Schedules

📅

		12/27/2025 1:36 am	Roseanne	Promises, Promises
	Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.
Localized series title: Roseanne Localized episode title: Promises, Promises Localized description: Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.
		12/27/2025 2:12 am	Roseanne	Glengarry, Glen Rosey
	The old house Roseanne and Dan fixed up to sell languishes on the market after Roger abruptly skips town.

		12/27/2025 2:48 am	Roseanne	Tooth or Consequences
	Darlene must choose between David and her future when she gets accepted to a college for the arts in Chicago. Roseanne gets a visit from the new health inspector: her old boss Leon.

		12/27/2025 3:24 am	Roseanne	Daughters and Other Strangers
	Dan and Roseanne decide to let Darlene go to art school in Chicago, but will Darlene leave David to pursue her future? Meanwhile, at a birthday party, "Seven Minutes In Heaven" turns DJ into a new man.

		12/27/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Two Down, One to Go
	Darlene is going away to college in Chicago and, as a result, Roseanne is faced with saying goodbye to another daughter. In the hope of keeping Darlene from moving, David makes a last minute attempt and proposes marriage.

		12/27/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	The Mommy's Curse
	Jackie agrees to date Dan's co-worker, Fred, if Roseanne agrees to fire Bev from working at the diner. The plan backfires when Bev plans to sell her share of the diner to Leon.

		12/27/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	Party Politics
	Roseanne suspects that Darlene and DJ are teaming up against her. Fred attempts to win Jackie back.

		12/27/2025 5:48 am	Roseanne	A Stash from the Past
	The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.

		12/27/2025 6:24 am	Roseanne	Be My Baby
	Roseanne wants another baby. But to everyone's surprise, Jackie breaks thenews about being in the "family way" - sending Roseanne into a swirl of activitypreparing for Jackie's maternity.

		12/27/2025 7:00 am	Roseanne	Homeward Bound
	Roseanne is suspicious when David moves out of the Conner household upon Darlene's impromptu visit. DJ experiences puberty.

		12/27/2025 7:30 am	Roseanne	Guilt by Imagination
	Dan's old girlfriend drops by for a lunch date. Roseanne imagines some romantic fantasies of her own with Fabio.

		12/27/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Homecoming
	The Conner family celebrates the anniversary of Dan's brightest moment as a football player. Becky returns home, seeking marriage advice from Roseanne.

		12/27/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Thanksgiving '93
	In the midst of the Conner clan's Thanksgiving celebration, a fight breaks out and a long hidden, dark family secret is revealed. As a result, emotions fly and Bev flees the house.

		12/27/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 9:36 am	Two and a Half Men	For the Sake of the Child
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 10:12 am	Two and a Half Men	Give Me Your Thumb
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 10:48 am	Two and a Half Men	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 11:24 am	Two and a Half Men	That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		12/27/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yay, No Polyps!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Crude and Uncalled For
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tinkle Like a Princess
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Found Your Moustache
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/27/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pet the Bunny
	The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too.

		12/27/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who Am I
	When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenilepursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend abook reading where Ray falls asleep.

		12/27/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Needs Money
	After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Rayand Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.

		12/27/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sigh
	Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give herexclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Rayrealizes he's made a huge mistake.

		12/27/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Annoying Kid
	Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household.

		12/27/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

		12/27/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Clip Show - Part 1
	A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production.

		12/27/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Clip Show - Part 2
	A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production.

		12/27/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		12/27/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		12/27/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		12/27/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

		12/27/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.

		12/27/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

		12/27/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

		12/27/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		12/27/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		12/28/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Doctor Little Man
	Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance.

		12/28/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Curious Case of Britney B
	MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent.

		12/28/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Nuts
	Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through.

		12/28/2025 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
	Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date.

		12/28/2025 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love Woo, I Hate You
	Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing.

		12/28/2025 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	The Way We Met
	One night after watching "Psycho," the girls find it hard to sleep so they stay up and reminisce about how they all came to live with one another.

		12/28/2025 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	End of the Curse
	Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test which indicates she's pregnant. After visiting her doctor, she learns the truth that she's beginning menopause. Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia go into the mink breeding business.

		12/28/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Ladies of the Evening
	The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Dressed up to attend a Burt Reynolds movie premiere, the girls are caught in a hotel raid, mistaken as prostitutes, and dragged off to jail.

		12/28/2025 4:36 am	The Golden Girls	Take Him, He's Mine
	Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche, but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

		12/28/2025 5:12 am	The Golden Girls	It's a Miserable Life
	The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.

		12/28/2025 5:48 am	The Golden Girls	Isn't It Romantic
	Dorothy's friend Jean comes to visit and Dorothy doesn't tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. After spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR prompts Sophia to rent "dirty movies."

		12/28/2025 6:24 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy's Little Lady
	Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and announces he's engaged. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee, who happens to be younger than her. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a Miami song writing contest.

		12/28/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Family Affair
	Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and they become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.

		12/28/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Vacation
	The girls' dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure. While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener.

		12/28/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Joust Between Friends
	Dorothy is searching for part-time work, so Blanche gets her a job at the museum. Then Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for. Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.

		12/28/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Love, Rose
	Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.

		12/28/2025 9:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 9:30 am	Two and a Half Men	I Called Him Magoo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 10:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 10:30 am	Two and a Half Men	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 11:00 am	Two and a Half Men	A Pudding-Filled Cactus
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 11:30 am	Two and a Half Men	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 12:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 12:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Twanging Your Magic Clanger
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Crazy Bitch Gazette
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Springtime on a Stick
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Good Time in Central Africa
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 2:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 3:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Dead From the Waist Down
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 3:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 4:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 4:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	Lookin' For Japanese Subs
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		12/28/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		12/28/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

TV Land

Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 03/21/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 • Country: United States •Language: English

New Episodes
Free TV Premiere
New on this channel