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		12/02/2025 7:02 pm	Family Guy	A Bottle Episode
	Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: A Bottle Episode Localized description: Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.
		12/02/2025 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Vat Man and Rob 'Em
	When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

		12/02/2025 8:00 pm	Family Guy	From Russia With Love
	After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

		12/02/2025 8:30 pm	South Park	Turkey Trot
	The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

		12/02/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	Rainforest Shmainforest
	The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.

		12/02/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	Spontaneous Combustion
	The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's Dad is on the case.

		12/02/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Tweek Vs. Craig
	The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.

		12/02/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	Jakovasaurs
	While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.

		12/02/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Sexual Harassment Panda
	Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.

		12/02/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Cat Orgy
	Shelly Babysits Cartman.

		12/03/2025 12:00 am	South Park	Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub
	The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.

		12/03/2025 12:30 am	South Park	Jewbilee
	As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.

		12/03/2025 1:00 am	South Park	Chinpoko Mon
	Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are caught up in the latest fad from Japan, Chinpokomon.

		12/03/2025 1:30 am	South Park	Hooked on Monkey Phonics
	The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.

		12/03/2025 2:00 am	South Park	Red Badge of Gayness
	The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle.

		12/03/2025 2:30 am	South Park	The Brown Noise
	The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.

		12/03/2025 3:00 am	South Park	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
	The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.

		12/03/2025 3:30 am	South Park	Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
	The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

		12/03/2025 4:00 am	South Park	Quintuplets 2000
	A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

		12/03/2025 4:35 am	South Park	Timmy 2000
	Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

		12/03/2025 5:10 am	South Park	Cartman Joins NAMBLA
	Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.

		12/03/2025 5:45 am	South Park	Cherokee Hair Tampons
	Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life.

		12/03/2025 6:15 am	South Park	Chef Goes Nanners
	Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

		12/03/2025 6:50 am	South Park	Something You Can Do With Your Finger
	The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

		12/03/2025 7:25 am	South Park	Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
	Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.

		12/03/2025 8:00 am	South Park	Probably
	Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

		12/03/2025 8:30 am	South Park	Fourth Grade
	Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.

		12/03/2025 9:00 am	South Park	Trapper Keeper
	Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

		12/03/2025 9:30 am	South Park	Helen Keller! The Musical
	The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

		12/03/2025 10:00 am	South Park	Fat Camp
	Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.

		12/03/2025 10:30 am	South Park	The Wacky Molestation Adventure
	When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

		12/03/2025 11:00 am	South Park	Scott Tenorman Must Die
	Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.

		12/03/2025 11:30 am	South Park	Cripple Fight!
	The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.

		12/03/2025 12:00 pm	South Park	Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
	When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

		12/03/2025 12:30 pm	South Park	Cartmanland
	Cartman inherits one million dollars.

		12/03/2025 1:00 pm	South Park	Proper Condom Use
	The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.

		12/03/2025 1:30 pm	South Park	Towelie
	There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.

		12/03/2025 2:00 pm	South Park	Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants
	When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

		12/03/2025 2:30 pm	South Park	How to Eat With Your Butt
	The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

		12/03/2025 3:00 pm	South Park	The Entity
	Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

		12/03/2025 3:30 pm	South Park	Here Comes The Neighborhood
	When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.

		12/03/2025 4:00 pm	South Park	Kenny Dies
	Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.

		12/03/2025 4:30 pm	South Park	Butters' Very Own Episode
	When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city.

		12/03/2025 5:00 pm	South Park	Conflict of Interest
	Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

		12/03/2025 5:30 pm	Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head	Nuts & Bike
	Beavis receives the worst news of his life. Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pay a visit to their old friend Stewart.

		12/03/2025 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	December 3, 2025
	Host Josh Johnson talks to magician and mentalist Asi Wind to promote his tour "More Than Magic"

		12/03/2025 6:35 pm	South Park	Pip!
	South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart.

		12/03/2025 7:02 pm	South Park	It Hits The Fan
	The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.

		12/03/2025 7:30 pm	South Park	Freak Strike
	The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

		12/03/2025 8:00 pm	South Park	Jared Has Aides
	With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

		12/03/2025 8:30 pm	South Park	Asspen
	When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.

		12/03/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
	All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.

		12/03/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	Fun With Veal
	When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.

		12/03/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Red Hot Catholic Love
	Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.

		12/03/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	Free Hat
	The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.

		12/03/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
	Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.

		12/03/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Child Abduction is Not Funny
	In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.

		12/04/2025 12:00 am	South Park	A Ladder to Heaven
	When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

		12/04/2025 12:30 am	South Park	The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
	The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

		12/04/2025 1:00 am	South Park	The Death Camp of Tolerance
	Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.

		12/04/2025 1:30 am	South Park	The Biggest Douche in the Universe
	When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

		12/04/2025 2:00 am	South Park	My Future Self n' Me
	A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.

		12/04/2025 2:30 am	South Park	Krazy Kripples
	When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

		12/04/2025 3:00 am	South Park	Toilet Paper
	After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

		12/04/2025 3:30 am	South Park	Canceled
	The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.

		12/04/2025 4:00 am	South Park	Fat Butt and Pancake Head
	The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.

		12/04/2025 4:30 am	South Park	Lil' Crime Stoppers
	After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.

		12/04/2025 5:00 am	South Park	Red Man's Greed
	Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.

		12/04/2025 5:30 am	South Park	South Park Is Gay
	The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.

		12/04/2025 6:00 am	South Park	Christian Rock Hard
	Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.

		12/04/2025 6:30 am	South Park	Grey Dawn
	After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.

		12/04/2025 7:00 am	South Park	Casa Bonita
	When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."

		12/04/2025 7:30 am	South Park	All About Mormons?
	When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.

		12/04/2025 8:00 am	South Park	Butt Out
	After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit.

		12/04/2025 8:30 am	South Park	Raisins
	The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.

		12/04/2025 9:00 am	South Park	Good Times With Weapons
	After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.

		12/04/2025 9:30 am	South Park	AWESOM-O
	When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster.

		12/04/2025 10:00 am	South Park	Up the Down Steroid
	Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

		12/04/2025 10:30 am	South Park	You Got F'd in the A
	When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

		12/04/2025 11:00 am	South Park	The Jeffersons
	All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down.

		12/04/2025 11:30 am	South Park	Douche and Turd
	When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

		12/04/2025 12:00 pm	South Park	Preschool
	For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

		12/04/2025 12:30 pm	South Park	Quest For Ratings
	The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

		12/04/2025 1:00 pm	South Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
	The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video.

		12/04/2025 1:30 pm	South Park	Cartman's Incredible Gift
	Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

		12/04/2025 2:00 pm	South Park	Die Hippie, Die
	Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

		12/04/2025 2:35 pm	South Park	Wing
	The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

		12/04/2025 3:10 pm	South Park	Best Friends Forever
	Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

		12/04/2025 3:45 pm	South Park	The Losing Edge
	If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

		12/04/2025 4:20 pm	South Park	The Death of Eric Cartman
	Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

		12/04/2025 4:55 pm	South Park	Erection Day
	Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

		12/04/2025 5:30 pm	South Park	Marjorine
	The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over.

		12/04/2025 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	December 4, 2025
	The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary.

		12/04/2025 6:35 pm	Family Guy	Single White Dad
	Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

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