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		10/30/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Rayny Day
	Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Rayny Day Localized description: Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time.
		10/30/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Train Wreck
	Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19.

		10/30/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Hungry Man
	Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food.

		10/30/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		10/30/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		10/30/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		10/30/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		10/31/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Popular
	Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

		10/31/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Traffic
	Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

		10/31/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

		10/31/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Drug Store Job
	Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk.

		10/31/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Church Benefactors
	A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it.

		10/31/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Hosts A Summit Meeting
	Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting.

		10/31/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober Goes To The Auto Show
	Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations.

		10/31/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Big Moment
	Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified.

		10/31/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Three Wishes for Opie
	Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true.

		10/31/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Big Mac
	The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

		10/31/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Payday
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

		10/31/2025 6:00 am	MASH	White Gold
	Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

		10/31/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Trick or Treatment
	It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

		10/31/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Squaw
	Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman.

		10/31/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Hiders
	Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please.

		10/31/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Larkin
	Newly finds himself in a strange alliance with a professional killer as he tries to get his prisoner to Dodge City before they are both killed by bounty hunters.

		10/31/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Fires of Ignorance
	Allen Garfield guest stars as a school teacher in an episode of Gunsmoke that makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children, even in the less enlightened Dodge City of the 1870's.

		10/31/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Angry Land
	Dillon takes young Bessie Sutherland, now an orphan after her parents have been killed on the prairie, to live with her Aunt Rachel. He discovers that she is not wanted.

		10/31/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Newspaper
	Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples.

		10/31/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
	Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married

		10/31/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Arrest of the Fun Girls
	Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers.

		10/31/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Luck of Newton Monroe
	Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right.

		10/31/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Flunks Arithmetic
	Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own.

		10/31/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Haunted House
	Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house."

		10/31/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Driving Frank
	After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older.

		10/31/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sitter
	Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother.

		10/31/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Getting Even
	After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra's expense.

		10/31/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Visit
	When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie.

		10/31/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Halloween Candy
	After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.”

		10/31/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Moving Out
	Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves out.

		10/31/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Article
	It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.

		10/31/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Lone Barone
	Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

		10/31/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Ticker Treat
	Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital.

		10/31/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Time Share
	Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys.

		10/31/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Where's Poppa?
	Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more.

		10/31/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Art House
	Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back.

		10/31/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Maybe Baby
	Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby.

		10/31/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Queasy Rider
	Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty.

		10/31/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

		10/31/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strongbox
	As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

		10/31/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wizard
	As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

		10/31/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

		11/01/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

		11/01/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	House
	When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

		11/01/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

		11/01/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

		11/01/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	BOO!
	The Conner family challenges its members to create the scariest costume and the best prank for Halloween.

		11/01/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	Trick or Treat
	It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade.

		11/01/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
	Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge.

		11/01/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Halloween IV
	After refusing to take part in the spooky festivities, Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future.

		11/01/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Halloween V
	Roseanne hopes Dan's infamous Halloween pranks will convince Nancy that he likes her. David and Darlene team up to prank Roseanne.

		11/01/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Skeleton in the Closet
	It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.

		11/01/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	Halloween - The Final Chapter
	The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner.

		11/01/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Dear Mom and Dad
	Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents.

		11/01/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Let's Call It Quits
	Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect.

		11/01/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Inherit the Wind
	Becky passes gas in front of her date at school. Meanwhile Roseanne makes one last desperate effort to borrow a dress for a formal event.

		11/01/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Little Sister
	Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, sparks fly between two other siblings when Darlene tattles on Becky.

		11/01/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Guilt by Disassociation
	Roseanne loses a job due to her inability to work a computer.

		11/01/2025 9:00 am	Roseanne	Somebody Stole My Gal
	Dan's boss offers Roseanne a temporary job. Soon, the Conners realize that the boss is looking for a makeshift family rather than professional friends.

		11/01/2025 9:30 am	Roseanne	House of Grown-Ups
	Roseanne has a difficult time accepting the fact that Jackie is going away to police training camp. Meanwhile, Becky decides to take Darlene teenage party by passing Darlene off as her sophisticated cousin.

		11/01/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 10:36 am	Two and a Half Men	Lookin' For Japanese Subs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 11:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 11:48 am	Two and a Half Men	That Darn Priest
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 12:24 pm	Two and a Half Men	Pilot
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Big Flappy Bastards
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Article
	It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.

		11/01/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Lone Barone
	Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

		11/01/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Fat
	Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet.

		11/01/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Apartment
	Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen.

		11/01/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Toaster
	Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

		11/01/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		11/01/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

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