Schedules
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10/22/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment. | |||||
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10/22/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug. | |||||
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10/22/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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10/22/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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10/22/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women. | |||||
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10/23/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it. | |||||
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10/23/2025 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers. | |||||
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10/23/2025 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils. | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into | |||||
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10/23/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg. | |||||
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10/23/2025 6:45 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home. | |||||
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10/23/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. | |||||
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10/23/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly's skill, with both people and medicine, is put to the test when Doc sends him out to check on families in the back country. | |||||
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10/23/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kathleen Nolan guest stars as a widow who falls in love with a wounded prisoner of Matt Dillon's at a remote way station. | |||||
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10/23/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A strange mountain-style divorce ritual is frustrated by another ritual performed by Barney. | |||||
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10/23/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets caught in a phony scheme to sell salve. Barney and Gomer come to his rescue. | |||||
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10/23/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office. | |||||
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10/23/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency. | |||||
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10/23/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple. | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox because she wouldn't stop talking to him while he was watching a basketball game. Ray's comment hurt Amy, but Robert cutting her off while she is talking angers her. | |||||
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10/23/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra confronts Ray when she discovers that he's been withholding sex from her in order to shift the power of their relationship. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is shocked when he catches Pat smoking a cigarette, but is thrilled to be part of Pat's dirty little secret. | |||||
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10/23/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In the Series Finale, Ray is admitted to the hospital for minor surgery, but unexpectedly falls into a coma. The family, fearing the worst, experiences a number of heart-warming flashbacks. | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra wants a quiet birthday at home with Raymond. He tells his parents and brother there's no party. Ray gets caught in a lie when his nosy parents and brother show up anyway and catch Ray and Debra in a compromising position. | |||||
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10/23/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard. | |||||
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10/23/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago. | |||||
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10/23/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream. | |||||
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10/23/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling. | |||||
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10/23/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life. | |||||
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10/23/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug. | |||||
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10/23/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad. | |||||
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10/23/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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10/23/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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10/23/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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10/23/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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10/24/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work. | |||||
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10/24/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER). | |||||
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10/24/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately. | |||||
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10/24/2025 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Detective Barney fife, of the big city police department, pays a visit to his old home-town. | |||||
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10/24/2025 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. | |||||
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10/24/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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10/24/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. | |||||
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10/24/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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10/24/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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10/24/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he | |||||
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10/24/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b | |||||
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10/24/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patie | |||||
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10/24/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay. | |||||
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10/24/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice. | |||||
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10/24/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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10/24/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart. | |||||
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10/24/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town. | |||||
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10/24/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect. | |||||
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10/24/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle. | |||||
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10/24/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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10/24/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton. | |||||
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10/24/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend. | |||||
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10/24/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements. | |||||
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10/24/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing. | |||||
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10/24/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other. | |||||
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10/24/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it. | |||||
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10/24/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper. | |||||
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10/24/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home. | |||||
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10/24/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same. | |||||
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10/24/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back. | |||||
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10/24/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish. | |||||
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10/24/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them. | |||||
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10/24/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested. | |||||
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10/24/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything. | |||||
