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		10/10/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Tank Heaven
	Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office, but Doug hates the idea. She forces him to go along, and he tries to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Tank Heaven Localized description: Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office, but Doug hates the idea. She forces him to go along, and he tries to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.
		10/10/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Alter Ego
	Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend is getting married and wants to stop it. He gets his pals to go with him on the long drive. A series of complications make it difficult for the group to make it to the wedding on time.

		10/10/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Icky Shuffle
	Carrie is sick and was supposed to be Arthur's partner in a shuffleboard tournament. Doug ends up taking her place, but is terrible. When he begins liking it, Arthur replaces him with Spence, a former shuffleboard champion.

		10/10/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Awful Bigamy
	Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.

		10/10/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Subway
	Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends.

		10/10/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pez Dispenser
	Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend.

		10/10/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fix-Up
	Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's.

		10/10/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend I
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		10/11/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		10/11/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		10/11/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		10/11/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	The White Sheep of the Family
	Roseanne's Aunt Harriet leaves her several hundred dollars and she takes the family out to a fancy dinner. Darlene shows up, alienating her family with job news, which agitates Dan. D.J. buys a trombone with his money.

		10/11/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	Becky Howser, M.D.
	Becky's feeling depressed and Mark invites the Conners over, which blows up in his face. She decides to go back to school, angering Mark, who blames Roseanne for interfering. Meanwhile, David looks for a job and an apartment.

		10/11/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	Out of the Past
	A visit from Nana Mary and a box of toys from Jackie and Roseanne's childhood brings up old memories. Becky and Darlene cook Bev a birthday dinner. Roseanne invites Scott and Leon to Dan's poker party.

		10/11/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Construction Junction
	Dan is torn between the security of his job, and the possibility of making big bucks as part of his friends' construction crew. Jackie becomes addicted to the internet. Later, Dan and his friends celebrate their new job.

		10/11/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	We're Going to Disney World (Part 1 of 2)
	Dan uses his final big check from the garage to treat the entire family (even Bev) to a vacation at Disney World.

		10/11/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Disney World War II (Part 2 of 2)
	The Conners enjoy their big family vacation in Disney World.

		10/11/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	Springtime for David
	David finds a job at a nearby amusement park where everyone must conform to their regimented, militaristic rules. Roseanne's determined to recuse David after she doesn't even recognize him anymore.

		10/11/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Another Mouth to Shut Up
	David has a job in Chicago and he and Darlene discuss living together. Darlene suggests marriage and reveals that she's pregnant after their night in Disney World. Dan is upset by this news, but Roseanne takes the news very well

		10/11/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Morning Becomes Obnoxious
	During a man-on-the-street interview on "Wake Up, Chicago," Roseanne speaks her mind. The producers love her opinionated blue collar outlook so much, they invite her to Chicago to be a guest commentator on the show.

		10/11/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Ballroom Blitz
	Jackie goes on a date with Bev's ballroom instructor - sending her mother into a jealous tizzy. Roseanne uses Darlene's wedding as a means to get free stuff.

		10/11/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	The Wedding
	It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan and Darlene reconcile as Darlene and David exchange marriage vows. Dan's heart trouble increases.

		10/11/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Heart and Soul
	Dan recovers from his heart attack. Darlene and David reenact the wedding reception that Dan missed.

		10/11/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	Fights and Stuff
	Roseanne and Dan comes to blows when he fails to adapt to his prescribed, healthier lifestyle.

		10/11/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	Call Waiting
	After their big fight, Dan leaves dozens of messages for Roseanne on Jackie's answering machine, trying to reconcile. Roseanne daydreams that she and Dan are characters in old sitcoms. Jackie realizes the family won the lottery.

		10/11/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 10:36 am	Two and a Half Men	Apologies for the Frivolity
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 11:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 11:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Release the Dogs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kissing Abe Lincoln
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Castrating Sheep in Montana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Don't Worry Speed Racer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Damn Stalker
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Young People Have Phlegm Too
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/11/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Snow Day
	Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy find themselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totally upsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank.

		10/11/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cookies
	When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parent's house as a spot to make a big sale during the selling competition, it's all out war. Ray is determined to take home the grand prize.

		10/11/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lucky Suit
	Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget.

		10/11/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Skit
	Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party.

		10/11/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Breakup Tape
	When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates by asking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept.

		10/11/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend II
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Limo
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Good Samaritan
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Letter
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Space
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Keys
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Trip: Part 1
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/11/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Trip: Part 2
	While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger.

		10/11/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pitch
	Jerry and George propose to write a television series.

		10/11/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ticket
	Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC.

		10/12/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Wallet
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Watch
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Rage Against the Christine
	Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

		10/12/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Unidentified Funk
	Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

		10/12/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Endings
	When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

		10/12/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
	Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

		10/12/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas
	New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe.

		10/12/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Reckless Abandonment
	Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy.

		10/12/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Auction
	The girls try to find enough money for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital gives them a piece of inside information: a famous artist is dying. The girls head to an auction to buy one of his paintings.

		10/12/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Date
	After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.

		10/12/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Impotence of Being Ernest
	Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.

		10/12/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	Love Me Tender
	When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls.

		10/12/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

		10/12/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Two Rode Together
	Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia and takes her to Disney World for the weekend. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.

		10/12/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	You Gotta Have Hope
	Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

		10/12/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Fiddler on the Ropes
	Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings into backing Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.

		10/12/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Till Death Do We Volley
	Dorothy's old friend, Trudy, comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.

		10/12/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	High Anxiety
	After Sophia accidentally knocks a bottle of Rose's pills down the sink, it is discovered she is addicted to them and must battle withdrawal. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia are hired to be in a pizza commercial.

		10/12/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Little Sister
	Rose's sister, Holly, comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, leaving Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanche's boyfriend, Dorothy and Blanche refuse to believe her.

		10/12/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	It Never Rains in Hooterville
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Smooth as a Ken Doll
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Anteaters,They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Prostitutes and Gelato
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Media Room Slash Dungeon
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	City of Great Racks
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Help Daddy Find His Toenail
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tight's Good
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kinda Like Necrophilia
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Meander to Your Dander
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bubble Boy
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cheever Letters
	As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire.

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