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11/18/2025 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. | |||||
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11/18/2025 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy. | |||||
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11/18/2025 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. | |||||
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11/18/2025 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality. | |||||
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11/18/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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11/18/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon. | |||||
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11/18/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee. | |||||
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11/18/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle. | |||||
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11/18/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert. | |||||
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11/18/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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11/19/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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11/19/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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11/19/2025 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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11/19/2025 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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11/19/2025 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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11/19/2025 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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11/19/2025 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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11/19/2025 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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11/19/2025 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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11/19/2025 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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11/19/2025 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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11/19/2025 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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11/19/2025 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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11/19/2025 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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11/19/2025 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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11/19/2025 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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11/19/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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11/19/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
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11/19/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
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11/19/2025 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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11/19/2025 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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11/19/2025 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
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11/19/2025 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor. | |||||
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11/19/2025 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends. | |||||
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11/19/2025 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out. | |||||
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11/19/2025 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage. | |||||
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11/19/2025 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city. | |||||
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11/19/2025 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. | |||||
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11/19/2025 2:30 pm |
South Park |
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| With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | |||||
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11/19/2025 3:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. | |||||
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11/19/2025 3:30 pm |
South Park |
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| All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. | |||||
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11/19/2025 4:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues. | |||||
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11/19/2025 4:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. | |||||
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11/19/2025 5:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. | |||||
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11/19/2025 5:30 pm |
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head |
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| Beavis and Butt-Head mistake a can of pepper spray for men's cologne.Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head struggle to get a new couch into their apartment. | |||||
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11/19/2025 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Ronny Chieng talks to Sean Sherman, James Beard Award-winning chef, to promote his cookbook “Turtle Island: Foods and Traditions of the Indigenous Peoples of North America” | |||||
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11/19/2025 6:35 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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11/19/2025 7:02 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. | |||||
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11/19/2025 7:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. | |||||
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11/19/2025 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park. | |||||
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11/19/2025 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
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11/19/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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11/19/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
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11/19/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
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11/19/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
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11/19/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. | |||||
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11/19/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
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11/20/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. | |||||
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11/20/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
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11/20/2025 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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11/20/2025 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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11/20/2025 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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11/20/2025 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. | |||||
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11/20/2025 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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11/20/2025 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." | |||||
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11/20/2025 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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11/20/2025 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. | |||||
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11/20/2025 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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11/20/2025 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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11/20/2025 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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11/20/2025 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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11/20/2025 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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11/20/2025 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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11/20/2025 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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11/20/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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11/20/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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11/20/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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11/20/2025 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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11/20/2025 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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11/20/2025 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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11/20/2025 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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11/20/2025 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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11/20/2025 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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11/20/2025 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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11/20/2025 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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11/20/2025 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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11/20/2025 2:35 pm |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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11/20/2025 3:10 pm |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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11/20/2025 3:45 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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11/20/2025 4:20 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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11/20/2025 4:55 pm |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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11/20/2025 5:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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11/20/2025 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Ronny Chieng chats with comedian, actor, and podcast host Sebastian Maniscalco to promote his Hulu comedy special "Sebastian Maniscalco: It Ain't Right" | |||||
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11/20/2025 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. | |||||