Schedules
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10/22/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Steve Forrest guest stars as a gunfighter whose speed is legendary but who now is trying to live a quiet, nonviolent life with Teresa, the girl he loves. | |||||
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10/22/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Richard Kiley guest stars as Will Stambridge, a reluctant gunfighter with whom Kitty falls in love-after he risks his own life to save hers. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Drunken Circuit Judge Warfield, who is on the payroll of town boss John King, is forced by Dillon to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner. | |||||
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10/22/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith's wife, Barbara, appears in this episode as a member of the singing group. Barney suffers an ego blow when Gomer out-sings him. | |||||
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10/22/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. | |||||
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10/22/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes a week off, leaving Barney and Gomer in charge. A prisoner also takes off in the resultant confusion. | |||||
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10/22/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer proceeds to make a pest of himself after Andy wakes him to put out a minor fire. | |||||
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10/22/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor. | |||||
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10/22/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve. | |||||
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10/22/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead. | |||||
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10/22/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Wondering why Marie is being extra nice to Robert and Amy, Ray discovers her plan: she wants grandchildren. Robert shares his disbelief with Amy that they are being “played” by Marie. | |||||
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10/22/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely. Ray unwillingly goes to Peter's to give him some dating advice and encouragement. When that fails, Ray and Debra throw a cocktail party to introduce Peter to eligible women. | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra. | |||||
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10/22/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made while at a Knicks game with Michael and Geoffrey's friend, Chris. | |||||
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10/22/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie finds out that Frank was forced to choose between maintaining a physical relationship with Marie or lose his sense of taste. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program. | |||||
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10/22/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite. | |||||
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10/22/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. | |||||
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10/22/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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10/22/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. | |||||
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10/23/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it. | |||||
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10/23/2025 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers. | |||||
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10/23/2025 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils. | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into | |||||
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10/23/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg. | |||||
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10/23/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home. | |||||
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10/23/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. | |||||
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10/23/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly's skill, with both people and medicine, is put to the test when Doc sends him out to check on families in the back country. | |||||
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10/23/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kathleen Nolan guest stars as a widow who falls in love with a wounded prisoner of Matt Dillon's at a remote way station. | |||||
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10/23/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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10/23/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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10/23/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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10/23/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while he was watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off while she is talking angers her. | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks. | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position. | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard. | |||||
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10/23/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago. | |||||
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10/23/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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10/23/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. | |||||
