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		10/19/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love What You Do for Me
	When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.
Localized series title: The New Adventures of Old Christine Localized episode title: I Love What You Do for Me Localized description: When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.
		10/19/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Choice
	Sophia goes into action to break her friend Lillian out of "the worst nursing home in the city." However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.

		10/19/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Rites of Spring
	A week prior to a friend's annual party, the girls debate on what they should do to improve their appearance. This leads the girls to reminisce about previous attempts to improve their looks.

		10/19/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Foreign Exchange
	Sophia's Sicilian friends Philomena and Dominic come for a visit with shocking news. Philomena and Sophia met in the hospital when they were giving birth, and now Philomena and Dominic claim that Dorothy was switched at birth.

		10/19/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	We're Outta Here (1)
	Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. A for sale sign was placed on the front lawn accidentally, but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered.

		10/19/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	We're Outta Here (2)
	Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as she and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

		10/19/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Sick and Tired (1)
	Dorothy is feeling rundown, tired all the time and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel.

		10/19/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Sick and Tired (2)
	Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge, resulting in a novel that is less then enthralling.

		10/19/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Accurate Conception
	Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, has some wonderful news. She's going to become a mother through artificial insemination. However, Blanche is less then thrilled. She's totally against the entire thing.

		10/19/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Rose Fights Back
	When the company that Rose's husband worked for cuts off their pension plan, Rose has to get a new job, but never expects to have to deal with age discrimination. Sophia goes wild buying in bulk at Shopper's Warehouse.

		10/19/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Love Under the Big Top
	Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer (guest star Dick Van Dyke) and assumes he's about to propose. But it turns out he's planning to become a circus clown. Rose and Blanche organize a protest to save dolphins.

		10/19/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	Dancing in the Dark
	Rose has been dating Miles Webber, a college professor. When Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water with all his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump.

		10/19/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Jock Strap in Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	It's Always Nazi Week
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Best H.O. Money Can Buy
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Pinocchio's Mouth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Mooch at the Boo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Devil's Lube
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I'd Like to Start with the Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Above Exalted Cyclops
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Baseball Was Better With Steroids
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	818-jklpuzo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Whipped Unto the Third Generation
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mmm, Fish. Yum.
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/19/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gymnast
	Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.

		10/19/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup
	Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.

		10/19/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Mom & Pop Store
	George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.

		10/19/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.

		10/19/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		10/19/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Switch
	Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.

		10/19/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.

		10/19/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.

		10/19/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

		10/19/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.

		10/20/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 1
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		10/20/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 2
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		10/20/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Scream
	Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		10/20/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Get Smarter
	In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

		10/20/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Baby in The House
	Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.

		10/20/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The County Clerk
	Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

		10/20/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Foster Lady
	Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.

		10/20/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Replacement
	Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.

		10/20/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

		10/20/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Singer in Town
	Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.

		10/20/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Officers Only
	Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back

		10/20/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Henry In Love
	Henry returns from a week in Tokyo, to announce that he is in love with a 20-year old girl called Nancy Sue Parker. She arrives for the weekend, and Henry shows her off. Nancy comes on to Hawkeye while Henry is in surgery. Henry

		10/20/2025 6:00 am	MASH	For Want Of A Boot
	A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots: In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give h

		10/20/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Operation Noselift
	Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda". They put together an elabor

		10/20/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Shadler
	After masquerading as a priest, convict Boone Shadler escapes from prison. Newly is forced into an uneasy alliance with Shadler to save a small town from outlaws.

		10/20/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Quiet Day in Dodge
	Marshal Dillon has a tough day when he returns to Dodge City with a dangerous prisoner, not having slept for two days, only to face another unbelievable twenty-four hour period.

		10/20/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Wheland's Men
	An outlaw gang terrorized Dodge City duing Marshal Dillon's absence. Miss Kitty boldly challenges the leader to a poker game, with Dillon's life as the stake.

		10/20/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Kimbro
	Matt Dillon learns that the man who taught him everything he knows is now an itinerant drunk reduced to sweeping out stables for whiskey money.

		10/20/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Jesse
	Brock Peters plays an old friend of Festus' , who is now a fugitive from the law.

		10/20/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Up in Barney's Room
	Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home."

		10/20/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Date for Gomer
	Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date.

		10/20/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Citizens Arrest
	Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing.

		10/20/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and His Merry Men
	Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry.

		10/20/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Cave Rescue
	Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide.

		10/20/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie's Pal
	Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry.

		10/20/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Whose Side Are You On
	After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof."

		10/20/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lateness
	When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Ray decides to teach her a lesson in lateness.

		10/20/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Party Dress
	Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate.

		10/20/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Security
	Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force.

		10/20/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Ingrate
	After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray must now figure out a way to make it up to Debra.

		10/20/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Crazy Chin
	Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

		10/20/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Nice Talk
	When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle.

		10/20/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Blabbermouths
	When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

		10/20/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Inn Escapable
	Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.

		10/20/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Move Doubt
	Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.

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