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01/24/2026 2:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne thinks she may be pregnant. She struggles to hide the news from Dan and the kids until she knows for sure. | |||||
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01/24/2026 3:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne is livid when Dan offers a sizable loan to his friend. After Dan loses out on a big job, he is forced to grovel for money from Jackie. | |||||
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01/24/2026 4:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom. | |||||
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01/24/2026 4:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in! | |||||
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01/24/2026 5:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship. | |||||
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01/24/2026 5:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed. | |||||
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01/24/2026 6:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne endures a particularly emotional “time of the month” with planning Dan's surprise party. | |||||
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01/24/2026 7:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky's popularity skyrockets after she inadvertently makes an inappropriate gesture in a yearbook photo. | |||||
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01/24/2026 7:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne overhears Dan talking in his sleep, dreaming of another woman. Roseanne learns the imaginary woman's identity and sets out to meet her in real life. | |||||
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01/24/2026 8:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| After Becky and Darlene break their curfews one too many times, Roseanne and Dan decide to teach them a lesson about staying out all night. | |||||
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01/24/2026 8:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne. | |||||
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01/24/2026 9:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place! | |||||
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01/24/2026 9:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment. | |||||
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01/24/2026 10:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie. | |||||
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01/24/2026 10:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Dan helps DJ with a school bully. | |||||
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01/24/2026 11:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance. | |||||
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01/24/2026 11:30 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony. | |||||
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01/24/2026 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special "Seinfeld" looks back at the 9 hysterical years of production. | |||||
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01/24/2026 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim. | |||||
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01/24/2026 1:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim. | |||||
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01/24/2026 1:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married. | |||||
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01/24/2026 2:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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01/24/2026 2:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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01/24/2026 3:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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01/24/2026 3:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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01/24/2026 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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01/24/2026 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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01/24/2026 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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01/24/2026 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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01/24/2026 6:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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01/24/2026 6:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job. | |||||
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01/24/2026 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be. | |||||
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01/24/2026 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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01/24/2026 8:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the fifth season premiere, Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding. | |||||
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01/24/2026 8:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged. | |||||
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01/24/2026 9:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine. | |||||
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01/24/2026 9:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After Barb has her lawyer send over divorce papers, Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney, Howard (guest star CORBIN BERNSEN - Psych, L.A. Law), who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony. | |||||
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01/24/2026 10:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine begins seeing a therapist (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK - "Will & Grace"), although it's unclear whether Christine is interested in pursuing therapy or romance. | |||||
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01/24/2026 10:36 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| MARION ROSS ("Happy Days") guest stars as Agnes Ross, an elderly tenant who Matthew and Richard try to force out of an apartment they wish to rent. | |||||
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01/24/2026 11:12 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) points out to Christine her tendency to flake when things get tough, and tries to teach her how to follow through. | |||||
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01/24/2026 11:48 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Richard asks Christine to set him up on a date to help him get over New Christine. Guest star (and real-life wife of series star Clark Gregg) JENNIFER GREY appears as his date. | |||||
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01/25/2026 12:24 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave (recurring guest star JAMES LESURE - "For Your Love," "Las Vegas"), the immigration officer she has been seeing. | |||||
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01/25/2026 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist. | |||||
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01/25/2026 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose? | |||||
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01/25/2026 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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01/25/2026 2:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed. | |||||
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01/25/2026 3:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats." | |||||
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01/25/2026 3:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy prompts Sophia to make amends with her deceased friend's husband, Max, but they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon they announce their engagement. Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club. | |||||
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01/25/2026 4:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay, so the girls put them up. They decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. Dorothy starts smoking again. | |||||
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01/25/2026 4:36 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia accidentally gives away Blanche's jacket (with a winning lottery ticket in the pocket!) They try to get it back from a homeless shelter, but realize how badly the money is needed there, and give the ticket to the shelter. | |||||
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01/25/2026 5:12 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself. | |||||
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01/25/2026 5:48 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Stan breaks the news that he's engaged - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy, which sparks old feelings. She contemplates trying to get back together with Stan. | |||||
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01/25/2026 6:24 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls try to find enough money for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital gives them a piece of inside information: a famous artist is dying. The girls head to an auction to buy one of his paintings. | |||||
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01/25/2026 7:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team. | |||||
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01/25/2026 7:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent. | |||||
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01/25/2026 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls. | |||||
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01/25/2026 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past. | |||||
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01/25/2026 9:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia and takes her to Disney World for the weekend. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories. | |||||
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01/25/2026 9:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show. | |||||
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01/25/2026 10:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings into backing Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery. | |||||
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01/25/2026 10:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's old friend, Trudy, comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself. | |||||
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01/25/2026 11:00 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's collegegirlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates byasking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept. | |||||
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01/25/2026 11:30 am |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the factsof life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to themeaning of life. | |||||
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01/25/2026 12:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins byhimself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that hevoted against her. | |||||
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01/25/2026 12:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debrato reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it,Debra rises to the challenge. | |||||
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01/25/2026 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fightingand not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse. | |||||
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01/25/2026 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her wayto ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other. | |||||
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01/25/2026 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals,they fondly recall the first night they spent together. | |||||
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01/25/2026 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Best of moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond." | |||||
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01/25/2026 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| More "best of" moments from the first six seasons of "Everybody Loves Raymond." | |||||
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01/25/2026 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides tojoin a support group that the family believes is a cult. | |||||
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01/25/2026 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After arguing with Ray over his inability to help with the housework, Debra becomesintrigued when their friends mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Ray is completely against the idea until he meets the counselor. | |||||
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01/25/2026 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ally's teacher, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessiveworkload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him amountain of material for review and evaluation. | |||||
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01/25/2026 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too. | |||||
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01/25/2026 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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01/25/2026 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
