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01/07/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins when he gets fired for fat-shaming Chris at school; Brian sues Stewie for portraying him as an idiot in a series of children's books. | |||||
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01/07/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. | |||||
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01/07/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. | |||||
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01/07/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The children of South Park claim to have seen Mr. Garrison lurking around town. The townspeople are angry that the president is scaring their children. | |||||
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01/07/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test. | |||||
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01/07/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church. | |||||
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01/07/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Mr. Hankey's offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the director of the annual Christmas pageant. Meanwhile at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship. | |||||
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01/07/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming. | |||||
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01/07/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The kids plan to use the latest revolution in mobility to get more candy on Halloween than they have ever gotten before. | |||||
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01/07/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman has been diagnosed with anxiety. | |||||
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01/08/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| South Park is chosen to be the home for Amazon's newest Fulfillment Center. | |||||
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01/08/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys' chance of winning the Bike Parade is in jeopardy when Kenny quits. | |||||
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01/08/2026 1:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp. | |||||
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01/08/2026 1:30 am |
South Park |
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| Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China. | |||||
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01/08/2026 2:00 am |
South Park |
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| Randy celebrates the success of Tegridy Farms while Cartman refuses to get a shot. | |||||
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01/08/2026 2:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack. | |||||
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01/08/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| It's Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem. | |||||
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01/08/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up. | |||||
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01/08/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits. | |||||
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01/08/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome. | |||||
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01/08/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| Scott Malkinson's desperate to impress the new girl in his class. | |||||
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01/08/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's Holiday Season. | |||||
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01/08/2026 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade class is banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year. | |||||
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01/08/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time. | |||||
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01/08/2026 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job. | |||||
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01/08/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship. | |||||
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01/08/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers. | |||||
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01/08/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about. | |||||
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01/08/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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01/08/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy. | |||||
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01/08/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket. | |||||
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01/08/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George. | |||||
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01/08/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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01/08/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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01/08/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| On Valentine's Day, the public displays of affection between Michael and Holly make everyone uncomfortable, and Gabe designs a romantic treasure hunt for Erin. | |||||
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01/08/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| After 11 years of writing, shooting, reshooting and editing, Michael is finally ready to present his long-awaited action movie, "Threat Level Midnight," to his coworkers. | |||||
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01/08/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael's best friend Todd Packer takes a desk job in the office, and Andy battles office administrator Pam for a new computer. | |||||
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01/08/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The office holds its first-ever garage sale in the warehouse, and Michael finally pops the question to Holly. | |||||
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01/08/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| As Deangelo takes over as the new manager, Jim and Pam worry that they've come on too strong, and Dwight remains apathetic about the new leader. | |||||
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01/08/2026 2:35 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael trains Deangeleo to take over the task of hosting the Dundie Awards, and Erin struggles with her relationship with Gabe. | |||||
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01/08/2026 3:10 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael steels himself for his move to Colorado and says goodbye to each of his employees. | |||||
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01/08/2026 3:45 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam takes off to see a movie before Michael can say goodbye to her, not knowing that he's departing for Colorado that day. | |||||
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01/08/2026 4:20 pm |
The Office |
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| Deangelo's true management style is finally revealed. | |||||
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01/08/2026 4:55 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim, Toby and Gabe interview candidates for Dunder Mifflin Scranton's open manager job. | |||||
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01/08/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The search for a new manager heats up, and Dwight makes his play for the job. | |||||
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01/08/2026 6:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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01/08/2026 6:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois becomes the target of Connie's antics when she gets a job as the high school's music teacher. | |||||
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01/08/2026 7:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal who is now a successful millionaire dog reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered; Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes. | |||||
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01/08/2026 7:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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01/08/2026 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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01/08/2026 8:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it. | |||||
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01/08/2026 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town. | |||||
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01/08/2026 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets. | |||||
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01/08/2026 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school. | |||||
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01/08/2026 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado. | |||||
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01/08/2026 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle. | |||||
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01/08/2026 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the residents of South Park face their possible demise, Jesus returns to give them an important message. | |||||
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01/09/2026 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie goes to Washington, D.C. | |||||
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01/09/2026 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters experiences the reality of tariffs when he has to buy a Labubu doll for his girlfriend's birthday. | |||||
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01/09/2026 1:00 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| Cleveland's determination to attend an all-you-can-eat shrimp cruise ends up getting him addicted to energy supplements and kidnapped by pirates. | |||||
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01/09/2026 1:24 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| When Freight Train bonds with Junior, Cleveland goes head-to-head with the pair in a two-man golf tournament--choosing the man who kept Freight Train from playing pro-football as his teammate. | |||||
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01/09/2026 1:48 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| After winning a dance contest and being labeled “The Whitest Man in America,” Cleveland decides to retrace his roots with help from his former nanny. | |||||
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01/09/2026 2:12 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| An online video of Donna throwing a frappuccino in Cleveland's face attracts the attention of a music producer who tries stealing Donna away from Cleveland. | |||||
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01/09/2026 2:36 am |
The Cleveland Show |
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| A series of escalating pranks lands Rallo in court, where he's sentenced to serve time in juvenile hall—or so he believes. | |||||
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01/09/2026 3:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students. | |||||
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01/09/2026 3:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman is possessed and may be the key to stopping the Antichrist. | |||||
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01/09/2026 4:00 am |
South Park |
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| The White House deals with a disruptive spirit from the east wing. While Stan worries that South Park has become too political. | |||||
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01/09/2026 4:30 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' AI revenge plan backfires, igniting an epidemic of fake videos at school that leaves Detective Harris struggling to tell fantasy from reality. | |||||
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01/09/2026 5:00 am |
South Park |
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| The town's annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race. | |||||
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01/09/2026 5:30 am |
South Park |
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| The on-going Pandemic presents endless challenges to the citizens of South Park. | |||||
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01/09/2026 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| The citizens of South ParQ are clamoring for the COVID-19 vaccine. A hilarious new militant group tries to stop the boys from getting their teacher vaccinated. | |||||
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01/09/2026 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map. | |||||
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01/09/2026 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population. | |||||
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01/09/2026 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently. | |||||
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01/09/2026 9:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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01/09/2026 9:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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01/09/2026 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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01/09/2026 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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01/09/2026 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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01/09/2026 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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01/09/2026 12:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight takes over as acting manager in Scranton and applies draconian tactics to the office, and Gabe tries to win Erin back. | |||||
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01/09/2026 12:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff accidentally discovers a list of their names in the notebook of the company's mysterious new CEO Robert California, triggering a frenzy of speculation. | |||||
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01/09/2026 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California challenges the office to double their sales, and Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend. | |||||
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01/09/2026 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The warehouse crew quits after winning the lottery, and Darryl struggles to help Andy hire their replacements. | |||||
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01/09/2026 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy throws a garden party at Schrute Farms to impress his parents and Robert California, and Dwight reads a book on how to be a good host. | |||||
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01/09/2026 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Erin struggles to plan the office Halloween party to Andy and Robert's specifications, and Jim and Pam argue about the existence of ghosts. | |||||
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01/09/2026 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight installs a doomsday device in the office in an effort to increase efficiency. | |||||
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01/09/2026 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam suspects that Jim might find the office's new temp attractive, and Robert asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band. | |||||
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01/09/2026 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. | |||||
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01/09/2026 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy is forced to play both sides when Robert California gives mixed signals about his wife working at Dunder Mifflin, and Dwight entices Darryl to join his gym. | |||||
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01/09/2026 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy tries to give everyone the best Christmas ever by granting each of their holiday wishes, and Robert California drowns his sorrows at the office party. | |||||
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01/09/2026 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff crashes Oscar's pub trivia contest in hopes of earning enough money to close a sales gap, and Gabe humors Dwight's pitch for a management job. | |||||
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01/09/2026 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California hosts one last hurrah at his mansion, where Andy misplaces a ring, Erin attempts to make an old flame jealous, and Jim just wants to leave early. | |||||
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01/09/2026 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim returns from jury duty, only to have to deal with Dwight's pesky questions about the case, and Angela and her senator husband welcome their baby. | |||||