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		12/06/2025 2:12 am	Roseanne	Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
	Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down Localized description: Roseanne and Dan play a gruesome trick on their neighbor Kathy. Roseanne now worries how Kathy will seek her revenge.
		12/06/2025 2:48 am	Roseanne	Vegas (Part 1 of 2)
	When the Conners' friends, Arnie and Nancy, suddenly decide to get married, Arnie invites an ecstatic Dan and Roseanne to be their guests for the wedding - in Las Vegas!

		12/06/2025 3:24 am	Roseanne	Vegas, Vegas (Part 2 of 2)
	The Conners are delighted to be vacationing in Las Vegas as guests of the soon-to-be-married Arnie and Nancy. But Roseanne's biggest thrill is not the wedding, but the prospect of finally seeing Wayne Newton in person!

		12/06/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Stressed to Kill
	Roseanne tries to do the impossible: give up smoking cold turkey while working two jobs and getting virtually no support from her loving family! Also, Becky gets into big trouble for helping Darlene write a paper for school.

		12/06/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	Kansas City, Here We Come
	Jackie is determined to meet the woman her father has been having an affair with for twenty years. Becky's job causes problems with school, Mark, and Dan.

		12/06/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	Santa Claus
	Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

		12/06/2025 5:48 am	Roseanne	Bingo
	Roseanne's obsession with Bingo tetters on the line of a gambling addiction. Dan and the kids stumble through babysitting Crystal's son.

		12/06/2025 6:24 am	Roseanne	The Bowling Show
	Scrambling to keep their bowling team out of last place gives rise to some unexpected competition between teammates Arnie and Dan. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels left out when Jackie strikes up a friendship with Nancy.

		12/06/2025 7:00 am	Roseanne	The Back Story
	Roseanne's is bedridden due to back pain. Her mother decides to move in until she is better.

		12/06/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Less is More
	Constantly troubled by a bad back, Roseanne's doctor suggests an operation that will relieve her pain, but it may cause new problems between her and Dan. Neil Patrick Harris, star of "Doogie Howser," makes a cameo appearance.

		12/06/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
	Becky's depressed but Roseanne is delighted: Becky and Mark's relationship is over! Becky is even more hurt when she discovers Mark is still working for Dan in the store. Meanwhile, Becky's new date, Dean, is a big hit with Dan.

		12/06/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	This Old House
	Roseanne and Jackie say emotional farewells to their childhood house, which is slated for demolition. Meanwhile, Roseanne is concerned when Darlene strikes up a friendship with David, the younger brother of Becky's ex-boyfriend,

		12/06/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Pilot
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	Big Flappy Bastards
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Merry Thanksgiving
	When Charlie finds out that his favorite ex girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards) is getting married, he tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man by throwing a big Thanksgiving dinner.

		12/06/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Camel Filters and Pheremones
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sarah Like Puny Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Can't Afford Hyenas
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/06/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Checkbook
	When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra.

		12/06/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Ride Along
	Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert.

		12/06/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Family Bed
	When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent'sbed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a goodnight's sleep.

		12/06/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Good Girls
	Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better thanshe likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces.

		12/06/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	T-Ball
	Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list."

		12/06/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Watch
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bubble Boy
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cheever Letters
	As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire.

		12/06/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Opera
	A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight.

		12/06/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Virgin
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Contest
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Airport
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pick
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Movie
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Visa
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shoes
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/06/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Outing
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/07/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love What You Do for Me
	When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.

		12/07/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Scream
	Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		12/07/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Get Smarter
	In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision.

		12/07/2025 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Pilot
	Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

		12/07/2025 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Supertramp
	Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

		12/07/2025 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	Journey to the Center of Attention
	Blanche brings a lonely Dorothy down to the Rusty Anchor for a night of excitement. However, Blanche had no intention of being pushed off her throne by Dorothy, who begins singing and instantly becomes the center of attention.

		12/07/2025 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	Midwinter Night's Dream (1)
	A full moon on Leap Year prompts Blanche to throw a Moonlight Madness Party, but her plans go drastically awry when Dorothy gets all of the attention. Rose contemplates marrying Miles after winning a free honeymoon to Paris.

		12/07/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Midwinter Night's Dream (2)
	The full moon and festivities prompt strange happenings including Blanche's jewelry being swiped, Sophia trying to break a curse, and Dorothy and Miles sharing a passionate kiss.

		12/07/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	Rose: Portrait of a Woman
	It's Miles's birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club. However, Blanche gives her an idea that would spice up her relationship - naughty pictures. Meanwhile, Dorothy begins a new job.

		12/07/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	Home Again, Rose (1)
	Rose, having missed her class reunion, lets Blanche talk her into attending one and posing as classmates. Dorothy is named queen of the prom, but the excitement is halted when Rose collapses and is rushed into heart surgery.

		12/07/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	Home Again, Rose (2)
	Rose undergoes a triple bypass and the girls fear for her life. Meanwhile, Rose's jealous daughter, Kirsten, arrives and refuses to see past her mother's strange living arrangement.

		12/07/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)
	Blanche dumps her visiting uncle, Lucas, on Dorothy, so the two trick Blanche by saying they're engaged. When Rose announces she plans to move, Lucas decides to reveal the truth, but instead proposes to Dorothy for real.

		12/07/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)
	Dorothy accepts Lucas's marriage proposal and they wed. Blanche, Rose, and Dorothy say a tearful goodbye with Dorothy planning on moving to Atlanta. Meanwhile, Sophia makes a final decision on where she wants to live.

		12/07/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Pilot
	Dorothy's mother, Sophia, moves in with Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose. Blanche's latest boyfriend, Harry, proposes, but Rose has a bad feeling about their impending marriage.

		12/07/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?
	Dorothy's daughter, Kate, visits and announces her engagement. Dorothy is thrilled until she realizes her ex-husband Stan will be invited to the wedding.

		12/07/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Rose the Prude
	Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom.

		12/07/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	That Was Saliva, Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	An Old Flame With a New Wick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	I Remember The Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	No Sniffing, No Wowing
	Charlie begins a sexual relationship with Alan's divorce attorney Laura (Heather Locklear), but when Charlie tries to get out of the arrangement, Alan suffers.

		12/07/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
	Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues. Charlie tries to solve Alan's recurring sleepwalking problem. Guest Star: Jane Lynch

		12/07/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Just Like Buffalo
	When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back.

		12/07/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Feel My Finger?
	One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy.

		12/07/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Bag Full of Jawea
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Go Get Mommy's Bra
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 3:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Bad News from the Clinic?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 3:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 4:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 4:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yes, Monsignor
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/07/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Old Man
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/07/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Implant
	Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants.

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