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		12/30/2025 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Married With Cancer
	Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: Married With Cancer Localized description: Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
		12/30/2025 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Dead Dog Walking
	Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, so at Peter's suggestion, he lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.

		12/30/2025 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Big Trouble in Little Quahog
	Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.

		12/30/2025 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Regarding Carter
	Carter gives Lois a surprising birthday present that leads to an unfortunate accident, leaving him dependent on the Griffins' care.

		12/30/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	The Biggest Douche in the Universe
	When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

		12/30/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	My Future Self n' Me
	A 32-year-old man arrives in South Park claiming to be Stan from the future, and Cartman goes into the business of revenge.

		12/30/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Krazy Kripples
	When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.

		12/30/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	Toilet Paper
	After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.

		12/30/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Canceled
	The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.

		12/30/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Fat Butt and Pancake Head
	The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.

		12/31/2025 12:00 am	South Park	Lil' Crime Stoppers
	After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.

		12/31/2025 12:30 am	South Park	Red Man's Greed
	Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.

		12/31/2025 1:00 am	South Park	South Park Is Gay
	The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.

		12/31/2025 1:30 am	South Park	Christian Rock Hard
	Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.

		12/31/2025 2:00 am	South Park	Grey Dawn
	After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.

		12/31/2025 2:30 am	South Park	Casa Bonita
	When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing."

		12/31/2025 3:00 am	South Park	All About Mormons?
	When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.

		12/31/2025 3:30 am	South Park	Raisins
	The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams.

		12/31/2025 4:00 am	South Park	Good Times With Weapons
	After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.

		12/31/2025 4:30 am	South Park	AWESOM-O
	When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster.

		12/31/2025 5:00 am	South Park	Up the Down Steroid
	Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

		12/31/2025 5:30 am	Grown Ups	Grown Ups
	After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

		12/31/2025 7:45 am	Grown Ups 2	Grown Ups 2
	After Lenny (Adam Sandler) moves back home, he and his childhood pals (Chris Rock, David Spade and Kevin James) must deal with aging, family life and bullies.

		12/31/2025 10:00 am	Happy Gilmore	Happy Gilmore CC
	Starring Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore takes his impressive hockey skills to the PGA Tour in order to win some money to save his grandmother's home.

		12/31/2025 12:00 pm	Big Daddy	Big Daddy CC
	After finding a young boy abandoned at his apartment, a lazy law school grad (Adam Sandler) poses as his more successful friend and becomes an unlikely foster father.

		12/31/2025 2:00 pm	Grown Ups	Grown Ups
	After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.

		12/31/2025 4:15 pm	Grown Ups 2	Grown Ups 2
	After Lenny (Adam Sandler) moves back home, he and his childhood pals (Chris Rock, David Spade and Kevin James) must deal with aging, family life and bullies.

		12/31/2025 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Stand By Meg
	Stewie vows to make Meg's life better after she saves him from choking; Chris is sent to a vocational school.

		12/31/2025 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Griffin Winter Games
	Meg takes the family by surprise when she makes the US Winter Olympics team.

		12/31/2025 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Con Heiress
	Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy old heiress with a long name. Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

		12/31/2025 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Pawtucket Pete
	When the Pawtucket Brewery's new bosses take over and want to change the company's mascot after the original boss Angela dies, Peter and Brian go head-to-head to become the new face.

		12/31/2025 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Hefty Shades of Gray
	Tom Tucker teaches Peter how to report fake news; Brian and Stewie help Chris improve his love life.

		12/31/2025 9:00 pm	Family Guy	Trump Guy
	The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.

		12/31/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	You Got F'd in the A
	When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

		12/31/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Goobacks
	Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

		12/31/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	The Jeffersons
	All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down.

		12/31/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Douche and Turd
	When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

		12/31/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Preschool
	For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

		01/01/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Up the Down Steroid
	Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.

		01/01/2026 12:30 am	South Park	You Got F'd in the A
	When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

		01/01/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Quest For Ratings
	The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

		01/01/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
	The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video.

		01/01/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Cartman's Incredible Gift
	Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

		01/01/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Die Hippie, Die
	Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

		01/01/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Wing
	The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

		01/01/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Best Friends Forever
	Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

		01/01/2026 4:00 am	South Park	The Losing Edge
	If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

		01/01/2026 4:30 am	South Park	The Death of Eric Cartman
	Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

		01/01/2026 5:00 am	South Park	Erection Day
	Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

		01/01/2026 5:30 am	South Park	Marjorine
	The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over.

		01/01/2026 6:00 am	South Park	Follow That Egg
	Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

		01/01/2026 6:30 am	South Park	Trapped in the Closet
	Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

		01/01/2026 7:00 am	South Park	Free Willzyx
	Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

		01/01/2026 7:30 am	South Park	The Return of Chef
	One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.

		01/01/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Smug Alert!
	Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.

		01/01/2026 8:30 am	South Park	A Million Little Fibers
	Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

		01/01/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Manbearpig
	The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

		01/01/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Tsst
	When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

		01/01/2026 10:00 am	South Park	Make Love, Not Warcraft
	The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.

		01/01/2026 10:30 am	South Park	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
	The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

		01/01/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
	A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.

		01/01/2026 11:30 am	South Park	Hell on Earth 2006
	Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.

		01/01/2026 12:00 pm	South Park	Stanley's Cup
	Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.

		01/01/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	Cartman Sucks
	Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”.

		01/01/2026 1:00 pm	South Park	Sermon on the ‘Mount
	When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message.

		01/01/2026 1:30 pm	South Park	Sickofancy
	Towelie goes to Washington, D.C.

		01/01/2026 2:00 pm	South Park	Wok is Dead
	Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday.

		01/01/2026 2:30 pm	South Park	Conflict of Interest
	Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.

		01/01/2026 3:00 pm	South Park	Twisted Christian
	Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist.

		01/01/2026 3:30 pm	South Park	The Woman In The Hat
	The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing. While Stan worries that South Park has become too political.

		01/01/2026 4:00 pm	South Park	Sora Not Sorry
	Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality.

		01/01/2026 4:30 pm	South Park	Turkey Trot
	The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

		01/01/2026 5:00 pm	South Park	The Crap Out
	Satan's due, Stan's praying, and only a Christmas miracle can deliver the Antichrist on time.

		01/01/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Bri, Robot
	Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor.

		01/01/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Trans-Fat
	Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender.

		01/01/2026 6:30 pm	Family Guy	No Giggity, No Doubt
	Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting.

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