Schedules
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01/09/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie and Doug go to her company's retreat, and Carrie, hoping to impress the firm's partners, encourages Doug to be friendly with them, which Doug finds difficult. | |||||
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01/09/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur forbids Halloween to be celebrated in the house, and Doug, fed up with Arthur's demands, defiantly decorates the house with Halloween decorations, which scares Arthur into the hospital. | |||||
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01/09/2026 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Arthur is about to have surgery, & he asks Carrie for his sleep mask. While digging through his things, she finds an old letter from FSU, saying she got into college. She never saw it before, and starts to resent her father. | |||||
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01/09/2026 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie decides it would be a good idea to get life insurance & make sure Arthur has somewhere to go if one of them dies. She gets upset and starts smoking again when she finds out that Doug wouldn't want to take care of him. | |||||
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01/09/2026 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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01/09/2026 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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01/09/2026 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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01/09/2026 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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01/09/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine. | |||||
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01/09/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine. | |||||
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01/10/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan. | |||||
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01/10/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's attraction to Ritchie's teacher, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), causes a scene at a school fundraiser---especially after Ritchie wins a playdate with him. | |||||
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01/10/2026 1:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps. | |||||
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01/10/2026 1:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners go back in time in this spoof of '50s sitcoms. | |||||
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01/10/2026 2:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie, Roseanne and baby Jerry pick up a hitchhiker and run a truck off the road. Dan's desperate to enjoy having the house to himself. | |||||
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01/10/2026 2:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| D.J. performs in his school's Thanksgiving pageant in which the pilgrims pull out weapons and gun down the Indians "Pulp Fiction" style. D.J.'s Native-American teacher enlightens the parents with his story of Thanksgiving. | |||||
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01/10/2026 3:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan questions the meaning of his life when the band he used to sing with returns to town. Roseanne feels guilty that Dan left to be with her and gets him a little stage time to relive that time. | |||||
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01/10/2026 4:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| The family makes a video for Jerry to watch on his 16th birthday. Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's love letters. D.J. is angry when he discovers his baby book is not filled out. | |||||
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01/10/2026 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne offers to plan Scott and Leon's wedding, creating such a spectacle that Leon gets angry and cancels the ceremony. He and Roseanne have a heart-to-heart and it turns out he has cold feet. | |||||
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01/10/2026 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie is a better salesperson when she and Roseanne get jobs in a grocery store. Jealous, Roseanne starts a food fight. Dan and David fight over D.J. looking up to Mark, resulting in David deciding to move out. | |||||
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01/10/2026 5:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's Aunt Harriet leaves her several hundred dollars and she takes the family out to a fancy dinner. Darlene shows up, alienating her family with job news, which agitates Dan. D.J. buys a trombone with his money. | |||||
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01/10/2026 6:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's feeling depressed and Mark invites the Conners over, which blows up in his face. She decides to go back to school, angering Mark, who blames Roseanne for interfering. Meanwhile, David looks for a job and an apartment. | |||||
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01/10/2026 7:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| A visit from Nana Mary and a box of toys from Jackie and Roseanne's childhood brings up old memories. Becky and Darlene cook Bev a birthday dinner. Roseanne invites Scott and Leon to Dan's poker party. | |||||
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01/10/2026 7:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan is torn between the security of his job, and the possibility of making big bucks as part of his friends' construction crew. Jackie becomes addicted to the internet. Later, Dan and his friends celebrate their new job. | |||||
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01/10/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan uses his final big check from the garage to treat the entire family (even Bev) to a vacation at Disney World. | |||||
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01/10/2026 8:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conners enjoy their big family vacation in Disney World. | |||||
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01/10/2026 9:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| David finds a job at a nearby amusement park where everyone must conform to their regimented, militaristic rules. Roseanne's determined to recuse David after she doesn't even recognize him anymore. | |||||
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01/10/2026 9:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| David has a job in Chicago and he and Darlene discuss living together. Darlene suggests marriage and reveals that she's pregnant after their night in Disney World. Dan is upset by this news, but Roseanne takes the news very well | |||||
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01/10/2026 10:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| During a man-on-the-street interview on "Wake Up, Chicago," Roseanne speaks her mind. The producers love her opinionated blue collar outlook so much, they invite her to Chicago to be a guest commentator on the show. | |||||
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01/10/2026 10:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie goes on a date with Bev's ballroom instructor - sending her mother into a jealous tizzy. Roseanne uses Darlene's wedding as a means to get free stuff. | |||||
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01/10/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Darlene and David's wedding day and, in true Conner style, nothing's usual! Dan and Darlene reconcile as Darlene and David exchange marriage vows. Dan's heart trouble increases. | |||||
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01/10/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan recovers from his heart attack. Darlene and David reenact the wedding reception that Dan missed. | |||||
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01/10/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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01/10/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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01/10/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful. | |||||
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01/10/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble. | |||||
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01/10/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive. | |||||
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01/10/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce. | |||||
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01/10/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend. | |||||
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01/10/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast. | |||||
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01/10/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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01/10/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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01/10/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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01/10/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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01/10/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie is cleaning out the freezer she finds part of their wedding cake and Doug and Carrie reflect back to their wedding day. | |||||
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01/10/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug's first instinct is to use an oxygen mask, released accidentally during a plane landing, for himself instead of for Carrie, she is upset, & he tries to prove that he would be willing to risk his life to save her. | |||||
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01/10/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's boss gets his first big case and he needs an expert witness from IPS. When he asks Carrie to get her husband, she is worried he might embarass her so she goes back and forth having Deacon and Doug come. | |||||
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01/10/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets jelous when Doug starts paying a lot of attention to Spence's girlfriend, Becky. She is a great cook and Doug is always talking about her food. Carrie tries to impress Doug with her cooking, but can't do it. | |||||
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01/10/2026 8:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes she can't afford the newly raised tuition at Ritchie's school, she tries to get help from everyone except the person who is offering it freely: Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES). | |||||
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01/10/2026 8:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Annoyed that Ritchie finds his weekends with his dad more fun than his weekdays with her, Christine decides to make Richard responsible for helping Ritchie complete a big homework assignment. | |||||
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01/10/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it. | |||||
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01/10/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage. | |||||
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01/10/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends. | |||||
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01/10/2026 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend. | |||||
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01/10/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married. | |||||
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01/10/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills. | |||||
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01/11/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe. | |||||
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01/11/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). | |||||
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01/11/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school. | |||||
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01/11/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening. | |||||
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01/11/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb. | |||||
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01/11/2026 2:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her. | |||||
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01/11/2026 3:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche, and Sophia's birthday involving her late husband, Sal. | |||||
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01/11/2026 3:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls' friend, Renee, is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out, and her husband's workaholic habits. | |||||
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01/11/2026 4:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk. However, his strange behavior signals that he has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale. | |||||
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01/11/2026 4:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years, including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954. | |||||
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01/11/2026 5:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is shocked when her late-uncle's will leaves her his "Baby," and delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig. Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia are less thrilled until they learn that when Baby dies, Rose gets a large sum of money. | |||||
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01/11/2026 5:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. But when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convinces the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them. | |||||
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01/11/2026 6:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, she has to try to get over her fear of giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fears: Dorothy's of flying and Blanche's of a recurring dream. | |||||
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01/11/2026 7:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future, and writes letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned to get a response and learn that Gorbechev would like to meet her. | |||||
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01/11/2026 7:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away. | |||||
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01/11/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother, the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy. Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia. | |||||
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01/11/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose's cousin, Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to his arranged marriage. When Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, involving Sven, the naive groom falls for her. Sophia tries to renew her driver's license. | |||||
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01/11/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons. | |||||
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01/11/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Constant bickering causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion: they should not live with one another. | |||||
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01/11/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose. However, he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event. | |||||
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01/11/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center. | |||||
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01/11/2026 11:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling left out when he thinks that his father selectively asked his brother to join a CivilWar re-enactment, Ray voluntarily enlists for the Battle of Gettysburg. | |||||
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01/11/2026 11:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's Zia Sarina comes to visit from Italy to help Ally with a school project on family trees, he's thrilled to finally meet a relative whom the whole family likes. Ray thinks it's too good to be true, and he is right. | |||||
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01/11/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond chooses his mother's spaghetti and meatballs over his wife's lemonchicken, Debra gets upset. With good intentions, Ray asks his mom to give Debra cooking lessons. | |||||
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01/11/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how easy it can be to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. He quickly runs out of money and starts bouncing checks, he tries to hide the truth from Debra. | |||||
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01/11/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Spending a shift in the back of Robert's patrol car bores Ray at first. But when Raymond sees his brother risk his life during a hold-up at Nemo's, he gains a new respect for Robert. | |||||
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01/11/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally, claiming that there are monsters in her room, insists on sleeping in her parent'sbed, Ray and Debra do everything they can to slay the monsters so they can get a goodnight's sleep. | |||||
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01/11/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra discovers that her mother-in -law, Marie, likes Robert's girlfriend, Amy, better thanshe likes her because Amy is a “good girl.” Robert lets it slip that Amy is a virgin, and Marie is thrilled to pieces. | |||||
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01/11/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra brings an “unapproved snack” to Ally's T-ball game and Ray doesn't stand up for her, prominently displaying his fear of being disliked. Debra had no idea that pretzels were noton the "approved snack list." | |||||
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01/11/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert's traffic school students complain that his class causes severe insomnia, hepractices on members of his family -- who turn out to be even tougher critics. | |||||
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01/11/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra tries to teach Raymond how to have a “normal” mid-life crisis, like everyone else, after he starts planning his burial. This is triggered by the realization that he's shrinking and is no longer six feet tall. | |||||
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01/11/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gives away all the “baby stuff” at a family garage sale, Ray gets upset that shedoesn't want to have any more children. Ray is surprised to hear that Debra just assumedthey were finished having children. | |||||
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01/11/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Raymond asks Debra why she ever married him, they take a walk back in time tothe very beginning of it all. Raymond is very, very nervous. He's about to propose to hislovely girlfriend Debra and nothing is going right. | |||||
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01/11/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray fears that Debra is more interested in the wedding than in him. With wedding plans in“runaway train” mode, Ray feels lost amid the endless discussion of veils, bands,appetizers, and wedding vows. | |||||
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01/11/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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01/11/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
