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		01/27/2026 7:02 pm	Family Guy	Get Stewie
	Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: Get Stewie Localized description: Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
		01/27/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Carny Knowledge
	Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

		01/27/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	The Candidate
	Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

		01/27/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	Goobacks
	Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.

		01/27/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	Douche and Turd
	When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.

		01/27/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Preschool
	For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.

		01/27/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Quest For Ratings
	The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

		01/27/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
	The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video.

		01/27/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Cartman's Incredible Gift
	Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.

		01/27/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
	The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.

		01/28/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Die Hippie, Die
	Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

		01/28/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Wing
	The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.

		01/28/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Best Friends Forever
	Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?

		01/28/2026 1:30 am	South Park	The Losing Edge
	If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

		01/28/2026 2:00 am	South Park	The Death of Eric Cartman
	Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.

		01/28/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Erection Day
	Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.

		01/28/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Marjorine
	The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over.

		01/28/2026 3:30 am	South Park	Follow That Egg
	Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

		01/28/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Trapped in the Closet
	Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer.

		01/28/2026 4:35 am	South Park	Free Willzyx
	Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.

		01/28/2026 5:10 am	South Park	The Return of Chef
	One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.

		01/28/2026 5:45 am	South Park	Smug Alert!
	Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.

		01/28/2026 6:15 am	South Park	A Million Little Fibers
	Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

		01/28/2026 6:50 am	South Park	Manbearpig
	The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.

		01/28/2026 7:25 am	South Park	Tsst
	When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

		01/28/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Make Love, Not Warcraft
	The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.

		01/28/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
	The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.

		01/28/2026 9:00 am	South Park	Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
	A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction.

		01/28/2026 9:30 am	South Park	Hell on Earth 2006
	Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun.

		01/28/2026 10:00 am	South Park	Stanley's Cup
	Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team.

		01/28/2026 10:30 am	South Park	Cartman Sucks
	Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”.

		01/28/2026 11:00 am	South Park	Lice Capades
	An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.

		01/28/2026 11:30 am	South Park	The Snuke
	Hillary Clinton is in town for a big campaign rally. Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.

		01/28/2026 12:00 pm	South Park	Fantastic Easter Special
	Determined to get the real story behind why he has to decorate eggs for Easter, Stan falls in with an eccentric society that guards a legendary secret.

		01/28/2026 12:30 pm	South Park	D-Yikes!
	Ms. Garrison gets dumped again and she takes it out on the fourth grade class.

		01/28/2026 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Quagmire's Quagmire
	Quagmire begins dating a sexually insatiable woman; Stewie finds himself torn between Rupert and his old teddy bear Oscar.

		01/28/2026 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Grimm Job
	Peter tells Stewie the stories "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood," and "Cinderella."

		01/28/2026 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Peternormal Activity
	Things go horribly wrong when the guys try to come up with a horror movie; Stewie becomes irritated by Brian's new glasses.

		01/28/2026 2:35 pm	Family Guy	Scammed Yankees
	Peter and Carter go to Africa to return Carter's money he lost to a Nigerian scammer. Meanwhile, Brian tries to hook up with one of Meg's friends after he finds out that she has a surprisingly great body.

		01/28/2026 3:10 pm	Family Guy	An App A Day
	Peter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, casuing a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.

		01/28/2026 3:45 pm	Family Guy	A Lot Going On Upstairs
	Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave.

		01/28/2026 4:20 pm	Family Guy	The Heartbreak Dog
	Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home.

		01/28/2026 4:55 pm	Family Guy	Take A Letter
	An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend.

		01/28/2026 5:30 pm	Family Guy	The New Adventures of Old Tom
	Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman.

		01/28/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	January 28, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic is joined by Governor Mikie Sherrill of New Jersey.

		01/28/2026 6:35 pm	Family Guy	Love Story Guy
	The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

		01/28/2026 7:02 pm	Family Guy	Old West
	The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

		01/28/2026 7:30 pm	Family Guy	Single White Dad
	Peter is mistaken for being a single parent, and relishes in the perks that come with it.

		01/28/2026 8:00 pm	Family Guy	White Meg Can't Jump
	Meg joins the Adam West High School basketball team, and her play is fueled by Peter's lambasting from the crowd. Meanwhile, Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.

		01/28/2026 8:30 pm	South Park	Bloody Mary
	Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving.

		01/28/2026 9:00 pm	South Park	With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
	The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget.

		01/28/2026 9:30 pm	South Park	Night of the Living Homeless
	Increasing numbers of homeless are eating, sleeping and asking for change all over South Park. The boys are working to solve the homeless problem once and for all.

		01/28/2026 10:00 pm	South Park	Le Petit Tourette
	Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

		01/28/2026 10:30 pm	South Park	More Crap
	Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap.

		01/28/2026 11:00 pm	South Park	Guitar Queer-O
	Stan and Kyle are hooked on Guitar Hero. But Stan's superior skills on the video game damage his friendship with Kyle.

		01/28/2026 11:30 pm	South Park	The List
	The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

		01/29/2026 12:00 am	South Park	Tonsil Trouble
	After a routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong, Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality.

		01/29/2026 12:30 am	South Park	Britney's New Look
	When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.

		01/29/2026 1:00 am	South Park	Major Boobage
	In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

		01/29/2026 1:30 am	South Park	Canada On Strike
	The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

		01/29/2026 2:00 am	South Park	EEK, A PENIS!
	While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

		01/29/2026 2:30 am	South Park	Over Logging
	One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

		01/29/2026 3:00 am	South Park	Super Fun Time
	While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

		01/29/2026 3:30 am	South Park	The China Probrem
	The China Probrem - With the rest of the American people haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

		01/29/2026 4:00 am	South Park	Breast Cancer Show Ever
	Breast Cancer Show Ever - Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

		01/29/2026 4:35 am	South Park	About Last Night…
	About Last Night… - While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

		01/29/2026 5:10 am	South Park	Elementary School Musical
	Elementary School Musical - The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.

		01/29/2026 5:45 am	South Park	The Ungroundable
	The Ungroundable - Butters is sure he's seen a Vampire at school but he can't get anyone to listen to him. The Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the others can't tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

		01/29/2026 6:15 am	South Park	The Ring
	The Ring - Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert where they each get purity rings.

		01/29/2026 6:50 am	The Coon	The Coon
	The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park.

		01/29/2026 7:25 am	Margaritaville	Margaritaville
	Margaritaville - Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

		01/29/2026 8:00 am	South Park	Eat, Pray, Queef
	Eat, Pray, Queef - Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys and it doesn't go over well.

		01/29/2026 8:30 am	South Park	Fishsticks
	A Hip Hop Superstar comes to terms with being a gay fish.

		01/29/2026 9:00 am	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend I
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/29/2026 9:30 am	Seinfeld	The Boy Friend II
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/29/2026 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Limo
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/29/2026 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Good Samaritan
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/29/2026 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Letter
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/29/2026 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Parking Space
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		01/29/2026 12:00 pm	The Office	Dream Team
	Jim faces off against his new boss in a soccer game in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, and Michael has trouble leaving his house.

		01/29/2026 12:30 pm	The Office	The Michael Scott Paper Company
	Dwight and Andy strike up an unlikely friendship and plan a hunting trip, and Michael hosts a Paper & Pancakes luncheon.

		01/29/2026 1:00 pm	The Office	Heavy Competition
	Dwight's loyalty to Michael is tested when he finds a new hero in Charles, and Andy tries to provide for all of Jim's emotional needs.

		01/29/2026 1:30 pm	The Office	Broke
	Michael's new company struggles to make early morning deliveries while the office tries to get their expense reports in on time after Angela enforces Dunder Mifflin's policy.

		01/29/2026 2:00 pm	The Office	Casual Friday
	Michael mediates a dispute within his new sales team, and trouble brews in the office when several employees take the term ʺcasual Fridayʺ too loosely.

		01/29/2026 2:35 pm	The Office	Cafe Disco
	Michael turns the former office of the Michael Scott Paper Company into a dance club, Phyllis opens up to Dwight, and Jim and Pam plan a secret trip.

		01/29/2026 3:10 pm	The Office	Company Picnic
	At the annual Dunder Mifflin company picnic, Michael and Holly are reunited, and the Scranton branch competes in the picnic's volleyball tournament.

		01/29/2026 3:45 pm	The Office	Gossip
	Michael feels left out as the rest of the office gossips about the summer interns, and Andy struggles with heterosexuality.

		01/29/2026 4:20 pm	The Office	The Meeting
	Pam deals with the guest list for her wedding, and Dwight convinces Toby to investigate Darryl's worker's comp claim.

		01/29/2026 4:55 pm	The Office	Niagara Part 1
	The entire office travels to Niagara Falls for Jim and Pam's wedding, and they're under strict orders not to mention that Pam is pregnant.

		01/29/2026 5:30 pm	The Office	Niagara Part 2
	Things get rowdy in Niagara Falls before Jim and Pam finally tie the knot.

		01/29/2026 6:00 pm	The Daily Show	January 29, 2026
	Host Desi Lydic chats with actor Katherine LaNasa, promoting the HBO Max series “The Pitt.”

		01/29/2026 6:35 pm	Family Guy	Adoptation
	To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

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