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		12/18/2025 7:15 pm	King of Queens	Major Disturbance
	Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Major Disturbance Localized description: Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
		12/18/2025 7:50 pm	King of Queens	Ruff Goin'
	When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad.

		12/18/2025 8:25 pm	King of Queens	Brace Yourself
	When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.

		12/18/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		12/18/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		12/18/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		12/18/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		12/18/2025 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

		12/18/2025 11:40 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	House
	When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

		12/19/2025 12:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

		12/19/2025 1:00 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6137
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		12/19/2025 1:30 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6138
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		12/19/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Baby in The House
	Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her.

		12/19/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The County Clerk
	Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse.

		12/19/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Foster Lady
	Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her.

		12/19/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Replacement
	Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement.

		12/19/2025 4:00 am	MASH	Dear Uncle Abdul
	Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo. Mean

		12/19/2025 4:30 am	MASH	Captain's Outrageous
	A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be d

		12/19/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Stars and Stripes
	Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal, on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit fr

		12/19/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Yessir, That's Our Baby
	A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant

		12/19/2025 6:00 am	Gunsmoke	The River Part 1
	A gang of outlaws trying to recover some lost loot run into Marshal Dillon. Dillon is trapped in a shootout with the gang and dives off a cliff into a rushing river in order to get away. He is pulled onto a raft by two runaway

		12/19/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	The River Part 2
	As the gang closes in on Dillon, a new threat develops from a Frenchman the Marshal once saved -- he sees the man making signals to an unseen band of accomplices.

		12/19/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Judgment
	A former convict arrives in Dodge seeking revenge against the man who caused his capture.

		12/19/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Drummer
	A young Indian boy helps redeem an ex-cavalry soldier who was responsible for crippling him during an attack on the boy's village.

		12/19/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Sarah
	Matt Dillon runs into an old flame when he rides into an outlaw hideout. He is passed off as her husband in order to protect him from the lawless band.

		12/19/2025 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy the Marriage Counselor
	Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other.

		12/19/2025 11:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry on Record
	Andy suspects that a traveling record promoter is a con artist, but is proven wrong to Mayberry's profit.

		12/19/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Saves Barney's Morale
	When Barney's over-zealousness causes him to become a laughing stock, Andy tactfully arranges for Barney to regain his status.

		12/19/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and the Gentleman Crook
	A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail.

		12/19/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Cyrano Andy
	Andy plays matchmaker for Barney but finds himself in difficulty when Barney misinterprets his efforts.

		12/19/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie, Housekeepers
	Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days.

		12/19/2025 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Net Worth
	Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck.

		12/19/2025 2:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Let's Fix Robert
	Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship.

		12/19/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Say Uncle
	Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them.

		12/19/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Separation
	Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she isdevastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage.

		12/19/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Paints the House
	Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they havechosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter.

		12/19/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's Birth
	As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independenthis daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, whenthe Barone clan welcomed her into the family.

		12/19/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Angry Family
	Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael.

		12/19/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Roll
	When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years.

		12/19/2025 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Offensive Fowl
	Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.

		12/19/2025 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Mild Bunch
	Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past.

		12/19/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Manhattan Project
	When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it.

		12/19/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Single Spaced
	Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.

		12/19/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	China Syndrome Part 1
	Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding.

		12/19/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	China Syndrome Part 2
	After Doug tells Carrie his plans to leave her, she decides she wants to go to China and adopt the child they were going to get without him. Doug still wants this, so they race to get to the airport to get the baby.

		12/19/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		12/19/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		12/19/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		12/19/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		12/19/2025 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

		12/19/2025 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		12/20/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

		12/20/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		12/20/2025 1:00 am	Roseanne	Stand On Your Man
	Arnie attempts to win back Nancy. Roseanne feels she must tell him Nancy is gay. When a stranger threatens Roseanne at The Lunch Box, Jackie insists that she, Roseanne and Nancy enroll in a self-defense class.

		12/20/2025 1:36 am	Roseanne	Good Girls, Bad Girls
	Darlene attends a rock concert with Molly, but is left to find her own way home when Molly meets a boy. Dan and Roseanne are worried sick when Darlene returns home hours late with an excuse they don't believe.

		12/20/2025 2:12 am	Roseanne	Of Ice and Men
	Dan takes to the ice to help D.J. win a position on the Junior Hockey League team, but D.J.'s position is generally on the floor. Meanwhile, Roseanne's patience is put to the test helping Jackie recover from a broken romance.

		12/20/2025 2:48 am	Roseanne	Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2)
	Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending time with Fisher.

		12/20/2025 3:24 am	Roseanne	War and Peace (Part 2 of 2)
	Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

		12/20/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Lanford Daze
	D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business.

		12/20/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	Wait Til Your Father Gets Home
	After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways.

		12/20/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	First Cousin, Twice Removed
	Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams.

		12/20/2025 5:48 am	Roseanne	Lose a Job, Winnebago
	In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child.

		12/20/2025 6:24 am	Roseanne	It's a Boy
	Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay.

		12/20/2025 7:00 am	Roseanne	It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
	Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks.

		12/20/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Santa Claus
	Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

		12/20/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
	A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

		12/20/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	White Trash Christmas
	The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

		12/20/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Who is This Vod Kanockers?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	Release the Dogs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kissing Abe Lincoln
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		12/20/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Castrating Sheep in Montana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Don't Worry Speed Racer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Damn Stalker
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Young People Have Phlegm Too
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Odd Man Out
	Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend.

		12/20/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Ring
	It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.

		12/20/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Sculpture
	Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

		12/20/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Goes Downstairs
	After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs.

		12/20/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jealous Robert
	When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly.

		12/20/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		12/20/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

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