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		11/29/2025 1:36 am	Roseanne	The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
	Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father Localized description: Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!
		11/29/2025 2:12 am	Roseanne	A Bitter Pill to Swallow
	Roseanne is thrown when Becky confides that she wants to start taking birth control.

		11/29/2025 2:48 am	Roseanne	Take My Bike...Please!
	Dan and Roseanne's motorcycle business is floundering. Meanwhile, Becky is forced to be head-of-household while her parents are working.

		11/29/2025 3:24 am	Roseanne	Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
	Depressed over seeing her old boyfriend, Gary, with his new fiancée, Jackie is driven into the arms of another man.

		11/29/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving 1991
	Roseanne doesn't believe her mother's excuse for why her father isn't attending Thanksgiving dinner.

		11/29/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	Kansas City, Here We Come
	Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.

		11/29/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	Santa Claus
	Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

		11/29/2025 5:48 am	Roseanne	It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
	A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

		11/29/2025 6:24 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving '93
	In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.

		11/29/2025 7:00 am	Roseanne	White Trash Christmas
	The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

		11/29/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving 1994
	Nana Mary's introduces her new husband at Thanksgiving.. Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results from her prenatal test and learn that something may be wrong with the baby.

		11/29/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	The Parenting Trap
	DJ's poor performance in school requires him to take "special" classes. Dan feels he is being shut out as a parent. Darlene learns something about David and his new girlfriend's relationship.

		11/29/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	The Last Thursday in November
	D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving.

		11/29/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Merry Thanksgiving
	When Charlie finds out that his favorite ex girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards) is getting married, he tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man by throwing a big Thanksgiving dinner.

		11/29/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		11/29/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		11/29/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	I Think You Offended Don
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I'd Like to Start with the Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Son's Enormous Head
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Two Finger Rule
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 3:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Above Exalted Cyclops
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 3:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 4:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 4:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	Baseball Was Better With Steroids
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	818-jklpuzo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Whipped Unto the Third Generation
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mmm, Fish. Yum.
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 7:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 7:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	For the Sake of the Child
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 8:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Give Me Your Thumb
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 8:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Untainted by Filth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/29/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		11/29/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

		11/29/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.

		11/29/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

		11/29/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

		11/29/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		11/30/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Honey, I Ran Over the Kid
	Christine accuses Richard of bad parenting when Ritchie gets hurt at a skateboarding party, but soon surpasses him as the worse parent when her over-protectiveness backfires.

		11/30/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Too Close For Christine
	Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school.

		11/30/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Change of Heart/Pants
	Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings.

		11/30/2025 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Hair
	Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars.

		11/30/2025 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	He Ain't Heavy
	Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself.

		11/30/2025 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	Room 7
	Sophia has an after-life experience while choking on a piece of candy. Blanche is distraught over the demolition of her grandmother's plantation, so the girls travel to Atlanta, where Blanche handcuffs herself to the radiator.

		11/30/2025 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	From Here to the Pharmacy
	A man Blanche has no memory of returns from the Persian Gulf, hoping she will fulfill the promise she supposedly made to him before he left: that she will be his and only his. Rose helps Sophia write her will.

		11/30/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Pope's Ring
	The Pope is in town, and Sophia goes to his mass. When she goes to kiss his ring, it slips off into her hand. Rose is convinced Miles is hiding something from her, so Blanche gives Rose a detective to spy on Miles.

		11/30/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	Old Boyfriends
	Sophia's attempts at trying to find a man go awry when a man she meets through the personals turns out to have a shadow, his sister. Meanwhile, Rose meets with an old boyfriend from St. Olaf, one she can't remember.

		11/30/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
	Dorothy is contacted by a high school teacher she once had a crush on. They quickly begin seeing each other and Dorothy is convinced his feelings are genuine. Meanwhile, Rose Rose books Blanche and Dorothy on a talk show.

		11/30/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Commitments
	Dorothy gets wrapped up in "Beatlemania" and begins dating a Beatle impersonator. Meanwhile, Blanche begins to worry about her looks after she pulls out all the stops to get a certain man into bed, but to no avail.

		11/30/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	Questions and Answers
	Dorothy is all excited when she learns that 'Jeopardy' is having tryouts in Miami. This leads her to begin cramming for the audition test and later proves to be an annoyance to everyone at the audition.

		11/30/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
	Rose reports on Uncle Angelo's story about his apartment building being infested with huge bugs, not realzing that Dorothy and Stan are the landlords. They go to trial, where Stan drops his attorney for a younger one.

		11/30/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
	The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

		11/30/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
	Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.

		11/30/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
	Dorothy is in charge of directing a school play, Henny Penny, but when the cast is quarantined, she gets Rose, Blanche, and herself to perform as the leads. But when Rose reads the ending, she wants no part in the play.

		11/30/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		11/30/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Yay, No Polyps!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Crude and Uncalled For
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tinkle Like a Princess
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Found Your Moustache
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ixnay on the Oggie Day
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Called Him Magoo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		11/30/2025 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		11/30/2025 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		11/30/2025 4:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		11/30/2025 4:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		11/30/2025 5:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		11/30/2025 5:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		11/30/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Heart Attack
	George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

		11/30/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Deal
	Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

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