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		12/20/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Lanford Daze
	D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Lanford Daze Localized description: D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business.
		12/20/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	Wait Til Your Father Gets Home
	After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways.

		12/20/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	First Cousin, Twice Removed
	Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams.

		12/20/2025 5:48 am	Roseanne	Lose a Job, Winnebago
	In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child.

		12/20/2025 6:24 am	Roseanne	It's a Boy
	Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay.

		12/20/2025 7:00 am	Roseanne	It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
	Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks.

		12/20/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Santa Claus
	Roseanne is concerned when Darlene's new friend turns out not to be a peer--- but a woman Roseanne's age.

		12/20/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
	A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

		12/20/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	White Trash Christmas
	The neighborhood association decides to lay down the law and dictate how much people can decorate for Christmas. So Roseanne and Dan shoot for a world record in tackiness. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Becky clash over college funds.

		12/20/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Who is This Vod Kanockers?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	A Pot-Smokin' Monkey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	Release the Dogs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kissing Abe Lincoln
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		12/20/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Castrating Sheep in Montana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Don't Worry Speed Racer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Damn Stalker
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Young People Have Phlegm Too
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/20/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Odd Man Out
	Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend.

		12/20/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Ring
	It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.

		12/20/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Sculpture
	Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture shemade in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

		12/20/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Goes Downstairs
	After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying theyfell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the"broken" stairs.

		12/20/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jealous Robert
	When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly.

		12/20/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		12/20/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		12/20/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		12/20/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		12/20/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		12/20/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		12/20/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		12/20/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		12/20/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		12/20/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		12/20/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		12/20/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		12/21/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		12/21/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		12/21/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		12/21/2025 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		12/21/2025 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		12/21/2025 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Truth Will Out
	Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

		12/21/2025 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	Nice and Easy
	Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

		12/21/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Operation
	Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

		12/21/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	Second Motherhood
	Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

		12/21/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	Adult Education
	Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

		12/21/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Flu
	A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

		12/21/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	Job Hunting
	Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out.

		12/21/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Ambitions
	Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

		12/21/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy
	Blanche's father, Big Daddy, visits and announces he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Sophia places a "curse" on a neighbor who won't remove his tree that fell onto the lanai.

		12/21/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
	The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

		12/21/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
	Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.

		12/21/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		12/21/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		12/21/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	I Merely Slept with a Commie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Anteaters,They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Prostitutes and Gelato
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Media Room Slash Dungeon
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	City of Great Racks
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Help Daddy Find His Toenail
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 3:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 3:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tight's Good
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 4:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kinda Like Necrophilia
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 4:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		12/21/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		12/21/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

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