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		10/12/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas
	New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas Localized description: New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe.
		10/12/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Reckless Abandonment
	Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy.

		10/12/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Auction
	The girls try to find enough money for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital gives them a piece of inside information: a famous artist is dying. The girls head to an auction to buy one of his paintings.

		10/12/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Date
	After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.

		10/12/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Impotence of Being Ernest
	Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.

		10/12/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	Love Me Tender
	When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls.

		10/12/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

		10/12/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Two Rode Together
	Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia and takes her to Disney World for the weekend. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.

		10/12/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	You Gotta Have Hope
	Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

		10/12/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Fiddler on the Ropes
	Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings into backing Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.

		10/12/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Till Death Do We Volley
	Dorothy's old friend, Trudy, comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.

		10/12/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	High Anxiety
	After Sophia accidentally knocks a bottle of Rose's pills down the sink, it is discovered she is addicted to them and must battle withdrawal. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia are hired to be in a pizza commercial.

		10/12/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Little Sister
	Rose's sister, Holly, comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, leaving Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanche's boyfriend, Dorothy and Blanche refuse to believe her.

		10/12/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	It Never Rains in Hooterville
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Smooth as a Ken Doll
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Anteaters,They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Prostitutes and Gelato
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Media Room Slash Dungeon
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	City of Great Racks
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Help Daddy Find His Toenail
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tight's Good
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kinda Like Necrophilia
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Meander to Your Dander
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/12/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bubble Boy
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cheever Letters
	As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire.

		10/12/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Opera
	A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight.

		10/12/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Virgin
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Contest
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Airport
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Movie
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Visa
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shoes
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/12/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Outing
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/13/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Old Man
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/13/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Implant
	Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants.

		10/13/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
	Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

		10/13/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Too Close For Christine
	Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school.

		10/13/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Anniversary
	Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret.

		10/13/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Wedding
	Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party.

		10/13/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Sam For Town Council
	Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council.

		10/13/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and Mike
	Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike.

		10/13/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Girl For Goober
	Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it.

		10/13/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry RFD
	Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land.

		10/13/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Major Fred C. Dobbs
	As usual Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after a broadcast goes out of Frank telling Margaret he's leaving, she decides

		10/13/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Cease-Fire
	General Clayton calls so say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it. Hawkeye claims he is married to a

		10/13/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Showtime
	Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo

		10/13/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Divided We Stand
	Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th MAS*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior

		10/13/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Hidalgo
	Critically injured Matt Dillon finds himself allied with a boy, a feeble old man and a young woman.

		10/13/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Tara
	Deputy Newly O'Brien is attracted to a vivacious young lady, unaware that the lovely charmer has a crimson past.

		10/13/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	One for the Road
	A wealthy alcoholic flees from his daughter and her fiancee who are attempting to gain control of his estate.

		10/13/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Predators
	An ex-gunfighter comes to Dodge City seeking revenge against a man who betrays him and his friends in a range war.

		10/13/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Yankton
	An egotistical drifter swears to get revenge on a wealthy rancher who beat him badly in poker.

		10/13/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	One-Punch-Opie
	Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town.

		10/13/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Governor
	Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up.

		10/13/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Man in a Hurry
	A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry.

		10/13/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	High Noon in Mayberry
	Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town.

		10/13/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Loaded Goat
	Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite.

		10/13/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Class Reunion
	Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion.

		10/13/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Talk to Your Daughter
	Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.

		10/13/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Vote for Debra
	Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that he voted against her.

		10/13/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Call Me Mom
	When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it, Debra rises to the challenge.

		10/13/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mother's Day, Part 1
	Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse.

		10/13/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bigger Person, Part 2
	Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other.

		10/13/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Time, Part 3
	When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

		10/13/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Six Years, Part 1
	Best of moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond."

		10/13/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Six Years, Part 2
	More "best of" moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond."

		10/13/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Lost Vegas
	Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament.

		10/13/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Dugan Groupie
	Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur.

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