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    10/16/2025 8:00 am

    South Park

    Proper Condom Use

    The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.

    10/16/2025 8:30 am

    South Park

    Asspen

    When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.

    10/16/2025 9:00 am

    South Park

    Douche and Turd

    When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

    10/16/2025 9:30 am

    South Park

    Crippled Summer

    Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

    10/16/2025 10:00 am

    South Park

    Poor and Stupid

    Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

    10/16/2025 10:30 am

    South Park

    Something You Can Do With Your Finger

    The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

    10/16/2025 11:00 am

    South Park

    Broadway Bro Down

    After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

    10/16/2025 11:30 am

    South Park

    The Wacky Molestation Adventure

    When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

    10/16/2025 12:00 pm

    South Park

    The Ring

    The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

    10/16/2025 12:30 pm

    South Park

    Dead Celebrities

    Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

    10/16/2025 1:00 pm

    South Park

    Twisted Christian

    Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

    10/16/2025 1:30 pm

    South Park

    Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut

    Cartman searches for the identity of his father.

    10/16/2025 2:00 pm

    South Park

    Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut

    Cartman finds out the identity of his father.

    10/16/2025 2:30 pm

    South Park

    How to Eat With Your Butt

    The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

    10/16/2025 3:00 pm

    South Park

    You're Getting Old

    Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.

    10/16/2025 3:30 pm

    South Park

    Ass Burgers

    Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.

    10/16/2025 4:00 pm

    South Park

    Towelie

    There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.

    10/16/2025 4:30 pm

    South Park

    The Pandemic Special

    The on-going Pandemic presents endless challenges to the citizens of South Park.

    10/16/2025 5:30 pm

    South Park

    South ParQ Vaccination Special

    The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated.

    10/16/2025 6:30 pm

    South Park

    Twisted Christian

    Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

    10/16/2025 7:00 pm

    Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head

    Ear & Dearly Departed

    Butt-Head blows off Beavis's ear and tries to reattach it. Beavis and Butt-Head think Beavis has died and is now a ghost.

    10/16/2025 7:30 pm

    South Park

    A Ladder to Heaven

    When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

    10/16/2025 8:00 pm

    South Park

    The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

    The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

    10/16/2025 8:30 pm

    South Park

    Twisted Christian

    Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

    10/16/2025 9:00 pm

    Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head

    Depositors & Nacho Shake

    Beavis and Butt-Head try to donate sperm at a regular bank. Beavis and Butt-Head invent a new Burger World menu item that will make them rich.

    10/16/2025 9:30 pm

    South Park

    The Death Camp of Tolerance

    Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.

    10/16/2025 10:00 pm

    South Park

    The Biggest Douche in the Universe

    When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

    10/16/2025 10:30 pm

    South Park

    My Future Self n' Me

    A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.

    10/16/2025 11:00 pm

    South Park

    Toilet Paper

    After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

    10/16/2025 11:30 pm

    South Park

    Canceled

    The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.

    10/17/2025 12:00 am

    South Park

    Fat Butt and Pancake Head

    The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.

    10/17/2025 12:30 am

    South Park

    Lil' Crime Stoppers

    After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.

    10/17/2025 1:00 am

    South Park

    Red Man's Greed

    Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.

    10/17/2025 1:30 am

    South Park

    South Park Is Gay

    The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.

    10/17/2025 2:00 am

    The Cleveland Show

    Escape from Goochland

    On a Halloween-themed night, Cleveland and the gang visit their rival high school in Goochland, Donna's sexy Halloween costume gets her in trouble with the cops.

    10/17/2025 2:24 am

    The Cleveland Show

    Menace II Secret Society

    Cleveland confronts rapper Kenny West about taking credit for the hit they created together, and Cleveland Jr. starts a polka band after being rejected by the marching band.

    10/17/2025 2:48 am

    The Cleveland Show

    A General Thanksgiving

    When Cleveland finds out that Holt wasn't invited to his estranged family's holiday dinner, he asks him to babysit Rallo while the gang opens a new airport pub.

    10/17/2025 3:12 am

    The Cleveland Show

    Turkey Pot Die

    Cleveland takes a reluctant Cleveland Jr. to a turkey farm in order to teach him how to hunt the family's Thanksgiving dinner, but Junior refuses to harm the innocent turkeys.

    10/17/2025 3:36 am

    The Cleveland Show

    A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women

    When Donna reveals that she wants another baby, Cleveland realizes that his vasectomy must remain a secret.

    10/17/2025 4:00 am

    South Park

    Twisted Christian

    Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

    10/17/2025 4:30 am

    South Park

    Smug Alert!

    Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.

    10/17/2025 5:00 am

    South Park

    A Million Little Fibers

    Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

    10/17/2025 5:35 am

    South Park

    Manbearpig

    The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

    10/17/2025 6:10 am

    South Park

    Tsst

    When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

    10/17/2025 6:45 am

    South Park

    Make Love, Not Warcraft

    The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.

    10/17/2025 7:15 am

    South Park

    Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

    The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

    10/17/2025 7:50 am

    South Park

    Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

    A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.

    10/17/2025 8:25 am

    South Park

    Hell on Earth 2006

    Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.

    10/17/2025 9:00 am

    South Park

    Stanley's Cup

    Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.

    10/17/2025 9:30 am

    South Park

    Cartman Sucks

    Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”.

    10/17/2025 10:00 am

    Parks and Recreation

    Women in Garbage

    Leslie focuses on women's equality in government by becoming a garbage collector for a day with April. Tom wants to learn how to play basketball. Ron is left to watch Diane's kids.

    10/17/2025 10:30 am

    Parks and Recreation

    Ann's Decision

    A series of failed relationships prompts Ann to make a dramatic life decision. Ben, Chris and Ron get horrible food poisoning.

    10/17/2025 11:00 am

    Parks and Recreation

    Emergency Response

    Leslie is forced to participate in a city-wide emergency response drill instead of preparing for her fundraising gala. Ben has a spontaneous idea.

    10/17/2025 11:30 am

    Parks and Recreation

    Leslie and Ben

    Leslie and Ben have two hours to complete a year-long project. Meanwhile, Ron gets in trouble when his temper gets the better of him.

    10/17/2025 12:00 pm

    Parks and Recreation

    Correspondents' Lunch

    Leslie is literally left speechless when someone steals her planned address for a big media event. Ben is overwhelmed by his new job.

    10/17/2025 12:30 pm

    Parks and Recreation

    Bailout

    Leslie tries to save a neighborhood video store, but is embarrassed when the store makes big changes. Tom hires Jean-Ralphio's kooky sister. Ann blackmails April into being her friend.

    10/17/2025 1:00 pm

    The Office

    Christmas Party

    At the office Christmas party, Michael suggests a game of Yankee Swap with the $20 Secret Santa gifts, and everyone vies for the iPod he bought for Ryan.

    10/17/2025 1:30 pm

    The Office

    Booze Cruise

    Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a "motivational" booze cruise in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership.

    10/17/2025 2:00 pm

    The Office

    The Injury

    Michael demands attention from the entire office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman Grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash.

    10/17/2025 2:30 pm

    The Office

    The Secret

    Jim is worried that Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam, so he has to go along with being his boss's best friend, which includes a lunchtime trip to Hooters.

    10/17/2025 3:00 pm

    The Office

    Carpet

    When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity with the staff.

    10/17/2025 3:35 pm

    The Office

    Boys and Girls

    Jan visits the office to conduct a "women in the workplace" seminar with the female employees, and Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding.

    10/17/2025 4:10 pm

    The Office

    Valentine's Day

    Michael visits Dunder Mifflin corporate headquarters in New York City on Valentine's Day, and the office staff celebrates the holiday grade-school style.

    10/17/2025 4:45 pm

    The Office

    Dwight's Speech

    As Pam becomes increasingly consumed with her wedding plans, Jim plans his escape from Scranton.

    10/17/2025 5:20 pm

    The Office

    Take Your Daughter To Work Day

    During Take Your Daughter to Work Day, Michael is surprised when he strikes up a friendship with the five-year-old daughter of his sworn enemy Toby.

    10/17/2025 5:55 pm

    The Office

    Michael's Birthday

    Michael celebrates his birthday by taking the Dunder Mifflin gang ice skating, and Kevin nervously waits for some medical test results.

    10/17/2025 6:30 pm

    The Office

    Drug Testing

    After Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts on his volunteer sheriff's uniform and launches a full investigation.

    10/17/2025 7:00 pm

    South Park

    Twisted Christian

    Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

    10/17/2025 7:30 pm

    South Park

    Conflict of Interest

    Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

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