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    11/27/2025 7:01 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Thought That Counts

    When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtfulChristmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

    11/27/2025 7:31 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    The Bird

    When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougallsowned a television set!

    11/27/2025 8:00 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Jazz Records

    Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazzrecords, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank andMarie never use.

    11/27/2025 8:30 pm

    Everybody Loves Raymond

    Debra's Parents

    Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room.

    11/27/2025 9:01 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Cartoon

    Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

    11/27/2025 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Strongbox

    As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

    11/27/2025 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Wizard

    As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

    11/27/2025 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Burning

    Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

    11/27/2025 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Rage Against the Christine

    Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

    11/27/2025 11:40 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner

    Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common.

    11/28/2025 12:20 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Unidentified Funk

    Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken.

    11/28/2025 1:00 am

    The Drew Barrymore Show

    Valerie Bertinelli

    Fast & Frugal Meals: Valerie Bertinelli is sharing fast and frugal meals that anyone can make at home.

    11/28/2025 1:30 am

    The Drew Barrymore Show

    Will Taylor, Danny Seo

    One Hour Design Tips: Interior design expert Will Taylor is sharing his best tips and tricks. Danny Seo is showing Drew how to upcycle delivery containers.

    11/28/2025 2:00 am

    MASH

    Fallen Idol

    Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he

    11/28/2025 2:30 am

    MASH

    The Light That Failed

    With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon

    11/28/2025 3:00 am

    MASH

    The Smell Of Music

    The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e

    11/28/2025 3:30 am

    MASH

    Your Hit Parade

    With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

    11/28/2025 4:00 am

    MASH

    Mail Call Three

    After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and

    11/28/2025 4:30 am

    MASH

    The Billfold Syndrome

    Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry

    11/28/2025 5:00 am

    MASH

    Point of View

    In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.

    11/28/2025 5:30 am

    MASH

    Dear Sis

    Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

    11/28/2025 6:00 am

    MASH

    Rally Round the Flagg, Boys

    The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im

    11/28/2025 6:30 am

    MASH

    A Night at Rosie's

    A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme.

    11/28/2025 7:00 am

    MASH

    Old Soldiers

    Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram

    11/28/2025 7:30 am

    MASH

    Morale Victory

    Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstati

    11/28/2025 8:00 am

    MASH

    Death Takes A Holiday

    Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

    11/28/2025 8:30 am

    MASH

    Twas the Day after Christmas

    To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

    11/28/2025 9:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    A Christmas Story

    Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

    11/28/2025 9:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Loaded Goat

    Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite.

    11/28/2025 10:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Andy Discovers America

    The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher.

    11/28/2025 10:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Mountain Wedding

    Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble.

    11/28/2025 11:00 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie the Bird Man

    Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds.

    11/28/2025 11:30 am

    Andy Griffith Show

    Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain

    Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card.

    11/28/2025 12:00 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    Bargain Day

    Aunt Bee saves money by buying a side of beef. the beef is tough, the freezer conks out, and Gomer attempts to fix the motor.

    11/28/2025 12:30 pm

    Andy Griffith Show

    The Darling Baby

    Opie finds himself an unwilling principal in a betrothal involving mountaineer Charlene Darling's new baby.

    11/28/2025 1:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Supermarket Story

    Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to.

    11/28/2025 1:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Noel Cowards

    Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

    11/28/2025 2:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Roamin' Holiday

    Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

    11/28/2025 2:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Net Prophets

    Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

    11/28/2025 3:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Dark Meet

    Doug and Carrie are arguing about who was the first one to tell each other "I love you". They think back to the day it happened, the day when Doug first met Carrie's family.

    11/28/2025 3:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Better Camera

    Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.

    11/28/2025 4:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Ovary Action

    Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

    11/28/2025 4:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Food Fight

    Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it.

    11/28/2025 5:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Loaner Car

    Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.

    11/28/2025 5:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Mentalo Case

    Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

    11/28/2025 6:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Thanks Man

    Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out.

    11/28/2025 6:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Santa Claustrophobia

    Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

    11/28/2025 7:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Awful Bigamy

    Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.

    11/28/2025 7:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Furious Gorge

    Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger.

    11/28/2025 8:00 pm

    King of Queens

    Silent Mite

    Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.

    11/28/2025 8:30 pm

    King of Queens

    Baker's Doesn't

    Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.

    11/28/2025 9:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Bookstore

    Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

    11/28/2025 9:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Frogger

    As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

    11/28/2025 10:00 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Finale Pt. 1

    In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

    11/28/2025 10:30 pm

    Seinfeld

    The Finale Pt. 2

    In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

    11/28/2025 11:00 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Happy Endings

    When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa.

    11/28/2025 11:30 pm

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal

    Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge.

    11/29/2025 12:00 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    What Happens In Vegas Is Disgusting In Vegas

    New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe.

    11/29/2025 12:30 am

    The New Adventures of Old Christine

    Reckless Abandonment

    Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy.

    11/29/2025 1:00 am

    Roseanne

    We Gather Together

    The Conner clan gathers for an unforgettable Thanksgiving dinner. Dan is shocked to learn his father has feelings for Roseanne's widowed friend Crystal.

    11/29/2025 1:36 am

    Roseanne

    The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father

    Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!

    11/29/2025 2:12 am

    Roseanne

    A Bitter Pill to Swallow

    Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control.

    11/29/2025 2:48 am

    Roseanne

    Take My Bike...Please!

    Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working.

    11/29/2025 3:24 am

    Roseanne

    Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker

    Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man.

    11/29/2025 4:00 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1991

    Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.

    11/29/2025 4:36 am

    Roseanne

    Kansas City, Here We Come

    Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.

    11/29/2025 5:12 am

    Roseanne

    Santa Claus

    Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

    11/29/2025 5:48 am

    Roseanne

    It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays

    A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

    11/29/2025 6:24 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving '93

    In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.

    11/29/2025 7:00 am

    Roseanne

    White Trash Christmas

    The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

    11/29/2025 7:30 am

    Roseanne

    Thanksgiving 1994

    Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

    11/29/2025 8:00 am

    Roseanne

    The Parenting Trap

    DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

    11/29/2025 8:30 am

    Roseanne

    The Last Thursday in November

    D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving.

    11/29/2025 9:00 am

    Two and a Half Men

    Merry Thanksgiving

    When Charlie finds out that his favorite ex girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards) is getting married, he tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man by throwing a big Thanksgiving dinner.

    11/29/2025 9:36 am

    Two and a Half Men

    Santa's Village of the Damned

    When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

    11/29/2025 10:12 am

    Two and a Half Men

    Walnuts and Demerol

    As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

    11/29/2025 10:48 am

    Two and a Half Men

    I Think You Offended Don

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 11:24 am

    Two and a Half Men

    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 12:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    I'd Like to Start with the Cat

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 12:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 1:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 1:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    My Son's Enormous Head

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 2:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    The Two Finger Rule

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 2:35 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 3:10 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Above Exalted Cyclops

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 3:45 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 4:20 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 4:55 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Baseball Was Better With Steroids

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 5:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    818-jklpuzo

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 6:00 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

    11/29/2025 6:30 pm

    Two and a Half Men

    Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

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