Schedules
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01/17/2026 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. | |||||
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01/17/2026 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner. | |||||
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01/17/2026 5:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip. | |||||
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01/17/2026 6:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen. | |||||
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01/17/2026 7:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents. | |||||
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01/17/2026 7:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect. | |||||
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01/17/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky passes gas in front of her date at school. Meanwhile Roseanne makes one last desperate effort to borrow a dress for a formal event. | |||||
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01/17/2026 8:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne refuses to support Jackie when she decides to become a police officer. Meanwhile, sparks fly between two other siblings when Darlene tattles on Becky. | |||||
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01/17/2026 9:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne loses a job due to her inability to work a computer. | |||||
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01/17/2026 9:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's boss offers Roseanne a temporary job. Soon, the Conners realize that the boss is looking for a makeshift family rather than professional friends. | |||||
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01/17/2026 10:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne has a difficult time accepting the fact that Jackie is going away to police training camp. Meanwhile, Becky decides to take Darlene teenage party by passing Darlene off as her sophisticated cousin. | |||||
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01/17/2026 10:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| During Dan's poker night, one of his friends kisses Roseanne. Roseanne wonders if she should tell Dan or if she is overreacting. | |||||
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01/17/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Unable to get any peace and quiet, Roseanne dreams that she is being pampered in paradise after “offing” her family. | |||||
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01/17/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene is embarrassed when her poem is asked to be performed at school. Roseanne and Dan butt heads over whether they should force Darlene to attend. | |||||
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01/17/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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01/17/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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01/17/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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01/17/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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01/17/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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01/17/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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01/17/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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01/17/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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01/17/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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01/17/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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01/17/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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01/17/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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01/17/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie buy presents. She gets an expensive leather jacket, which Doug wants her to return. She finds out that she can keep the jacket for a week & still get a refund, and devises a plan to get new clothes and return them. | |||||
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01/17/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much. | |||||
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01/17/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| During a visit to Doug's parents, Carrie finds out that they have been lying to him since his childhood, because they wanted to protect Doug. At home, Spence introduces his new girlfriend to his mom. | |||||
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01/17/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets upset with Carrie when he finds out that she always lets Arthur have his way, until he finds out he can use this ability in his own advantage to get food, watch the shows he wants and various other things. | |||||
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01/17/2026 8:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another. | |||||
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01/17/2026 8:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones. | |||||
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01/17/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine. | |||||
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01/17/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine. | |||||
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01/17/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up. | |||||
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01/17/2026 10:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club. | |||||
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01/17/2026 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to. | |||||
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01/17/2026 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick. | |||||
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01/18/2026 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date. | |||||
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01/18/2026 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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01/18/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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01/18/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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01/18/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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01/18/2026 2:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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01/18/2026 3:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has gained quite a bit of weight. Visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts her down. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him. | |||||
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01/18/2026 3:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob. | |||||
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01/18/2026 4:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough," so the girls travel to California to compete on the game show. | |||||
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01/18/2026 4:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music. | |||||
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01/18/2026 5:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia announces her intentions of moving out of the house and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together. | |||||
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01/18/2026 5:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together. | |||||
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01/18/2026 6:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date, which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans. | |||||
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01/18/2026 7:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco, claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover Rocco's bag has thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peek at Rose's diary. | |||||
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01/18/2026 7:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him, but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room. | |||||
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01/18/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get. | |||||
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01/18/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's Day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's Days. | |||||
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01/18/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's new boyfriend is a charming Cuban who sweeps her off her feet, but she's not the only one. Blanche discovers he's also been dating Sophia. Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy so she can get a high school diploma. | |||||
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01/18/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| While Sophia organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose sit around discussing what to do. | |||||
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01/18/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved. | |||||
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01/18/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and is a sure winner after altering her qualifications with help from Blanche and Dorothy. Meanwhile, the girls' air conditioning goes out. | |||||
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01/18/2026 11:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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01/18/2026 11:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in theline of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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01/18/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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01/18/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a“Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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01/18/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyonelikes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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01/18/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thusleaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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01/18/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizesthat all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kidsout more often. | |||||
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01/18/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is drivingeveryone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'. | |||||
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01/18/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings. | |||||
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01/18/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quitsthe police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert'smental state. | |||||
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01/18/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife, which prompts them toreminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert'sfailed marriage to Joanne. | |||||
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01/18/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-weekvacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. They do their best to not let Ray's sour mood spoil the trip for them. | |||||
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01/18/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-weekvacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Robert meets the girl of his dreams, who works in a gelato shop. | |||||
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01/18/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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01/18/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
