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		01/27/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Up the Down Steroid
	Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Up the Down Steroid Localized description: Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.
		01/27/2026 9:00 am	South Park	You Got F'd in the A
	When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.

		01/27/2026 9:30 am	South Park	The Jeffersons
	All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down.

		01/27/2026 10:00 am	Family Guy	Unzipped Code
	Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

		01/27/2026 10:30 am	Family Guy	Happy Holo-ween
	Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

		01/27/2026 11:00 am	Family Guy	The Stewaway
	During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

		01/27/2026 11:30 am	Family Guy	Get Stewie
	Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

		01/27/2026 12:00 pm	Family Guy	Carny Knowledge
	Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

		01/27/2026 12:30 pm	Family Guy	The Candidate
	Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

		01/27/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Love Story Guy
	The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

		01/27/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Old West
	The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

		01/27/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Single White Dad
	Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

		01/27/2026 2:30 pm	Family Guy	White Meg Can't Jump
	Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

		01/27/2026 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Adoptation
	To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

		01/27/2026 3:30 pm	Family Guy	The Bird Reich
	Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death by adopting a bird that once belonged to Hitler. Stewie causes Brian to give up writing.

		01/27/2026 4:00 pm	Family Guy	A Bottle Episode
	Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing after the family's trip to Nantucket. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian buy saltwater taffy in bulk, and try their hands at door-to-door sales in the community.

		01/27/2026 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Vat Man and Rob 'Em
	When Peter gets a job as the new night watchman, he and the guys turn Pawtucket Brewery into an after-hours bar. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian's plan to collect "lost dog" return money backfires when Brian is used for a dangerous TikTok stunt.

		01/27/2026 5:00 pm	Family Guy	From Russia With Love
	After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.

		01/27/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Adult Education
	Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage. Meanwhile, Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

		01/27/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	January 27, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic interviews actor Michael Urie, promoting the Apple TV series “Shrinking.”

		01/27/2026 6:35 pm	Family Guy	The Stewaway
	During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

		01/27/2026 7:02 pm	Family Guy	Get Stewie
	Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

		01/27/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Carny Knowledge
	Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

		01/27/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	The Candidate
	Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

		01/27/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	Goobacks
	Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

		01/27/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	Douche and Turd
	When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

		01/27/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Preschool
	For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

		01/27/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Quest For Ratings
	The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

		01/27/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
	The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video.

		01/27/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Cartman's Incredible Gift
	Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

		01/27/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
	The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.

		01/28/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Die Hippie, Die
	Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

		01/28/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Wing
	The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

		01/28/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Best Friends Forever
	Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

		01/28/2026 1:30 am	South Park	The Losing Edge
	If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

		01/28/2026 2:00 am	South Park	The Death of Eric Cartman
	Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

		01/28/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Erection Day
	Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

		01/28/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Marjorine
	The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over.

		01/28/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Follow That Egg
	Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

		01/28/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Trapped in the Closet
	Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

		01/28/2026 4:35 am	South Park	Free Willzyx
	Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

		01/28/2026 5:10 am	South Park	The Return of Chef
	One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.

		01/28/2026 5:45 am	South Park	Smug Alert!
	Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.

		01/28/2026 6:15 am	South Park	A Million Little Fibers
	Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

		01/28/2026 6:50 am	South Park	Manbearpig
	The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

		01/28/2026 7:25 am	South Park	Tsst
	When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

		01/28/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Make Love, Not Warcraft
	The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.

		01/28/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
	The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

		01/28/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
	A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.

		01/28/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Hell on Earth 2006
	Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.

		01/28/2026 10:00 am	South Park	Stanley's Cup
	Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.

		01/28/2026 10:30 am	South Park	Cartman Sucks
	Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”.

		01/28/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Lice Capades
	An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

		01/28/2026 11:30 am	South Park	The Snuke
	Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.

		01/28/2026 12:00 pm	South Park	Fantastic Easter Special
	Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.

		01/28/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	D-Yikes!
	Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.

		01/28/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Quagmire's Quagmire
	Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar.

		01/28/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Grimm Job
	Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."

		01/28/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Peternormal Activity
	Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses.

		01/28/2026 2:35 pm	Family Guy	Scammed Yankees
	Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a surprisingly great body.

		01/28/2026 3:10 pm	Family Guy	An App A Day
	Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, casuing a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

		01/28/2026 3:45 pm	Family Guy	A Lot Going On Upstairs
	Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave.

		01/28/2026 4:20 pm	Family Guy	The Heartbreak Dog
	Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home.

		01/28/2026 4:55 pm	Family Guy	Take A Letter
	An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.

		01/28/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	The New Adventures of Old Tom
	Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.

		01/28/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	January 28, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic is joined by Governor Mikie Sherrill of New Jersey.

		01/28/2026 6:35 pm	Family Guy	Love Story Guy
	The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

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