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12/03/2025 7:02 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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12/03/2025 7:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities. | |||||
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12/03/2025 8:00 pm |
South Park |
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| With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain. | |||||
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12/03/2025 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race. | |||||
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12/03/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie. | |||||
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12/03/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues. | |||||
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12/03/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park. | |||||
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12/03/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process. | |||||
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12/03/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general. | |||||
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12/03/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park. | |||||
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12/04/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there. | |||||
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12/04/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno. | |||||
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12/04/2025 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance. | |||||
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12/04/2025 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. | |||||
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12/04/2025 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge. | |||||
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12/04/2025 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang. | |||||
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12/04/2025 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out. | |||||
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12/04/2025 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show. | |||||
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12/04/2025 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
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12/04/2025 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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12/04/2025 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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12/04/2025 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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12/04/2025 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. | |||||
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12/04/2025 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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12/04/2025 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." | |||||
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12/04/2025 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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12/04/2025 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. | |||||
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12/04/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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12/04/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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12/04/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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12/04/2025 10:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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12/04/2025 10:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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12/04/2025 11:00 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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12/04/2025 11:30 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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12/04/2025 12:00 pm |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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12/04/2025 12:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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12/04/2025 1:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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12/04/2025 1:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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12/04/2025 2:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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12/04/2025 2:35 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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12/04/2025 3:10 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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12/04/2025 3:45 pm |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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12/04/2025 4:20 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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12/04/2025 4:55 pm |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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12/04/2025 5:30 pm |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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12/04/2025 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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12/04/2025 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it. | |||||
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12/04/2025 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities. | |||||
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12/04/2025 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois. | |||||
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12/04/2025 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". | |||||
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12/04/2025 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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12/04/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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12/04/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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12/04/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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12/04/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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12/04/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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12/04/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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12/05/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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12/05/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door. | |||||
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12/05/2025 1:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After Arianna the Bear is rude to Donna, Cleveland defends her honor by egging Arianna's house. | |||||
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12/05/2025 1:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland feels bad for friendless Dr. Fist, so he decides to make him "one of the guys," but he soon stumbles upon a potentially life-threatening secret about his new pal. | |||||
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12/05/2025 1:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Donna forces Rallo to sign up for Stoolbend's version of the Boy Scouts, and Cleveland and Donna win a romantic hotel getaway in a raffle. | |||||
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12/05/2025 2:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Rallo heads to East Stoolbend to stay at Robert's apartment for the weekend, and Cleveland and his friends discover the joys of hanging out at the Stoolbend Cemetery. | |||||
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12/05/2025 2:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Donna puts her foot down when Cleveland and his mom Cookie are mistaken for husband and wife during a visit to a retirement community. | |||||
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12/05/2025 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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12/05/2025 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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12/05/2025 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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12/05/2025 4:35 am |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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12/05/2025 5:10 am |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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12/05/2025 5:45 am |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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12/05/2025 6:15 am |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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12/05/2025 6:50 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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12/05/2025 7:25 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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12/05/2025 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
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12/05/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack. | |||||
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12/05/2025 9:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Everyone in the office is unhappy when Chris decides to make some big changes in the Parks Department -- especially Tom. Ron pushes back on Chris. | |||||
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12/05/2025 9:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie and the Parks team put together a memorial service for a dearly departed friend. Meanwhile, Tom makes a big life decision. | |||||
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12/05/2025 10:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie has to either break-up with Ben or follow her dream of running for office. Ron prepares for the return of his first ex-wife, Tammy One. | |||||
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12/05/2025 10:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| Leslie intervenes when Tammy One begins controlling Ron's every move. Ben tries to help Tom balance the books, while Ann makes a PSA starring Chris. | |||||
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12/05/2025 11:00 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| While promoting her new book about Pawnee, Leslie falls prey to some "gotcha" journalism. Meanwhile, Ann is determined to bond with Ron and April. | |||||
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12/05/2025 11:30 am |
Parks and Recreation |
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| To fight the inequality of Ron's boys-only wilderness group, Leslie takes her girls-only troop, the Pawnee Goddesses, on an adventure weekend. | |||||
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12/05/2025 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Angela pines for Dwight during a office-wide paper airplane tournament, and Andy struggles with the demands of his first paid acting gig. | |||||
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12/05/2025 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The staff is skeptical of Andy's decision to quit and pursue acting full time, Jim cuts back on work to focus on his marriage, and Dwight finally earns his black belt. | |||||
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12/05/2025 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight is named branch manager, Andy burns his bridges, and Angela struggles with living on her own after her divorce. | |||||
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12/05/2025 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The office prepares to watch the documentary, Jim looks for an assistant to the assistant regional manager for Dwight, and Andy tries out for a singing competition show. | |||||
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12/05/2025 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight tries to find out if he's the father of Angela's son, Andy crashes a singing competition show, Jim reaffirms his love for Pam, and the office watches the documentary. | |||||
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12/05/2025 2:35 pm |
The Office |
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| The film crew returns to Scranton a year after the documentary aired to catch up with the Dunder Mifflin staff during Dwight and Angela's bachelor and bachelorette parties. | |||||
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12/05/2025 3:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Former colleagues return for Dwight and Angela's wedding, Pam and Jim decide to move to Austin, and the Dunder Mifflin staff gathers together in the office one last time. | |||||
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12/05/2025 3:45 pm |
The Office |
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| When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat. | |||||
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12/05/2025 4:20 pm |
The Office |
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| After learning that the corporate office wants Michael to pick a cheaper health plan for his employees, he delegates the task to Dwight. | |||||
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12/05/2025 4:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Amid the rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party, despite the fact that the closest birthday is a month away. | |||||
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12/05/2025 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Members of the office prepare for a game of basketball against the workers in the warehouse. | |||||
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12/05/2025 6:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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12/05/2025 6:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret. | |||||