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		10/16/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Catching Hell
	Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Catching Hell Localized description: Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.
		10/16/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Slippery Slope
	Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.

		10/16/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Buy Curious
	When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit.

		10/16/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		10/16/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		10/16/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		10/16/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		10/17/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Nuts
	Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through.

		10/17/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
	Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date.

		10/17/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love Woo, I Hate You
	Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing.

		10/17/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing

		10/17/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.

		10/17/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
	Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car.

		10/17/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Look, Paw, I'm Dancing
	Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.

		10/17/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Gypsies
	Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science

		10/17/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Eat Your Heart Out
	Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special

		10/17/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Carry On Hawkeye
	The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Finally the others

		10/17/2025 5:30 am	MASH	The Incubator
	Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party. Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a Major with 3 incubators, but he won't let them have one.

		10/17/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Deal Me Out
	Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an i

		10/17/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Hot Lips And Empty Arms
	Margaret revaluates her life, and decides to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she r

		10/17/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Hostage
	A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her.

		10/17/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jubilee
	A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race.

		10/17/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Arizona Midnight
	A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street.

		10/17/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Homecoming
	Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue.

		10/17/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Patricia
	Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease.

		10/17/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
	Ernest T. Bass is a mountain man very disgruntled with being rejected by the army.

		10/17/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Sermon for Today
	A visiting preacher urges the residents of Mayberry to relax and enjoy the simple pleasures of life -- leading to more work for all.

		10/17/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Briscoe Declares for Aunt Bee
	Aunt Bee is the unwilling to object of matrimony when mountaineer Brisco Darling comes a'courting

		10/17/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer, The House Guest
	Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station.

		10/17/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Black Day for Mayberry
	Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox.

		10/17/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
	Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card.

		10/17/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bachelor Party
	Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

		10/17/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Wedding Part 1
	Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him.

		10/17/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Wedding Part 2
	Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it.

		10/17/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fun With Debra
	When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together.

		10/17/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Thank You Notes
	When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law.

		10/17/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Home From School
	When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach.

		10/17/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Misery Loves Company
	When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her.

		10/17/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Contractor
	Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job.

		10/17/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Pole Lox
	While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible.

		10/17/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Vocal Discord
	Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor.

		10/17/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Consummate Professional
	Carrie finds out that Doug lied about getting a job while they were dating so that he could have sex with her.

		10/17/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Like Hell
	Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over.

		10/17/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Sandwiched Out
	Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea.

		10/17/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Shear Torture
	Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go.

		10/17/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/17/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		10/17/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Marine Biologist
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/17/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

		10/18/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
	When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.

		10/18/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
	Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

		10/18/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Whale of a Tale
	When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist.

		10/18/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Truth or Dare
	Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

		10/18/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	Life and Stuff
	Roseanne is driven over the edge by Darlene's classroom behavior and Dan's failure to fix the plumbing on his day off.

		10/18/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	We're in the Money
	Roseanne and Dan agree to use his big cash advance to pay off their debts. Both splurge on gifts for themselves - and try to hide the purchases from each other.

		10/18/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	D-I-V-O-R-C-E
	Roseanne and Dan run into a recently divorced friend. Dan begins to overanalyze his own marriage. Jackie forgets she promised to babysit Roseanne's kids.

		10/18/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Language Lessons
	Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which exposes Dan's true feelings about Jackie.

		10/18/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Radio Days
	Roseanne encourages Dan's decision to enter a country-western song writing contest. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker and Jackie heats up.

		10/18/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Lovers' Lanes
	Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky's first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she'll have to spend the night with him.

		10/18/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	The Memory Game
	Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne's upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years.

		10/18/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Here's to Good Friends
	Roseanne and Jackie console a broken-hearted Crystal by taking her out on the town. Jackie notices Booker with another woman.

		10/18/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Dan's Birthday Bash
	Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully at his birthday party. Becky awaits a dinner invitation from Chip.

		10/18/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Saturday
	Roseanne bets Dan that he can't stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life.

		10/18/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Canoga Time
	Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale.

		10/18/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	The Monday Thru Friday Show
	Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.

		10/18/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
	Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

		10/18/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	Father's Day
	Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

		10/18/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 10:36 am	Two and a Half Men	The Soil is Moist
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 11:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Winky-Dink Time
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 11:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Rough Night in Hump Junction
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fish in a Drawer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	If My Hole Could Talk
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Waiting for the Right Snapper
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Taterhead is Our Love Child
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Pie Hole, Herb
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Damn You, Eggs Benedict
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Peter on the Couch
	Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home.

		10/18/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Liars
	When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told.

		10/18/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Surprise Party
	After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme.

		10/18/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra at the Lodge
	When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle.

		10/18/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Slave
	After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys.

		10/18/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stand-In
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/18/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wife
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

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