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		10/18/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	D-I-V-O-R-C-E
	Roseanne and Dan run into a recently divorced friend. Dan begins to overanalyze his own marriage. Jackie forgets she promised to babysit Roseanne's kids.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: D-I-V-O-R-C-E Localized description: Roseanne and Dan run into a recently divorced friend. Dan begins to overanalyze his own marriage. Jackie forgets she promised to babysit Roseanne's kids.
		10/18/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Language Lessons
	Dan and Roseanne agree to take a body language test which exposes Dan's true feelings about Jackie.

		10/18/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Radio Days
	Roseanne encourages Dan's decision to enter a country-western song writing contest. Meanwhile, the friction between Booker and Jackie heats up.

		10/18/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Lovers' Lanes
	Roseanne gets a glimpse at Becky's first boyfriend. Meanwhile, Booker makes a bet with Jackie. If she loses, she'll have to spend the night with him.

		10/18/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	The Memory Game
	Dan is enthusiastic to take photographs for his and Roseanne's upcoming fifteen-year high school reunion. Roseanne learns of a secret Dan has kept from her for years.

		10/18/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Here's to Good Friends
	Roseanne and Jackie console a broken-hearted Crystal by taking her out on the town. Jackie notices Booker with another woman.

		10/18/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Dan's Birthday Bash
	Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully at his birthday party. Becky awaits a dinner invitation from Chip.

		10/18/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Saturday
	Roseanne bets Dan that he can't stop wasting time long enough to fix his truck. If she loses, she'll have to do all the snow shoveling for the rest of her life. If she wins, Dan has to clean the oven for the rest of his life.

		10/18/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Canoga Time
	Roseanne and Dan are at odds over which of their possessions to save and which to donate to the PTA rummage sale.

		10/18/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	The Monday Thru Friday Show
	Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.

		10/18/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
	Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

		10/18/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	Father's Day
	Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

		10/18/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 10:36 am	Two and a Half Men	The Soil is Moist
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 11:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Winky-Dink Time
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 11:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Rough Night in Hump Junction
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fish in a Drawer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	If My Hole Could Talk
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Waiting for the Right Snapper
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Taterhead is Our Love Child
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Pie Hole, Herb
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Damn You, Eggs Benedict
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/18/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Peter on the Couch
	Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home.

		10/18/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Liars
	When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told.

		10/18/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Surprise Party
	After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme.

		10/18/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra at the Lodge
	When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle.

		10/18/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Slave
	After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys.

		10/18/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stand-In
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/18/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wife
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		10/18/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part I
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		10/18/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part II
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		10/18/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fire
	George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.

		10/18/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Hamptons
	Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.

		10/18/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Opposite
	George does the opposite and turns his life around.

		10/18/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chaperone
	Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.

		10/18/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Big Salad
	Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble.

		10/18/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pledge Drive
	Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive.

		10/19/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Chinese Woman
	Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.

		10/19/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.

		10/19/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Family Unfair
	Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		10/19/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sweet Charity
	Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

		10/19/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Subway, Somehow
	Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.

		10/19/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Up in the Airport
	When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.

		10/19/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Revenge Makeover
	Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.

		10/19/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love What You Do for Me
	When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.

		10/19/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Choice
	Sophia goes into action to break her friend Lillian out of "the worst nursing home in the city." However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.

		10/19/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Rites of Spring
	A week prior to a friend's annual party, the girls debate on what they should do to improve their appearance. This leads the girls to reminisce about previous attempts to improve their looks.

		10/19/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Foreign Exchange
	Sophia's Sicilian friends Philomena and Dominic come for a visit with shocking news. Philomena and Sophia met in the hospital when they were giving birth, and now Philomena and Dominic claim that Dorothy was switched at birth.

		10/19/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	We're Outta Here (1)
	Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. A for sale sign was placed on the front lawn accidentally, but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered.

		10/19/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	We're Outta Here (2)
	Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as she and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

		10/19/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Sick and Tired (1)
	Dorothy is feeling rundown, tired all the time and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel.

		10/19/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Sick and Tired (2)
	Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge, resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling.

		10/19/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Accurate Conception
	Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, has some wonderful news. She's going to become a mother through artificial insemination. However, Blanche is less then thrilled. She's totally against the entire thing.

		10/19/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Rose Fights Back
	When the company that Rose's husband worked for cuts off their pension plan, Rose has to get a new job, but never expects to have to deal with age discrimination. Sophia goes wild buying in bulk at Shopper's Warehouse.

		10/19/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Love Under the Big Top
	Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer (guest star Dick Van Dyke) and assumes he's about to propose. But it turns out he's planning to become a circus clown. Rose and Blanche organize a protest to save dolphins.

		10/19/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Dancing in the Dark
	Rose has been dating Miles Webber, a college professor. When Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water with all his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump.

		10/19/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Jock Strap in Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	It's Always Nazi Week
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Best H.O. Money Can Buy
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Pinocchio's Mouth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Mooch at the Boo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Devil's Lube
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I'd Like to Start with the Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Above Exalted Cyclops
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Baseball Was Better With Steroids
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	818-jklpuzo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Whipped Unto the Third Generation
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mmm, Fish. Yum.
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gymnast
	Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.

		10/19/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup
	Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.

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