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		12/20/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Bizarro Jerry Localized description: Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
		12/20/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		12/20/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		12/20/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		12/20/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		12/20/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		12/20/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		12/20/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		12/20/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		12/20/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		12/21/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		12/21/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		12/21/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		12/21/2025 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		12/21/2025 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		12/21/2025 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Truth Will Out
	Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

		12/21/2025 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	Nice and Easy
	Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

		12/21/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Operation
	Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

		12/21/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	Second Motherhood
	Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

		12/21/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	Adult Education
	Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

		12/21/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Flu
	A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

		12/21/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	Job Hunting
	Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out.

		12/21/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Ambitions
	Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

		12/21/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy
	Blanche's father, Big Daddy, visits and announces he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Sophia places a "curse" on a neighbor who won't remove his tree that fell onto the lanai.

		12/21/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
	The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

		12/21/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
	Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.

		12/21/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		12/21/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		12/21/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	I Merely Slept with a Commie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Anteaters,They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Prostitutes and Gelato
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Media Room Slash Dungeon
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	City of Great Racks
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Help Daddy Find His Toenail
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 3:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 3:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tight's Good
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 4:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kinda Like Necrophilia
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 4:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/21/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		12/21/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		12/21/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

		12/21/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Susie
	While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.

		12/21/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pothole
	As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.

		12/21/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The English Patient
	Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.

		12/21/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Nap
	As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.

		12/21/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.

		12/21/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Millennium
	As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.

		12/21/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Muffin Tops
	Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.

		12/21/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Summer of George
	After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.

		12/21/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		12/21/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.

		12/22/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		12/22/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Rage Against the Christine
	Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

		12/22/2025 1:00 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6142
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		12/22/2025 1:30 am	The Drew Barrymore Show	The Drew Barrymore Show 6141
	The Drew Barrymore Show is optimism TV, bringing information, inspiration, and entertainment to the daytime audience.

		12/22/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

		12/22/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Singer in Town
	Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.

		12/22/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Girlfriend
	Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach.

		12/22/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Lodge
	Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

		12/22/2025 4:00 am	MASH	Bottle Fatigue
	Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworth

		12/22/2025 4:35 am	MASH	Heal Thyself
	Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into

		12/22/2025 5:10 am	MASH	Old Soldiers
	Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of ram

		12/22/2025 5:45 am	Gunsmoke	The Fugitives
	An outlaw's young brother is seriously injured in an accident and Doc is held captive to treat him.

		12/22/2025 6:50 am	Gunsmoke	Eleven Dollars
	A spinster seeking a new life rides off to Abilene. Festus, riding after the girl to deliver some money due her, is bushwacked by a pair of down and out hide hunters.

		12/22/2025 7:55 am	Gunsmoke	Milligan
	A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlawin the back.

		12/22/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Tatum
	An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it.

		12/22/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Sodbusters
	Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights.

		12/22/2025 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The New Doctor
	Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he becomes convinced that the new young doctor in town is trying to beat his time with her.

		12/22/2025 11:36 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Plaque for Mayberry
	The town drunk turns out to be the only living descendent of a Revolutionary War hero, much to the dismay of the Mayberry mayor.

		12/22/2025 12:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Inspector
	A state inspector learns some unique but result-getting police methods employed by the Mayberry sheriff.

		12/22/2025 12:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie Saves a Female
	Andy and Ellie give the Cinderella treatment to a farmer's daughter.

		12/22/2025 1:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Quiet Sam
	Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable

		12/22/2025 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	It's Supposed to be Fun
	While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting thehang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line,Ray is mortified.

		12/22/2025 2:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Older Women
	It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date.

		12/22/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Raybert
	Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But whenthe woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing.

		12/22/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Kicker
	While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting fieldgoal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him.

		12/22/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Season's Greetings
	Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

		12/22/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Tissues
	When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation.

		12/22/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Snow Day
	Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy findthemselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totallyupsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank.

		12/22/2025 6:05 pm	King of Queens	Pilot
	Carrie and Doug were happy. Doug had just gotten the perfect basement; it had a big screen TV, a fooseball table, everything he could ever want. But when Carrie's father has to move in with them, Doug loses his basement.

		12/22/2025 6:40 pm	King of Queens	Fat City
	Doug sees and old picture of Carrie's mother. She was young, hot, and skinny, just like Carrie. But then he sees another with her bigger than him. Afraid this might happen to Carrie he tries to trick her into dieting with him.

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