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		10/25/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
Localized series title: Two and a Half Men Localized episode title: Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair Localized description: Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.
		10/25/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/25/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/25/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yay, No Polyps!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/25/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Crude and Uncalled For
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/25/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/25/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tinkle Like a Princess
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/25/2025 4:10 pm	The Ball	The Ball
	Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

		10/25/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Sick
	With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.

		10/25/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who's Handsome?
	Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra.

		10/25/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Car
	Debra is annoyed about driving the old car Ray bought from his parents. She really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old “make out mobile.” Robert mistakenly blurts out this was the care where he first "got lucky."

		10/25/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Diamonds
	When Ray discovers that the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is a fake, he finds a way to steal the ring so he can replace the stone, unaware that she replaced the diamond with a real one after their wedding.

		10/25/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		10/25/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		10/25/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		10/25/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		10/25/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		10/25/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		10/25/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		10/25/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		10/25/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		10/25/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		10/26/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		10/26/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		10/26/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Champ, The
	When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan.

		10/26/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Playdate With Destiny
	Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him.

		10/26/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Women N 'Tuition
	When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES).

		10/26/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Mission Impossible
	Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment.

		10/26/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What About Barb?
	Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it.

		10/26/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Crash
	When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

		10/26/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Not Another Monday
	Sophia's friend wants to commit suicide, and she wants Sophia there to hold her hand. Meanwhile, Blanche, Rose and Dorothy become singing nursemaids to a sick baby that they are taking care of for the weekend.

		10/26/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	That Old Feeling
	Blanche is visited by her brother in-law and is taken back by his resemblance to her deceased husband. She quickly finds herself falling in love with hopes of marriage.

		10/26/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Comedy of Errors
	Dorothy finds a list of things that she wanted to accomplish before a certain age, but hasn't accomplished many of them. So she signs up to do a stand up routine at a nightclub. Meanwhile, Blanche finds herself battling the IRS.

		10/26/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	All That Jazz
	Dorothy's son, Michael, shows with news that he's separated and needs a place to stay. Dorothy quickly gets tired of his freeloading and dumps him on Stan. Rose is reluctant to talk to her boss about reducing her stress.

		10/26/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	Ebb Tide
	Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away. However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia, and decides not to attend the funeral.

		10/26/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Mary Has a Little Lamb
	The girls take in a 15-year-old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.

		10/26/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Great Expectations
	Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join. Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend, especially after he has a heart attack.

		10/26/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Triple Play
	Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter, and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money.

		10/26/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Clinton Avenue Memoirs
	Dorothy becomes alarmed that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age. After visiting a doctor, Sophia decides to regain some of the memories she has lost, and takes a trip back to Brooklyn and their old apartment.

		10/26/2025 9:00 am	The Golden Girls	Like the Beep of the Tom-Tom
	After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.

		10/26/2025 9:30 am	The Golden Girls	An Illegitimate Concern
	Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.

		10/26/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Ixnay on the Oggie Day
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	I Called Him Magoo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Gumby with a Pokey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	This is Not Gonna End Well
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Pudding-Filled Cactus
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Twanging Your Magic Clanger
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Crazy Bitch Gazette
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Springtime on a Stick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Good Time in Central Africa
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dead From the Waist Down
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hi, Mr. Horned One
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		10/26/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		10/26/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

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