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		10/05/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Scared Straight
	Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.
Localized series title: The Golden Girls Localized episode title: Scared Straight Localized description: Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.
		10/05/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Stan Takes a Wife
	Stan breaks the news that he's engaged - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy, which sparks old feelings. She contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.

		10/05/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Hi, Mr. Horned One
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	That Voodoo That I Do
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Madame and her Special Friend
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Something Salty and Twisted
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Special Tug
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Humiliation is a Visual Medium
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Tongue is Meat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ergo, The Booty Call
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Spit-Covered Cobbler
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Working for Caligula
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Who is This Vod Kanockers?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/05/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		10/05/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

		10/05/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.

		10/05/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

		10/05/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

		10/05/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		10/05/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		10/05/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		10/05/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		10/05/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		10/06/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		10/06/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		10/06/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Friends
	Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her.

		10/06/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Frasier
	Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

		10/06/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		10/06/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		10/06/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		10/06/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		10/06/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
	Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition

		10/06/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Contest
	Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest

		10/06/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Chief Surgeon Who?
	Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect...and Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, to Burns's shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker. The General's vis

		10/06/2025 5:30 am	MASH	The Moose
	Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his Moose. Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying her, and then resorts to cheating at cards. He releases her but

		10/06/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Yankee Doodle Doctor
	The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. The Eye Of The Hawk objects to the piece

		10/06/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Bananas, Crackers and Nuts
	When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.

		10/06/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jenny
	Newly runs afoul of the law when he releases a dangerous outlaw to visit his nine-year-old daughter.

		10/06/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Captain Sligo
	A middle-aged sea captain gives up the sea and decides to settle near Dodge City.

		10/06/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Mirage
	Deputy Festus Haggen is lost in the desert and stumbles into a ghost town where he is attacked by a killer.

		10/06/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Tycoon
	Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony.

		10/06/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jaekel
	A released convict comes to claim as his own a married woman who for years had been corresponding to him purely out of kindness.

		10/06/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Jailbreak
	The small-town methods of Mayberry prove more effective that the attempts of the State Police in the capture of a criminal.

		10/06/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Medal for Opie
	Opie learns how to be a good loser.

		10/06/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Choir
	Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir.

		10/06/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Guest of Honor
	Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket.

		10/06/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Merchant of Mayberry
	Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition.

		10/06/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee the Warden
	The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home.

		10/06/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Someone's Cranky
	Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'.

		10/06/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bad Moon Rising
	In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings.

		10/06/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Confronting the Attacker
	After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert's mental state.

		10/06/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Divorce
	While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert's failed marriage to Joanne.

		10/06/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Italy, Part 1
	When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. They do their best to not let Ray's sour mood spoil the trip for them.

		10/06/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Italy, Part 2
	When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Robert meets the girl of his dreams, who works in a gelato shop.

		10/06/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Wallpaper
	Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house. Ray and Debra lose their cool when Frank and Marie pull the ultimate unannounced visit to their home.

		10/06/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Meant to Be
	Robert finds himself in the most unlikely position of having to choose one of three women. Girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne or Italian bombshell Stefania to share the future with him.

		10/06/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Steve Moscow
	To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house.

		10/06/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Cowardly Lyin'
	Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.

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