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		12/13/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Don't Make Me Over
	A glamorous Roseanne emerges from her Mother's Day makeover at the Beauty Box, only to discover Becky and Darlene have an ulterior motive behind their very thoughtful gift.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Don't Make Me Over Localized description: A glamorous Roseanne emerges from her Mother's Day makeover at the Beauty Box, only to discover Becky and Darlene have an ulterior motive behind their very thoughtful gift.
		12/13/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	Aliens
	Becky is distraught when Roseanne and Dan inform her that their economic woes have put her college plans on hold.

		12/13/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	Terms of Estrangement (Part 1 of 2)
	Roseanne and Dan try to keep laughing so they won't start crying as their motorcycle shop goes out of business. Meanwhile, Becky's boyfriend Mark is offered a fabulous job in another state, so they decide to elope.

		12/13/2025 5:48 am	Roseanne	Terms of Estrangement (Part 2 of 2)
	Roseanne tries to lift Dan's spirits when he feels like a failure over the loss of his motorcycle shop. Also, Becky and Mark return from their elopement to face a bitter Dan and Roseanne.

		12/13/2025 6:24 am	Roseanne	The Dark Ages
	When the Conners can't pay their electric bill, they're left in the dark.literally.Roseanne and Dan jump to the wrong conclusion when they discover Darlene'sboyfriend spent the night in their room during the blackout.

		12/13/2025 7:00 am	Roseanne	Mommy Nearest
	Roseanne and Jackie's mother comes to town with shocking news. She's moving to Lanford! To ease the blow, she's giving her children thousands of dollars. Also, Jackie begins dating a much younger man.

		12/13/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Pretty in Black
	It's Darlene's sweet sixteen and Roseanne plans a nightmarish surprise party.In a futile attempt at revenge, Darlene dyes her hair jet black. Meanwhile,Roseanne entertains the notion of investing in Jackie's business idea.

		12/13/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
	Roseanne and Jackie have trouble securing a bank loan for the business, and their worst nightmare becomes a reality - they must turn to their mother for help. Mom agrees under one condition; she wants to be a partner!

		12/13/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Ladies' Choice
	Roseanne begins to feel her age when her mom moves into a retirement home.Meanwhile, Nancy drops a bombshell on Roseanne and Jackie by confessing toher relationship with another woman.

		12/13/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	A Lungful of Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Smell the Umbrella Stand
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Low Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	DoesThis Smell Funny to You?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/13/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Workouts
	Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a morethan regular basis. He can't believe his luck when as a result of Debra's new behavior it's as if he and she were newlyweds again.

		12/13/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Left Back
	While discussing the possibility of having to hold Michael back for another year of preschool, Ray is shocked to discover that he too was left back when he was that age.

		12/13/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Christmas Picture
	Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

		12/13/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What's With Robert?
	When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result ofhis being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy.

		12/13/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bully on the Bus
	Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when theylearn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

		12/13/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Woman
	Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.

		12/13/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.

		12/13/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gymnast
	Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.

		12/13/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup
	Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.

		12/13/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Mom & Pop Store
	George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.

		12/13/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.

		12/13/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		12/13/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Switch
	Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.

		12/13/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.

		12/13/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.

		12/13/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 1
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		12/13/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 2
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		12/14/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What About Barb?
	Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it.

		12/14/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Crash
	When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

		12/14/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Scores
	Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends.

		12/14/2025 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
	After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend.

		12/14/2025 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Let Him Eat Cake
	Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married.

		12/14/2025 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	Transplant
	Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, she learns just what Virginia is after: Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant.

		12/14/2025 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	The Triangle
	Dorothy's date, Dr. Elliot Clayton, makes a pass at Blanche. Dorothy doesn't believe it when Blanche tells her about it, so Blanche orders Dorothy to leave the house.

		12/14/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	On Golden Girls
	Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.

		12/14/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	The Competition
	Dorothy and Blanche bowl against Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will let Sophia go back to Sicily to visit and old beau, and if Dorothy and Blanche win, Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings.

		12/14/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	Break-In
	After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. The girls seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog, and mace. Rose even purchases a gun.

		12/14/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	Blanche and the Younger Man
	Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's "mothering" ways.

		12/14/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	Stan's Return
	Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.

		12/14/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Custody Battle
	Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her.

		12/14/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	A Little Romance
	Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

		12/14/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	That Was No Lady
	Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

		12/14/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	In a Bed of Rose's
	Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.

		12/14/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	That Voodoo That I Do
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Madame and her Special Friend
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Something Salty and Twisted
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		12/14/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Special Tug
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Humiliation is a Visual Medium
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Tongue is Meat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Spit-Covered Cobbler
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 3:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 3:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	And the Plot Moistens
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 4:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Just Once with Aunt Sophie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 4:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	Arguments for the Quickie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/14/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

		12/14/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.

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