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10/30/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time. | |||||
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10/30/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19. | |||||
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10/30/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to a cocktail party Carrie's boss is having, but to get there he has to skip eating that day. When Doug gets to the party, he finds out there is no food. | |||||
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10/30/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish. | |||||
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10/30/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. | |||||
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10/30/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. | |||||
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10/30/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. | |||||
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10/31/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay. | |||||
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10/31/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine. | |||||
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10/31/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long. | |||||
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10/31/2025 2:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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10/31/2025 2:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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10/31/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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10/31/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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10/31/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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10/31/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney demonstrates gypsy fortune telling to Opie. The wishes seem to begin to come true. | |||||
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10/31/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes! | |||||
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10/31/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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10/31/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister. | |||||
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10/31/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trade ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead. | |||||
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10/31/2025 7:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman. | |||||
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10/31/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please. | |||||
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10/31/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly finds himself in a strange alliance with a professional killer as he tries to get his prisoner to Dodge City before they are both killed by bounty hunters. | |||||
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10/31/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Allen Garfield guest stars as a school teacher in an episode of Gunsmoke that makes a strong statement for compulsory education for children, even in the less enlightened Dodge City of the 1870's. | |||||
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10/31/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon takes young Bessie Sutherland, now an orphan after her parents have been killed on the prairie, to live with her Aunt Rachel. He discovers that she is not wanted. | |||||
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10/31/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples. | |||||
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10/31/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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10/31/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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10/31/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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10/31/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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10/31/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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10/31/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older. | |||||
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10/31/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother. | |||||
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10/31/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra's expense. | |||||
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10/31/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. | |||||
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10/31/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.” | |||||
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10/31/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves out. | |||||
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10/31/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated. | |||||
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10/31/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison. | |||||
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10/31/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital. | |||||
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10/31/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have always hated their neighbors, the Sackskys, but when they offer Doug & Carrie their Hamptons timeshare because they are having marital problems, they decide that they have to be nice until they get the keys. | |||||
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10/31/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to pawn Arthur off on somebody for a weekend so that they can be alone. Doug calls his cousin Danny who he hates, but Danny agrees let Arthur stay. Doug then finds that Danny wants to hang out with him more. | |||||
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10/31/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur almost gets Doug fired, so Doug yells at him, and Arthur moves out of the house. Arthur ends up living in a great apartment that he could never afford, and Carrie has to convince him to move back. | |||||
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10/31/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are thinking of having a baby. | |||||
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10/31/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets a motorcycle, which causes a fight. Doug sells the motorcycle and tells Carrie he sold it because of her, but really he decided he hates it, and Carrie feels guilty. | |||||
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10/31/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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10/31/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships. | |||||
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10/31/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents. | |||||
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10/31/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be. | |||||
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11/01/2025 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them. | |||||
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11/01/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date. | |||||
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11/01/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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11/01/2025 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family challenges its members to create the scariest costume and the best prank for Halloween. | |||||
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11/01/2025 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Halloween, and Roseanne is going to a costume party at the Lobo Lounge. When she shows up dressed as a bearded lumberjack, she is totally convincing, and decides to keep up the charade. | |||||
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11/01/2025 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge. | |||||
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11/01/2025 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| After refusing to take part in the spooky festivities, Roseanne is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and Future. | |||||
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11/01/2025 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne hopes Dan's infamous Halloween pranks will convince Nancy that he likes her. David and Darlene team up to prank Roseanne. | |||||
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11/01/2025 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past. | |||||
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11/01/2025 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Ouija board makes this Halloween the weirdest and the happiest one of all. During a seance, Roseanne goes into labor and must be rushed to the hospital, where she gives birth to Jerry Garcia Conner. | |||||
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11/01/2025 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents. | |||||
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11/01/2025 6:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect. | |||||
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11/01/2025 7:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky passes gas in front of her date at school. Meanwhile Roseanne makes one last desperate effort to borrow a dress for a formal event. | |||||
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11/01/2025 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, sparks fly between two other siblings when Darlene tattles on Becky. | |||||
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11/01/2025 8:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne loses a job due to her inability to work a computer. | |||||
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11/01/2025 9:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's boss offers Roseanne a temporary job. Soon, the Conners realize that the boss is looking for a makeshift family rather than professional friends. | |||||
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11/01/2025 9:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne has a difficult time accepting the fact that Jackie is going away to police training camp. Meanwhile, Becky decides to take Darlene teenage party by passing Darlene off as her sophisticated cousin. | |||||
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11/01/2025 10:00 am |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 10:36 am |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 11:12 am |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 11:48 am |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 12:24 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 1:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 1:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 2:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 2:30 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 3:00 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 3:35 pm |
Two and a Half Men |
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| Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him. | |||||
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11/01/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated. | |||||
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11/01/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison. | |||||
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11/01/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. | |||||
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11/01/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen. | |||||
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11/01/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it. | |||||
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11/01/2025 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom. | |||||
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11/01/2025 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like. | |||||
