Schedules
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10/16/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A spinster seeking a new life rides off to Abilene. Festus, riding after the girl to deliver some money due her, is bushwacked by a pair of down and out hide hunters. | |||||
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10/16/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back. | |||||
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10/16/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it. | |||||
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10/16/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights. | |||||
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10/16/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After being duped into helping to shoot and kill and outlaw, Kitty finds herself pursued by the outlaw's brother. | |||||
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10/16/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official. | |||||
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10/16/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble. | |||||
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10/16/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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10/16/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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10/16/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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10/16/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities. | |||||
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10/16/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him. | |||||
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10/16/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans. | |||||
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10/16/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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10/16/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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10/16/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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10/16/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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10/16/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
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10/16/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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10/16/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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10/16/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
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10/16/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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10/16/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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10/16/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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10/16/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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10/16/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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10/17/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through. | |||||
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10/17/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date. | |||||
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10/17/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing. | |||||
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10/17/2025 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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10/17/2025 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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10/17/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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10/17/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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10/17/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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10/17/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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10/17/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Finally the others | |||||
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10/17/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party. Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a Major with 3 incubators, but he won't let them have one. | |||||
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10/17/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an i | |||||
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10/17/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret revaluates her life, and decides to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she r | |||||
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10/17/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her. | |||||
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10/17/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race. | |||||
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10/17/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street. | |||||
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10/17/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue. | |||||
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10/17/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease. | |||||
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10/17/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army. | |||||
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10/17/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all. | |||||
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10/17/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting | |||||
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10/17/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station. | |||||
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10/17/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox. | |||||
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10/17/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card. | |||||
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10/17/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment. | |||||
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10/17/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him. | |||||
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10/17/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. | |||||
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10/17/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together. | |||||
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10/17/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law. | |||||
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10/17/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach. | |||||
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10/17/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her. | |||||
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10/17/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job. | |||||
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10/17/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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10/17/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
