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		11/01/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Guilt by Disassociation
	Roseanne loses a job due to her inability to work a computer.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Guilt by Disassociation Localized description: Roseanne loses a job due to her inability to work a computer.
		11/01/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Somebody Stole My Gal
	Dan's boss offers Roseanne a temporary job. Soon, the Conners realize that the boss is looking for a makeshift family rather than professional friends.

		11/01/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	House of Grown-Ups
	Roseanne has a difficult time accepting the fact that Jackie is going away to police training camp. Meanwhile, Becky decides to take Darlene teenage party by passing Darlene off as her sophisticated cousin.

		11/01/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	Lookin' For Japanese Subs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	That Darn Priest
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	Pilot
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Big Flappy Bastards
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/01/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Article
	It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.

		11/01/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Lone Barone
	Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

		11/01/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Fat
	Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet.

		11/01/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Apartment
	Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen.

		11/01/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Toaster
	Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

		11/01/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		11/01/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

		11/01/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

		11/01/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		11/01/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		11/01/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		11/01/2025 10:00 pm	Daylight Savings


		11/01/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Clip Show - Part 1
	A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production.

		11/01/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Clip Show - Part 2
	A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production.

		11/02/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		11/02/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

		11/02/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		11/02/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		11/02/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		11/02/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		11/02/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		11/02/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		11/02/2025 3:00 am	The Golden Girls	72 Hours
	Rose discovers that she may have contracted HIV from the blood used in her gallbladder operation. What really gets to her, though, is the 72 hours she must wait for the results. Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.

		11/02/2025 3:30 am	The Golden Girls	Twice in a Lifetime
	Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles, or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.

		11/02/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sisters and Other Strangers
	Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry -- until Blanche reads Charmaine's recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.

		11/02/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	Cheaters
	The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.

		11/02/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
	The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago.

		11/02/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	All Bets are Off
	Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.

		11/02/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
	An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.

		11/02/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
	When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.

		11/02/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Blanche Delivers
	Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.

		11/02/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Once, in St. Olaf
	Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery, but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.

		11/02/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	If at Last You Do Suceed
	Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention, but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that, if cashed, could bankrupt St. Olaf.

		11/02/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Phase One, Complete
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Merry Thanksgiving
	When Charlie finds out that his favorite ex girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards) is getting married, he tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man by throwing a big Thanksgiving dinner.

		11/02/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Camel Filters and Pheremones
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Sarah Like Puny Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Can't Afford Hyenas
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Was Saliva, Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	No Sniffing, No Wowing
	Charlie begins a sexual relationship with Alan's divorce attorney Laura (Heather Locklear), but when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

		11/02/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
	Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues. Charlie tries to solve Alan's recurring sleepwalking problem. Guest Star: Jane Lynch

		11/02/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Just Like Buffalo
	When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.

		11/02/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Feel My Finger?
	One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.

		11/02/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Back off Mary Poppins
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Bag Full of Jawea
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/02/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		11/02/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

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