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    10/24/2025 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft

    Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.

    10/24/2025 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Back to Nature

    Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.

    10/24/2025 1:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Gomer Pyle USMC

    Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.

    10/24/2025 1:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie Loves Helen

    Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend.

    10/24/2025 2:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Barney's Physical

    A campaign to fatten and stretch Barney Fife gets underway when it becomes apparent he doesn't match up to Civil Service physical requirements.

    10/24/2025 2:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Family Visit

    Aunt Bee invited relatives to Mayberry for a visit and Andy becomes concerned when Uncle Ollie borrows the patrol car to go fishing.

    10/24/2025 3:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Standard Deviation

    Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other.

    10/24/2025 3:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Look, Don't Touch

    When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

    10/24/2025 4:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Frank the Writer

    When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

    10/24/2025 4:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Your Place or Mine?

    Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home.

    10/24/2025 5:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    In-Laws

    When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same.

    10/24/2025 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Win, Lose or Draw

    Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back.

    10/24/2025 6:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Turkey or Fish

    Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish.

    10/24/2025 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Captain Nemo

    When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them.

    10/24/2025 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Brace Yourself

    When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.

    10/24/2025 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Home Cheapo

    When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything.

    10/24/2025 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Offensive Fowl

    Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.

    10/24/2025 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Mild Bunch

    Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past.

    10/24/2025 9:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Manhattan Project

    When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it.

    10/24/2025 9:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Single Spaced

    Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.

    10/24/2025 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Caddy

    While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

    10/24/2025 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Seven

    As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

    10/24/2025 11:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Cadillac - Part 1

    Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

    10/24/2025 11:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Cadillac - Part 2

    Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

    10/25/2025 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Answer Is Maybe, The

    Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

    10/25/2025 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Come to Papa Jeff

    When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

    10/25/2025 1:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Oh God, Yes

    Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.

    10/25/2025 1:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Separation Anxiety

    After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine.

    10/25/2025 2:00 am

    Roseanne

    Nightmare on Oak Street

    Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood.

    10/25/2025 2:36 am

    Roseanne

    Mall Story

    The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze.

    10/25/2025 3:12 am

    Roseanne

    Becky's Choice

    Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes.

    10/25/2025 3:48 am

    Roseanne

    The Slice of Life

    Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

    10/25/2025 4:24 am

    Roseanne

    Workin' Overtime

    Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner.

    10/25/2025 5:00 am

    Roseanne

    Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

    The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip.

    10/25/2025 5:36 am

    Roseanne

    Death and Stuff

    A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen.

    10/25/2025 6:12 am

    Roseanne

    BOO!

    The Conner family challenges its members to create the scariest costume and the best prank for Halloween.

    10/25/2025 6:48 am

    Roseanne

    Trick or Treat

    It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade.

    10/25/2025 7:24 am

    Roseanne

    Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down

    Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge.

    10/25/2025 8:00 am

    Roseanne

    Halloween IV

    After refusing to take part in the spooky festivities, Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future.

    10/25/2025 8:30 am

    Roseanne

    Halloween V

    Roseanne hopes Dan's infamous Halloween pranks will convince Nancy that he likes her. David and Darlene team up to prank Roseanne.

    10/25/2025 9:00 am

    Roseanne

    Skeleton in the Closet

    It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.

    10/25/2025 9:30 am

    Roseanne

    Halloween - The Final Chapter

    The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.

    10/25/2025 10:00 am

    Two and a Half Men

    For the Sake of the Child

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 10:36 am

    Two and a Half Men

    Give Me Your Thumb

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 11:12 am

    Two and a Half Men

    Untainted by Filth

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 11:48 am

    Two and a Half Men

    Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 12:24 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 1:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 1:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 2:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Yay, No Polyps!

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 2:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Crude and Uncalled For

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 3:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 3:35 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Tinkle Like a Princess

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    10/25/2025 4:10 pm

    The Ball

    The Ball

    Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

    10/25/2025 4:45 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Debra's Sick

    With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.

    10/25/2025 5:20 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Who's Handsome?

    Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra.

    10/25/2025 5:55 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Car

    Debra is annoyed about driving the old car Ray bought from his parents. She really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old “make out mobile.” Robert mistakenly blurts out this was the care where he first "got lucky."

    10/25/2025 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Diamonds

    When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.

    10/25/2025 7:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Shower Head

    As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

    10/25/2025 7:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Doll

    While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

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