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		01/24/2026 7:30 pm	South Park	Timmy 2000
	Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Timmy 2000 Localized description: Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
		01/24/2026 8:00 pm	South Park	Pip!
	South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart.

		01/24/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	Cartman Joins NAMBLA
	Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.

		01/24/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	Cherokee Hair Tampons
	Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life.

		01/24/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Chef Goes Nanners
	Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

		01/24/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Something You Can Do With Your Finger
	The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

		01/24/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
	Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.

		01/24/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Probably
	Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

		01/24/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Fourth Grade
	Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.

		01/25/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Trapper Keeper
	Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

		01/25/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Helen Keller! The Musical
	The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

		01/25/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Fat Camp
	Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.

		01/25/2026 1:30 am	South Park	The Wacky Molestation Adventure
	When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

		01/25/2026 2:00 am	South Park	Scott Tenorman Must Die
	Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.

		01/25/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Cripple Fight!
	The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.

		01/25/2026 3:00 am	Parks and Recreation	Correspondents' Lunch
	Leslie is literally left speechless when someone steals her planned address for a big media event. Ben is overwhelmed by his new job.

		01/25/2026 3:30 am	Parks and Recreation	Bailout
	Leslie tries to save a neighborhood video store, but is embarrassed when the store makes big changes. Tom hires Jean-Ralphio's kooky sister. Ann blackmails April into being her friend.

		01/25/2026 4:00 am	Parks and Recreation	Partridge
	Leslie and Ben travel back to his Minnesota hometown to make amends. Ann and Chris worry about their compatibility. Jamm sues Ron for punching him in the face.

		01/25/2026 4:36 am	Parks and Recreation	Animal Control
	Leslie takes charge of the stoner-run animal control department. Ron resists medical treatment from Ann. Ben, Tom and Andy recruit donors for their charity foundation.

		01/25/2026 5:12 am	Parks and Recreation	Article Two
	Leslie fights to eliminate outdated laws, but meets resistance from an odd history buff. Ann and Ben can't keep up with Leslie's gift-giving calendar.

		01/25/2026 5:48 am	Parks and Recreation	Jerry's Retirement
	Leslie tries to commemorate Jerry's retirement, but realizes there's more to life than work. The office picks a "new Jerry" to be the office punching bag. Chris and Ann prepare to have a baby together.

		01/25/2026 6:24 am	50 First Dates	50 First Dates CC
	Starring Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore. Henry is a womanizing vet in Hawaii who can't commit - until he meets Lucy. The only problem is, due to a short term memory problem, she has no idea who the hell he is each new day.

		01/25/2026 8:30 am	Blended	Blended


		01/25/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Busboy
	George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

		01/25/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Note
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Truth
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pen
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 1:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dog
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 1:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Library
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 2:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Garage
	Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage.

		01/25/2026 2:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cafe
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 3:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Tape
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 3:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Nose Job
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/25/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	The Big Bang Theory
	Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.

		01/25/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	A Fistful Of Meg
	Lois helps Peter get over his fear of Principle Shepherd naked. Meanwhile Meg and her friends witnessed Brian and Stewie getting beat up by Trevor, Mad Dog and Mental Mike. Meg decides to help them stand up before they commit suicide.

		01/25/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	Chap Stewie
	Stewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.

		01/25/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Trump Guy
	The Griffins move to the White House where Peter is hired as the new Press Secretary.

		01/25/2026 6:00 pm	Family Guy	The Simpsons Guy
	After fleeing Quahog due to Peter's misogynistic comic strip, the Griffins get their car stolen and end up getting stuck in Springfield.

		01/25/2026 7:00 pm	Family Guy	Oscars Guy
	"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		01/25/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Bend or Blockbuster
	Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence. Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		01/25/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	A Wife-Changing Experience
	Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

		01/25/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	It Hits The Fan
	The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.

		01/25/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
	When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

		01/25/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Cartmanland
	Cartman inherits one million dollars.

		01/25/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Proper Condom Use
	The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.

		01/25/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Towelie
	There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.

		01/25/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants
	When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

		01/25/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	How to Eat With Your Butt
	The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

		01/26/2026 12:00 am	South Park	The Entity
	Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

		01/26/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Here Comes The Neighborhood
	When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.

		01/26/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	January 26, 2026
	Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary.

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