time with D.J.

		10/04/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Roseanne in the Hood
	Roseanne wages war against a new restaurant that opens across from the Lunch Box.

		10/04/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	The Last Date
	Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

		10/04/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Halloween - The Final Chapter
	The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.

		10/04/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	The Fifties Show
	The Conners go back in time in this spoof of '50s sitcoms.

		10/04/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	The Getaway, Almost
	Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry pick up a hitchhiker and run a truck off the road. Dan's desperate to enjoy having the house to himself.

		10/04/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Of Mice and Dan
	Dan questions the meaning of his life when the band he used to sing with returns to town. Roseanne feels guilty that Dan left to be with her and gets him a little stage time to relive that time.

		10/04/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Direct to Video
	The family makes a video for Jerry to watch on his 16th birthday. Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's love letters. D.J. is angry when he discovers his baby book is not filled out.

		10/04/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	December Bride
	Roseanne offers to plan Scott and Leon's wedding, creating such a spectacle that Leon gets angry and cancels the ceremony. He and Roseanne have a heart-to-heart and it turns out he has cold feet.

		10/04/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
	Jackie is a better salesperson when she and Roseanne get jobs in a grocery store. Jealous, Roseanne starts a food fight. Dan and David fight over D.J. looking up to Mark, resulting in David deciding to move out.

		10/04/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 10:36 am	Two and a Half Men	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 11:12 am	Two and a Half Men	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 11:48 am	Two and a Half Men	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	DoesThis Smell Funny to You?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	We Called It Mr. Pinky
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/04/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Tenth Anniversary
	As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings.

		10/04/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Hackidu
	Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money.

		10/04/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra Makes Something Good
	Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole.

		10/04/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie and Frank's New Friends
	Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray.

		10/04/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Alone Time
	Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often.

		10/04/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		10/04/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

		10/04/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strongbox
	As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

		10/04/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wizard
	As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

		10/04/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

		10/04/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		10/04/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

		10/04/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

		10/04/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		10/04/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		10/05/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Clip Show - Part 1
	A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production.

		10/05/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Clip Show - Part 2
	A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production.

		10/05/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sleepless In Mar Vista
	Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills.

		10/05/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Undercover Brother
	Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe.

		10/05/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Strange Bedfellows
	Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD).

		10/05/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Real Thing, The
	Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school.

		10/05/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Faith Off
	Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening.

		10/05/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	My Big Fat Sober Wedding
	At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb.

		10/05/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Mother's Day
	While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's Day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's Days.

		10/05/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Yes, We Have No Havanas
	Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma.

		10/05/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
	While Sophia organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose sit around discussing what to do.

		10/05/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	The One That Got Away
	Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.

		10/05/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	Yokel Hero
	Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and is a sure winner after altering her qualifications with help from Blanche and Dorothy. Meanwhile, the girls' air conditioning goes out.

		10/05/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Bang the Drum, Stanley
	At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."

		10/05/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Wedding (1)
	Dorothy prompts Sophia to make amends with her deceased friend's husband, Max, but they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon they announce their engagement. Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club.

		10/05/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Wedding (2)
	Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay, so the girls put them up. They decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. Dorothy starts smoking again.

		10/05/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
	Sophia accidentally gives away Blanche's jacket (with a winning lottery ticket in the pocket!) They try to get it back from a homeless shelter, but realize how badly the money is needed there, and give the ticket to the shelter.

		10/05/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Scared Straight
	Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.

		10/05/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Stan Takes a Wife
	Stan breaks the news that he's engaged - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy, which sparks old feelings. She contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.

		10/05/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Hi, Mr. Horned One
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	That Voodoo That I Do
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Madame and her Special Friend
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Something Salty and Twisted
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Special Tug
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Humiliation is a Visual Medium
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Tongue is Meat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ergo, The Booty Call
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Spit-Covered Cobbler
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Working for Caligula
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Who is This Vod Kanockers?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		10/05/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

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