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10/20/2025 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker. | |||||
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10/20/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family. | |||||
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10/20/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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10/20/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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10/20/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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10/20/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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10/20/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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10/20/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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10/21/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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10/21/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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10/21/2025 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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10/21/2025 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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10/21/2025 2:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland takes a questionable offer from his boss, and Rallo finds a handsome and charming man for Roberta after Federline forgets their anniversary. | |||||
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10/21/2025 2:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| When Donna discovers a rat loose in the house, she immediately moves herself and the kids in with her mother Dee Dee, leaving Cleveland home alone to hunt down the rodent. | |||||
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10/21/2025 2:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| The Browns move to Los Angeles, where Cleveland pursues his dream of becoming a baseball scout, and Donna and the kids become obsessed with the glitzy lifestyle. | |||||
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10/21/2025 3:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| When Donna runs for the school board, she tries to keep an embarrassing Cleveland out of her campaign. | |||||
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10/21/2025 3:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After Arianna the Bear is rude to Donna, Cleveland defends her honor by egging Arianna's house. | |||||
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10/21/2025 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely. | |||||
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10/21/2025 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school. | |||||
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10/21/2025 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire. | |||||
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10/21/2025 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings. | |||||
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10/21/2025 6:00 am |
The Coon |
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| The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. | |||||
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10/21/2025 6:30 am |
Margaritaville |
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| Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy. | |||||
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10/21/2025 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well. | |||||
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10/21/2025 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish. | |||||
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10/21/2025 8:00 am |
Pinewood Derby |
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| Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby. | |||||
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10/21/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia. | |||||
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10/21/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother. | |||||
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10/21/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore. | |||||
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10/21/2025 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers. | |||||
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10/21/2025 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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10/21/2025 11:00 am |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. | |||||
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10/21/2025 11:30 am |
Family Guy |
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| Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker. | |||||
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10/21/2025 12:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family. | |||||
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10/21/2025 12:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog. | |||||
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10/21/2025 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. | |||||
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10/21/2025 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot. | |||||
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10/21/2025 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian become detectives and embark on solving a string of murders set in Victorian era London. | |||||
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10/21/2025 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard. | |||||
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10/21/2025 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market; Peter and the guys look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. | |||||
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10/21/2025 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The show looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled in the '50s, '60s and '70s. | |||||
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10/21/2025 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar. | |||||
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10/21/2025 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses. | |||||
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10/21/2025 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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10/21/2025 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties. | |||||
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10/21/2025 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When the Griffins and other residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, the evening turns into a real murder mystery when guests end up dead and everyone scrambles to figure out who done it. | |||||
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10/21/2025 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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10/21/2025 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Paying tribute to A Christmas Carol, Peter is visited by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, who takes him on a journey around Quahog. | |||||
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10/21/2025 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian enters a dog show to breed with a female dog; Peter and Lois try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist. | |||||
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10/21/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie and Brian have a falling out; Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite cereal mascot. | |||||
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10/21/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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10/21/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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10/21/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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10/21/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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10/21/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||
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10/21/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class. | |||||
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10/22/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all. | |||||
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10/22/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters. | |||||
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10/22/2025 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. | |||||
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10/22/2025 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle. | |||||
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10/22/2025 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins. | |||||
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10/22/2025 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| The F Word - The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park. | |||||
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10/22/2025 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Dances with Smurfs - Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary. | |||||
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10/22/2025 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' fun-filled day at the water park is about to turn deadly. | |||||
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10/22/2025 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem. | |||||
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10/22/2025 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own. | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back. | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:35 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook. | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends. | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too. | |||||
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10/22/2025 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own. | |||||
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10/22/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad. | |||||
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10/22/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. | |||||
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10/22/2025 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships. | |||||
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10/22/2025 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome. | |||||
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10/22/2025 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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10/22/2025 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. | |||||
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10/22/2025 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website. | |||||
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10/22/2025 2:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan. | |||||
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10/22/2025 3:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman. | |||||
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10/22/2025 3:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving. | |||||
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10/22/2025 4:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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10/22/2025 4:30 pm |
South Park |
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| At the annual Halloween get together, a witch casts a spell that terrorizes everyone in South Park. | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:30 pm |
South Park |
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| It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:30 pm |
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head |
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| Butt-Head loses his braces and realizes he's beautiful.Middle-aged Butt-Head suffers a heart attack, and it's up to Beavis to save him. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:35 pm |
South Park |
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| The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results. | |||||