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    11/27/2025 6:30 am

    MASH

    Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler

    Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b

    11/27/2025 7:00 am

    MASH

    Bug Out, Part 1 of 2

    A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

    11/27/2025 7:30 am

    MASH

    Bug Out, Part 2 of 2

    A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

    11/27/2025 8:00 am

    MASH

    Movie Tonight

    As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p

    11/27/2025 8:30 am

    MASH

    The Yalu Brick Road

    Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K

    11/27/2025 9:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The New Housekeeper

    Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married.

    11/27/2025 9:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Charity

    Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story.

    11/27/2025 10:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Christmas Story

    Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

    11/27/2025 10:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy and the Gentleman Crook

    A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail.

    11/27/2025 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy and Opie, Housekeepers

    Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days.

    11/27/2025 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bringing Up Opie

    Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office.

    11/27/2025 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Pickle Story

    Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars.

    11/27/2025 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Medal for Opie

    Opie learns how to be a good loser.

    11/27/2025 1:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Turkey or Fish

    Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish.

    11/27/2025 1:30 pm

    The Ball

    The Ball

    Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

    11/27/2025 2:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    All I Want For Christmas

    All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

    11/27/2025 2:35 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    No Fat

    Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quicklyshattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet.

    11/27/2025 3:10 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Toaster

    Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

    11/27/2025 3:45 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    No Thanks

    Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

    11/27/2025 4:20 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Christmas Picture

    Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

    11/27/2025 4:55 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Fighting In-Laws

    While celebrating Thanksgiving, Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not truely very happy with each other. Ray accidentally overhears his in-laws going at it with each other, and he relays the news to Debra.

    11/27/2025 5:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Christmas Present

    Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

    11/27/2025 6:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Older Women

    It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date.

    11/27/2025 6:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Season's Greetings

    Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

    11/27/2025 7:01 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Thought That Counts

    When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtfulChristmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

    11/27/2025 7:31 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Bird

    When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougallsowned a television set!

    11/27/2025 8:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Jazz Records

    Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazzrecords, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank andMarie never use.

    11/27/2025 8:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Debra's Parents

    Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.

    11/27/2025 9:01 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Cartoon

    Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

    11/27/2025 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Strongbox

    As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

    11/27/2025 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Wizard

    As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

    11/27/2025 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Burning

    Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

    11/27/2025 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Rage Against the Christine

    Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

    11/27/2025 11:40 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

    Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

    11/28/2025 12:20 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Unidentified Funk

    Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

    11/28/2025 1:00 am

    The Drew Barrymore Show

    Valerie Bertinelli

    Fast & Frugal Meals: Valerie Bertinelli is sharing fast and frugal meals that anyone can make at home.

    11/28/2025 1:30 am

    The Drew Barrymore Show

    Will Taylor, Danny Seo

    One Hour Design Tips: Interior design expert Will Taylor is sharing his best tips and tricks. Danny Seo is showing Drew how to upcycle delivery containers.

    11/28/2025 2:00 am

    MASH

    Fallen Idol

    Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he

    11/28/2025 2:30 am

    MASH

    The Light That Failed

    With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon

    11/28/2025 3:00 am

    MASH

    The Smell Of Music

    The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e

    11/28/2025 3:30 am

    MASH

    Your Hit Parade

    With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

    11/28/2025 4:00 am

    MASH

    Mail Call Three

    After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and

    11/28/2025 4:30 am

    MASH

    The Billfold Syndrome

    Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry

    11/28/2025 5:00 am

    MASH

    Point of View

    In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.

    11/28/2025 5:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Sis

    Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

    11/28/2025 6:00 am

    MASH

    Rally Round the Flagg, Boys

    The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im

    11/28/2025 6:30 am

    MASH

    A Night at Rosie's

    A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme.

    11/28/2025 7:00 am

    MASH

    Old Soldiers

    Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram

    11/28/2025 7:30 am

    MASH

    Morale Victory

    Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati

    11/28/2025 8:00 am

    MASH

    Death Takes A Holiday

    Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    11/28/2025 8:30 am

    MASH

    Twas the Day after Christmas

    To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

    11/28/2025 9:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Christmas Story

    Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

    11/28/2025 9:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Loaded Goat

    Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite.

    11/28/2025 10:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy Discovers America

    The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher.

    11/28/2025 10:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Mountain Wedding

    Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble.

    11/28/2025 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie the Bird Man

    Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds.

    11/28/2025 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

    Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card.

    11/28/2025 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bargain Day

    Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

    11/28/2025 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Darling Baby

    Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby.

    11/28/2025 1:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Supermarket Story

    Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to.

    11/28/2025 1:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Noel Cowards

    Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

    11/28/2025 2:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Roamin' Holiday

    Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

    11/28/2025 2:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Net Prophets

    Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

    11/28/2025 3:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Dark Meet

    Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.

    11/28/2025 3:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Better Camera

    Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.

    11/28/2025 4:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Ovary Action

    Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

    11/28/2025 4:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Food Fight

    Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.

    11/28/2025 5:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Loaner Car

    Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.

    11/28/2025 5:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Mentalo Case

    Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

    11/28/2025 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Thanks Man

    Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.

    11/28/2025 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Santa Claustrophobia

    Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

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