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		12/16/2025 7:00 pm	Family Guy	The Peter Principal
	Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: The Peter Principal Localized description: Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel.
		12/16/2025 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Dearly Deported
	Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico.

		12/16/2025 8:00 pm	South Park	The Crap Out
	Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

		12/16/2025 8:30 pm	South Park	AWESOM-O
	When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster.

		12/16/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	Up the Down Steroid
	Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

		12/16/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	You Got F'd in the A
	When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

		12/16/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Goobacks
	Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

		12/16/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	The Jeffersons
	All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down.

		12/16/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Douche and Turd
	When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

		12/16/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Preschool
	For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

		12/17/2025 12:00 am	South Park	Quest For Ratings
	The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

		12/17/2025 12:30 am	South Park	Band in China
	Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.

		12/17/2025 1:00 am	South Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
	The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video.

		12/17/2025 1:30 am	South Park	Cartman's Incredible Gift
	Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

		12/17/2025 2:00 am	South Park	Die Hippie, Die
	Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

		12/17/2025 2:30 am	South Park	Wing
	The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

		12/17/2025 3:00 am	South Park	Best Friends Forever
	Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

		12/17/2025 3:30 am	South Park	The Losing Edge
	If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

		12/17/2025 4:00 am	South Park	The Death of Eric Cartman
	Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

		12/17/2025 4:35 am	South Park	Erection Day
	Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

		12/17/2025 5:10 am	South Park	Marjorine
	The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over.

		12/17/2025 5:45 am	South Park	Follow That Egg
	Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

		12/17/2025 6:15 am	South Park	Trapped in the Closet
	Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

		12/17/2025 6:50 am	South Park	Free Willzyx
	Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

		12/17/2025 7:25 am	South Park	The Return of Chef
	One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.

		12/17/2025 8:00 am	South Park	Smug Alert!
	Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.

		12/17/2025 8:30 am	South Park	A Million Little Fibers
	Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

		12/17/2025 9:00 am	South Park	Manbearpig
	The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

		12/17/2025 9:30 am	South Park	Tsst
	When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

		12/17/2025 10:00 am	South Park	Make Love, Not Warcraft
	The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.

		12/17/2025 10:30 am	South Park	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
	The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

		12/17/2025 11:00 am	South Park	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
	A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.

		12/17/2025 11:30 am	South Park	Hell on Earth 2006
	Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.

		12/17/2025 12:00 pm	South Park	Stanley's Cup
	Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.

		12/17/2025 12:30 pm	South Park	Tonsil Trouble
	After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

		12/17/2025 1:00 pm	South Park	Britney's New Look
	When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

		12/17/2025 1:30 pm	South Park	Major Boobage
	In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

		12/17/2025 2:00 pm	South Park	Canada On Strike
	The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

		12/17/2025 2:30 pm	South Park	EEK, A PENIS!
	While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

		12/17/2025 3:00 pm	South Park	Over Logging
	One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

		12/17/2025 3:30 pm	South Park	Super Fun Time
	While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

		12/17/2025 4:00 pm	South Park	The China Probrem
	The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

		12/17/2025 4:30 pm	South Park	Breast Cancer Show Ever
	Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

		12/17/2025 5:00 pm	South Park	About Last Night…
	About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

		12/17/2025 5:30 pm	South Park	Elementary School Musical
	Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

		12/17/2025 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Take A Letter
	An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.

		12/17/2025 6:30 pm	Family Guy	The New Adventures of Old Tom
	Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.

		12/17/2025 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Run, Chris, Run
	Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys.

		12/17/2025 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Road To India
	Brian falls in love with a tech support girl, so he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention when he's invited to Joe's bingo night.

		12/17/2025 8:00 pm	South Park	Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
	The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.

		12/17/2025 8:30 pm	South Park	Bloody Mary
	Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.

		12/17/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
	The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.

		12/17/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	Le Petit Tourette
	Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

		12/17/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	The Ring
	The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

		12/17/2025 10:30 pm	The Coon	The Coon
	The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

		12/17/2025 11:00 pm	Margaritaville	Margaritaville
	Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

		12/17/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Eat, Pray, Queef
	Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

		12/18/2025 12:00 am	South Park	Fishsticks
	A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

		12/18/2025 12:30 am	Pinewood Derby	Pinewood Derby
	Randy has a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy in this year's Pinewood Derby.

		12/18/2025 1:00 am	South Park	Fatbeard
	Cartman's dream of living the life of a pirate will come true if he can just get to Somalia.

		12/18/2025 1:30 am	South Park	Dead Celebrities
	Dead Celebrities - Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

		12/18/2025 2:00 am	South Park	Butters' Bottom Bitch
	Butters' Bottom Bitch - Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

		12/18/2025 2:30 am	South Park	W.T.F.
	W.T.F. - After attending their first WWE match, all the boys want to be professional wrestlers.

		12/18/2025 3:00 am	South Park	Whale Whores
	Stan takes action to stop the Japanese from killing the world's whales and dolphins.

		12/18/2025 3:30 am	South Park	Sexual Healing
	Sexual Healing - The latest in scientific testing reveals that some of the boys at South Park Elementary have a sex addiction problem.

		12/18/2025 4:00 am	South Park	The Crap Out
	Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

		12/18/2025 4:30 am	South Park	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs
	The Tale Of Scrotie McBoogerballs - The boys are given a controversial book to read in school and it inspires them to write one of their own.

		12/18/2025 5:00 am	South Park	Medicinal Fried Chicken
	Medicinal Fried Chicken - Cartman's favorite restaurant has been replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his fried chicken back.

		12/18/2025 5:30 am	South Park	You Have 0 Friends
	When Kyle begs Stan to “friend” him, Stan gets sucked into Facebook.

		12/18/2025 6:00 am	South Park	Crippled Summer
	Crippled Summer - Jimmy and Timmy are off to summer camp with all their handicapable friends.

		12/18/2025 6:30 am	South Park	Poor and Stupid
	Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he's willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.

		12/18/2025 7:00 am	South Park	It's A Jersey Thing
	New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time. Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

		12/18/2025 7:30 am	South Park	Insheeption
	When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

		12/18/2025 8:00 am	South Park	Crème Fraiche
	Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

		12/18/2025 8:30 am	South Park	HumancentiPad
	Kyle is intimately involved in the development of a revolutionary new product called HumancentiPad.

		12/18/2025 9:00 am	South Park	Funnybot
	Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.

		12/18/2025 9:30 am	South Park	Royal Pudding
	The Prince of Canada is about to take a Princess and Ike is obsessed with the Royal Wedding.

		12/18/2025 10:00 am	South Park	T.M.I.
	Cartman throws a fit when the boys' penis sizes are posted on the school bulletin board, and is sent to anger management therapy.

		12/18/2025 10:30 am	South Park	Crack Baby Athletic Association
	Kyle gets in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, The Crack Baby Athletic Association.

		12/18/2025 11:00 am	South Park	City Sushi
	Butters is diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.

		12/18/2025 11:30 am	South Park	You're Getting Old
	Just after Stan's 10th birthday, his worldview starts to change and so do his friendships.

		12/18/2025 12:00 pm	South Park	Ass Burgers
	Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.

		12/18/2025 12:30 pm	South Park	The Last of the Meheecans
	Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

		12/18/2025 1:00 pm	South Park	Bass to Mouth
	The kids' most scandalous secrets are being leaked on an outrageous new gossip website.

		12/18/2025 1:30 pm	South Park	Broadway Bro Down
	After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

		12/18/2025 2:00 pm	South Park	1%
	The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.

		12/18/2025 2:35 pm	South Park	A History Channel Thanksgiving
	The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

		12/18/2025 3:10 pm	South Park	The Poor Kid
	Kenny ends up in the foster care system after his parents are arrested.

		12/18/2025 3:45 pm	South Park	Reverse Cowgirl
	When one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after he uses the bathroom, an unspeakable tragedy occurs.

		12/18/2025 4:20 pm	South Park	Cash For Gold
	Cartman launches his own gem shopping channel.

		12/18/2025 4:55 pm	South Park	Faith Hilling
	The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

		12/18/2025 5:30 pm	South Park	Butterballs
	Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.

		12/18/2025 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Bookie of the Year
	Peter starts betting on Chris when he becomes a pitcher; Brian and Stewie re-team with Frank Sinatra, Jr. to start an Italian restaurant.

		12/18/2025 6:30 pm	Family Guy	American Gigg-olo
	After the pilots go on strike, Quagmire becomes a gigolo. Meanwhile, Brian works at a hardware store for the health insurance.

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